Complete this Sentence, #32

Posted by Davezilla 13 April, 2006 Latest: Nikki, Driver, prtyprincess, lucygoosy2004, Kate,

“But if vampires are pro-life, then _______.”

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80 comments:

  1. Spud, 13, April 2006, 0:11 |  
    Spud

    But if vampires are pro-life, then mimes are the anti-life.

    :geek:

     
  2. brian, 13, April 2006, 0:18 |  

    gee… i guess I am pro-life. :roll:

     
  3. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 0:38 |  

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then Republicans must be vampires!!!!!” :wtf:

     
  4. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 0:41 |  
    Master Solace

    Damn…for once I have nothing…I can’t think of anything to complete the sentence…maybe later…

    As for the link…it is a good sign for things to come…spell it how ever you want to… :wang: :twisted:

     
  5. Dante, 13, April 2006, 0:41 |  

    …then zombies are pro-choice.

     
  6. Ace, 13, April 2006, 0:53 |  

    link: Wow it works on buidings too?!! I’m impressed!

     
  7. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 1:18 |  

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then Dracula was a Republican?” :P

     
  8. Esther, 13, April 2006, 1:47 |  

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then that means moosepants are back in style!”

    No idea, but it’s late, and I’m tired. :java:

     
  9. Marcus, 13, April 2006, 2:02 |  
    Marcus

    But if vampires are pro-life, then they will always have food. (think about) :D

    When I was a little boy I asked my mom to buy me an erection set. A few years later the erection came. :wtf: :lol:

    [Comment ID #42675 will be quoted here]

    But if vampires are pro-life, then JFLY is a clown vampire.
    :lol:

     
  10. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 3:31 |  

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    I know you are, but what am I? :P

     
  11. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 3:52 |  
    Master Solace

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    Fucking flashback to Pee-Wee’s Playhouse…the torture, the agony, the pain…jfly, why must you do that to me…now I will have nightmares tonight, if I can get to sleep…thanks a lot…the torture, the torture, the torture, THE TORTURE…MAKE THE IMAGES GO AWAY… :dead:

     
  12. Becky, 13, April 2006, 4:41 |  

    If vampires are pro life then Frankenstien is pro organ donation :dead:….I know LAME :P

     
  13. mitch, 13, April 2006, 5:25 |  

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    That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you people for the longest time. Thanks JFLY for helping me spread the Gospel.

     
  14. Alex, 13, April 2006, 5:47 |  

    [Comment ID #42739 will be quoted here]Does that mean the democrats are Van Helsing? If you die from a Vampire bite are they really pro life? What does that make a lycanthrope or werewolf?

     
  15. Mandy, 13, April 2006, 6:22 |  
    Mandy

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then we”ll have to stage this rally at night.” :twisted:

     
  16. Creelock, 13, April 2006, 6:33 |  

    “If Vampires are pro-life, then we better get to the Red Cross to help keep them that way! :P

    I know Lame but kinda makes since :twisted: :twisted:

     
  17. Creelock, 13, April 2006, 6:36 |  

    Oh and Umm whats the Address for the place on the link. :twisted: And to think there’s still hope out there :wtf: :wang:

     
  18. Anita Mann-Badley, 13, April 2006, 6:43 |  

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then they must also be anti-war (it would seem consistent).”

     
  19. Meagan, 13, April 2006, 7:40 |  

    But if vampires are pro-life, then Angel better not pull that sword out of Decathla.
    (Sorry, I’m a huge Buffy fan.) :twisted:

     
  20. mitch smith, 13, April 2006, 8:07 |  

    If vampires are pro-life, then George Bush is a lying piece of excrement. Wait. That works for any “finish this sentence”. The truth will win out.

     
  21. lostone, 13, April 2006, 8:34 |  

    If vampires are pro-life then Show me the blood!!! I said SHOW ME THE BLOOD!!! 8)

     
  22. Bjorn Freeh, 13, April 2006, 8:52 |  

    I wanna retire and become a greeter at that Boners-R-Us store…

     
  23. Bjorn Freeh, 13, April 2006, 8:54 |  

    “Is that a carp under your tarp or are you just glad to see me?”

