Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

26 comments:

1. benendetto, 16, April 2006, 0:49 |  
   yay im first and yeah when will the vegas elvises end

    
2. lucygoosy2004, 16, April 2006, 1:08 |  
   Elvis has been found and hes alive-playing bingo and getting f-ed up on all kinds of controlled substances.

    
3. JFLY, 16, April 2006, 3:23 |  
   Newsflash: Elvis suffers withdrawals at a local Starbucks while Quinten Tarintino anxiously phones his dealer.

   Ron Howard was spotted on the scene as well. “Well, gosh…I don’t know. Aunt Bea sent me in here for a mocha latte and all of a sudden there’s a big ruckus. I hope Pa ain’t too mad…”

   Story at 11…

    
4. charlie, 16, April 2006, 3:49 |  
   OK…you’ve seen just about every form of Elvii imaginable- - -old elvii, young elvii, black elvii, flying elvii (my favorite), pediatric elvii, geriatric elvii- - -the list goes on ad nauseum.
   I think I’ve come up with a brand new genre…mime elvii. Yup, I’ve pretty much worked out a silent version of ‘Blue Suede Shoes’. Now all I gotta do is find a sequined jumpsuit and some whiteface make-up, and I’m on my way to Vegas, baby.
   Unless some humane soul comes by and puts me out of their misery…please.

    
5. Marcus, 16, April 2006, 4:50 |  
   Elvis was a hero to most, but he never did shit for me. My mother had a button that said Elvis Sucks. I guess that is why we didn’t listen to the music. She also had a roach clip and a pipe. Found those under the bathroom sink when I was 8. Thought the pipe was for blowing bubbles. Was my mom a Flower Child? Why did she like Janis Joplin? Oh.. when was little I thought my mom had a friend named Mary Jane.

   The Viagra Ring is an excellent idea. I think it would sell well here in BKK. We seem to get more than our fair share of horney old men on Viagra 24×7. Hope springs eternal.

    
6. Spud, 16, April 2006, 5:13 |  
   

   Nice burns and glasses.

   However I have a bone to pick.

   Does today’s youth everywhere, have to text message at every given opportunity?

   

    
7. Davezilla, 16, April 2006, 7:57 |  
   

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   I can safely answer that, Spud. My client at the ad agency is a cellular company. Yes, they do, hence the unbelievable sales of unlimited text messaging. It’s worse in other countries like Japan and Korea.

    
8. Craig, 16, April 2006, 8:03 |  
   Judah Friedlander???

    
9. mitch, 16, April 2006, 8:19 |  
   Look under :Apocalypse, signs of…and this picture is there.

    
10. The Cynical Villain, 16, April 2006, 9:28 |  
    “Now I spend my days doing the NASCAR circuit. Thank you! Thank you very much!

     
11. Mandy, 16, April 2006, 10:01 |  
    

    Oh, what a stud muffin. I can barely control myself.

     
12. |nsan|ty, 16, April 2006, 10:18 |  
    Can you see the retired country clubs, all the old men wearing the rings? C’mon baby, theres 19 holes out there….. wanna be the first? And naming the rings after mullets…. Even has a 1 year exchange program for dents and scratches on the gold models only! and for the elvis wanna be… Is that a Larry the cable guy ‘git ‘er done’ hat? .

     
13. |nsan|ty, 16, April 2006, 10:20 |  
    Oh wait… I just looked again, I think he is practicing his pose of how they found elvis on the crapper dead from the overdose…. yeah, that must be it.

     
14. lucygoosy2004, 16, April 2006, 10:27 |  
    Ellvii?????Is that plural Elvises???Just wanted to know.

     
15. Davezilla, 16, April 2006, 10:39 |  
    

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    Since they seem to be a plague, my guess is we follow the standard set forth by microbiologists for more than one virus; hence Elvirii.

     
16. Alex, 16, April 2006, 12:21 |  
    About the Viagra Ring–Didn’t Underdog keep a super energy pill in his ring?

     
17. Driver, 16, April 2006, 14:30 |  
    Does that ring only hold one pill ? I hope it’s the weekender one . :wang:

     
18. Davezilla, 16, April 2006, 15:03 |  
    

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    Nice Public Enemy reference!

     
19. Lace Valentine, 16, April 2006, 18:01 |  
    Diesel Elvis in the house…

     
20. Nikki, 16, April 2006, 18:59 |  
    He’s dialing Priscilla with an offer to fill her tank.

     
21. JFLY, 16, April 2006, 19:33 |  
    Dave, I have come to the conclusion that Starbucks coffee causes people to mutate into freaks. I suspect there is more Columbian ingredients in their beverages than just coffee beans. That would explain the Elvis siting, wouldn’t it?

     
22. Marcus, 17, April 2006, 1:15 |  
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    Your welcome Dave. They are still a favorite of mine. It’s just the way I am.

     
23. TheFaramir, 17, April 2006, 8:46 |  
    

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    “The secret compartment of my ring I fill with a Viagra Super Erection Pill!”

     
24. Coley, 17, April 2006, 9:05 |  
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    Craig, I’m so glad you said it. It was the very first thing that came to my mind..

     
25. Meagan, 17, April 2006, 11:27 |  
    I sure hope my dad doesn’t have one of those rings…

    Oh, and I think the aliens just released Elvis so he could get them more fuel for their spaceship.

     
26. jsquared55, 18, April 2006, 10:22 |  
    They all said that Elvis was in K-Zoo.
    Now we know it’s really Royal Oak!