     
  24. Bob, 13, April 2006, 9:59 |  

    if vampires are pro-life then they arent as evil as democrats

     
  25. nessa, 13, April 2006, 11:08 |  

    If vampires are pro-life, then I’m a freaking millionaire living in this tralior court just for fun…..

     
  26. HumanityCritic, 13, April 2006, 11:12 |  

    But if vampires are pro-life, then why don’t they have a problem sucking the life out of people??!!!

     
  27. HumanityCritic, 13, April 2006, 11:13 |  

    But if vampires are pro-life, then why don’t they have a problem sucking the life out of people??!!!

     
  28. John K, 13, April 2006, 11:16 |  

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then who the hell is going to perform the bloody abortions.”

     
  29. Duke, 13, April 2006, 11:17 |  

    Politics: a contraction of two words, poly - meaning many and tics - meaning bloodsuckers.
    Sort of proves what has been said, that republicans are vampires, so what are democrats?

     
  30. Duke, 13, April 2006, 11:18 |  

    Leeches?

     
  31. Esther, 13, April 2006, 11:44 |  

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    Excellent. :kiss:

     
  32. logan, 13, April 2006, 12:01 |  

    If Vampires Are Pro-life, then you won’t get sucked dry any more, well that sucks cause i usually get that every 4 days :wang:

     
  33. MrDoug, 13, April 2006, 13:38 |  

    Well as it is Blame some one else day have nothing so it must be those damn democrats…No it’s all Mitch’s fault….

    But if vampires are pro-life, then we need to have Pat Robertson call for the boycot of Buffy.”

     
  34. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 14:05 |  

    if vampires are pro-life, then I AM Pro-Death.Raor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :troll:

     
  35. Marcus, 13, April 2006, 14:07 |  
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #42738 will be quoted here]

    Master Solace do you know what they say about men who where big shoes?
    They have big feet. :lol: PeeWee’s Playhouse is now the PussyCat Theatre. :wtf:

    JFLY, I am rubber and your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :P

    But if vampires are pro-life, then they are friends with Dave, the moon is made of green cheese, and someone farted perfume. :D :lol:

     
  36. scamper95, 13, April 2006, 14:12 |  
    scamper95

    [Comment ID #42880 will be quoted here] sounds like a personal issue. maybe a handjob well do.

     
  37. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 14:12 |  
    Master Solace

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    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! Again with the torture…Paul Reubens was a very disturbed man…but then again didn’t Lawrence Fishbourne play on that show?

    How in the hell do I remember this shit…I need more help than I thought… :twisted:

     
  38. family jules, 13, April 2006, 14:20 |  

    If vampires are pro-life, then they are only pro- THEIR lives, just like all other neo-con Republican hypocrites.

     
  39. jeff, 13, April 2006, 14:42 |  

    but if vampires are pro-life, then we all must be cattle.

     
  40. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 14:43 |  

    I am A REPUBLICAN!
    big-foot terlmann shoots family jules in the face point blank -
    with his remington 2barrel 12-gauge.”BLAMM”!
    :twisted:. - 3 |> |_| 8 1 ! ( 5 .- |_| 1 3 , |) 3 |\/| 0 ( .- 4 ( ! 3 5 |) .- 0 0 1 . :twisted:

     
  41. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 14:48 |  

    http://www.screenhead.com/
    check it out.

     
  42. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 14:51 |  

    Dave Linabury.
    Add that to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list.
    Yahoo Results for davezilla: 514,000 . (0.65 seconds) :puke: http://www.flickr.com/photos/davezilla/113157598/
    http://davezilla.multiply.com/ :troll: http://www.alistapart.com/articles/inout!
    http://www.43people.com/profile/view/131183
    #places dave hasn’t been.
    http://www.screenhead.com/
    http://www.fark.com/

     
  43. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 15:06 |  
    Master Solace

    Republican are assholes…all them…so give it up…look at President Boy George…

     
  44. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 15:22 |  

    I am A REPUBLICAN!
    asshole terlmann shoots Master Solace in the face point blank -
    with his remington 2barrel 12-gauge.”BLAMM”! :twisted: . - 3 |> |_| 8 1 ! ( 5 .- |_| 1 3 , |) 3 |\/| 0 ( .- 4 ( ! 3 5 |) .- 0 0 1 . :twisted:

     
  45. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 15:28 |  

    [Comment ID #42891 will be quoted here]
    http://www.google.com/search?q=davezilla
    now up to 543,000 :puke: http://www.mirrorproject.com/show-image.mirror?id=12122

     
  46. Davezilla, 13, April 2006, 15:35 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #42890 will be quoted here]

    Apparently you don’t look at link lists and blogrolls, terlmann. I link to Screenhead and they link to me. Fark has linked to me dozens of times, as has Metafilter, Slashdot, et al. You can stop leaving your statistic links. K? :twisted:

     
  47. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 15:45 |  

    ok,dude.
    Add yourself to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list as well. :)

     
  48. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 15:52 |  

    Information for comment users
    Line and paragraph breaks appear automatically. Your email address is hidden and scrambled. Cause I love you.
    thx dude. :)

     
  49. terlmann, 13, April 2006, 16:00 |  

    ## :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

     
  50. Esther, 13, April 2006, 16:16 |  

    terlmann, put the ritalin down, and go to sleep. You’ll feel much better in the morning, and less prone to spastic amounts of commenting. :roll:

     
  51. Spud, 13, April 2006, 17:04 |  
    Spud

    Isn’t freedom of speech a wonderful thing.

    :D

     
  52. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 17:24 |  

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    Thank you, Esther!!!!

    And Lawrence Fishbourne was Cowboy Curtis…LOL.

    “Come on in…and everyone pull up a chair…..”

     
  53. Nikki, 13, April 2006, 17:39 |  

    IQ averages are dropping sharply…

     
  54. Mandy, 13, April 2006, 17:59 |  
    Mandy

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    You read my mind, Nikki. I was about to suggest to Dave that he change his tagline to “Clean Humor, Juvenile Comments” :roll:

     
  55. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 18:19 |  

    Oh, lighten up! Us old folk like reminiscing….and it’s not nice to pick on old people.

    BTW…my IQ is 133. :geek:

     
  56. Davezilla, 13, April 2006, 18:21 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #42908 will be quoted here]

    Rather doubt they meant you, JFLY. :mrgreen:

     
  57. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 18:22 |  

    …I can afford to drop a few points. :P

     
  58. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 18:23 |  

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    LOL Dave…but I started the whole “Pee-Wee” train of thought. Unintentionally of course…

     
  59. Davezilla, 13, April 2006, 18:38 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #42911 will be quoted here]

    Memorization of PeeWee Herman is indicative of higher cognitive faculties.

     
  60. Meagan, 13, April 2006, 18:43 |  

    “I love ice cream!”
    “Well, if you love it so much why don’t you marry it?”
    “Maybe I will!”

    Ah, PeeWee, such memories… :P

     
  61. Meagan, 13, April 2006, 18:47 |  

    Wait a minute! Didn’t Paul Reubens play a vampire in the original “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie?

    Whoa! Freaky! :wtf:

     
  62. Driver, 13, April 2006, 19:16 |  

    Is it just me or does Terlmann seam to be about two frayed nerves from going to Macdonalds with that shotgun ?

    If vampires are pro life then why dont they screen thier victims for HIV.

     
  63. Driver, 13, April 2006, 19:25 |  

    ? oopps

     
  64. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 19:35 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #42911 will be quoted here]

    I contributed to that, so I am guilty too about Pee Wee…and my IQ is that high too…so I guess Pee Wee did do something right…he enriched our lives……and other things… :twisted:

     
  65. Marcus, 13, April 2006, 19:44 |  
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #42902 will be quoted here]

    You should also suggest that terlmann wear moose pants, too.

    [Comment ID #42908 will be quoted here]

    JFLY is a special girl, lives in a special house, eats special food, and sleeps in a special bed. :lol: :D :lol: :D Just kidding. I hate it when people think I stupid, too. Didn’t PeeWee Herman have a movie. I think it was called “PeeWee’s Big Adventure.” Maybe we should send a copy to Master Solace. :evil: :evil: :evil:

     
  66. Marcus, 13, April 2006, 19:50 |  
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #42895 will be quoted here]

    You manage this site so well; how can anyone think otherwise. I have been thinking about creating my own blog. It is going to be about stupid people and useless suggestions. :wtf: :evil:

     
  67. Driver, 13, April 2006, 19:54 |  

    Pee Wee had a cool bike , what was it’s name ?

     
  68. prtyprincess, 13, April 2006, 20:08 |  
    prtyprincess

    If vampires are pro life , then i want to know what kind of animal they chose :wtf:

     
  69. Spud, 13, April 2006, 20:13 |  
    Spud

    B
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  70. Spud, 13, April 2006, 20:16 |  
    Spud

    I feel I have to qualify that last comment.

    Partyprincess’s avatar got me kind of distracted…

    :boob: :boob:

     
  71. family jules, 13, April 2006, 20:50 |  

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    Terlmann, we Democrats (I am assuming here, Master, so if I’m wrong, please, play along?) are smart enough to wear kevlar headgear whenever we play “let’s go hunting” with Republicans. And body armor, and kevlar socks, and ……..

    Now, go back to your rubber room and play with your weapons of mass insanity while we try to arrange for someone to come and pick you up.

     
  72. family jules, 13, April 2006, 21:00 |  

    By the way, for you Law and Order fans, S. Epatha Merkerson (Anita Van Buren- the female African American Lt. over the detectives) also played on Peewee’s Playhouse as Reba the Mail Woman. Phil Hartman played Capt. Carl, Gregory Harrison played the robot.

    There were a lot of good actors who were on that show!

     
  73. Mandy, 13, April 2006, 21:07 |  
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #42926 will be quoted here]

    and Terlmann as the pet chihuahua, Zippy.

     
  74. JFLY, 13, April 2006, 22:26 |  

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    Good one :P

     
  75. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 22:47 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #42919 will be quoted here]

    Don’t even think about sending me a copy of that movie…I already have one…er…for my daughter…

     
  76. Master Solace, 13, April 2006, 23:17 |  
    Master Solace

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    No assuming…I am a Democrat…I sound smart enough, don’t I…

    And as for Terlmann, my EVIL WERE-RABBITS OF DDOOOOOMM!!!!!(I miis those guys…) will be there soon to pick him up, and they WILL be bring the straight-jacket… :twisted:

     
  77. lucygoosy2004, 14, April 2006, 9:41 |  

    Lawrence Fishburne played the cowboy-I cant remember what his name was. I used to get high and watch “Pee-Wees playhouse” all the time. I wish he would bring the character back!!!!

     
  78. Davezilla, 14, April 2006, 9:51 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #43042 will be quoted here]

    JFLY had it. Cowboy Curtis was his name on PeeWee’s Playhouse.

     
  79. Kate, 14, April 2006, 17:01 |  
    Kate

    okay so i love that you all have fun with this but why hate republicans mostly i say this because my sis is one but really they ALL aint total dickweed. and i think i stand at a dispoint at the word politics poli more than one tics blood sucing creatures duh:) :troll: sme :dead: don’t kill me.

     
  80. Davezilla, 14, April 2006, 19:41 |  
    Davezilla

    BTW, terlmann has been banned. 16 stupid and spam-like comments in 2 days is enough. :evil: