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“Nice lady - Non smoker, Excellent with all aged children”
Aged children?…hmm…maybe she is a non-smoker, but I hear she’s excellent with the malt liquor…explains the aged part at least…
What does one serve with children? a nice red of course.
Cheers! :java:
This sounds like a job for Mary Poppins who promises she is clean now, none of that drunken supercalifragilisticexpialidcious talk. But she may still have problems with a “spoonful of sugar.”
I’d keep an eye on her from the writing I think may have already had a few
Or it could be Micheal Jackson looking for work
Port, one must always serve port with children.
It enhances the hollandaise sauce.
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Can’t be Jacko…says “children” not “boys”…
You’re looking for something to go along with the aged children? hmmmm….fava beans with a nice chianti maybe…….
Well after the bad Breyer post http://www.davezilla.com/2006/04/08/bad-breyer .I am going with Breyers.
Aged children? So she’s willing to babysit my husband?
“I like children with mint sauce.” Who said that? I already know, but I thought you could have fun guessing
*Best results occur when there is good communication with me by phone or email Bahlaqeem sounds awesome. I wonder if they can cure STD over the Internet. If so, do I put my penis on the phone.
and it is only 60 dollars. I can go to the hospital for less.
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I am sure your husband wears big boy underwear now and doesn’t need a baby sitter.
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If only that were true, Marcus…..
Yup that note makes me real confident
I’m thinking a nice 18 year old single malt Scotch and a Cuban cigar would go very well with aged children.
Lambrusco! It’s aways good! Do those kids come with fries?
Depends if they are served Southern style (chicken-fried chilluns with hot sauce) or traditional (with gravy over mashed potatoes). With Southern, a cold beer will do, traditional demands a robust Cabernet.
Is this for real? Where did you find it? Outside a family planning clinic?
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Real. Found at the same location as yesterday’s post: The Starlight Laundromat in Royal Oak, possibly the creepiest laundromat known to man. Great place for hunting freaks.
The handwriting is suspicious.
I don’t think i would choose to go with a “babysitter” that thinks writing your ad with a pen and a piece of paper was the best way to get your message out there. I think i will bypass this lady, and drop the kids off at child services myself.
A babysitter that advertises on a scrap piece of paper is almost as bad as a lawyer who gives legal advice on bar napkins.
But, to answer your question, if the child is between ages 2-6, a nice chilled white wine will suffice nicely. However, if the child is between 7-10, room temperature red wine is quite lovely. Any child over the age of 10 is considered too filling for the average “wine and kids” party, therefore, it should be served with onion dip and beer.
It’s about time someone raised progeria awareness in the laundromat.
I looked up at the sky today and a drop of water hit me in the face! And then another! And another and another and another and…
Nice lady AND a non-smoker? Her credentials are FANTASTIC!!!!! Sign me up!
Mitch, I am shocked you did not recognise the recruiting poster penned by my favorite first lady. Well dictated by her, written by George. peace man, and send us your children.
How does one ‘age’ a child anyhow? If you’d like to know what it’s like to look up at the sky here in CA stand in your shower and turn it on
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LMAO……..But the bad thing is, I myself am an aged child!
Red wine is excellent with aged beef…
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Bob, my man….I try not to state the obvious. Yes I did see the unholy hand of the Bush regime in that poster, but I was trying to stay out of the fray. Laura writes, obviously, the way her cognitively challenged husband speaks.
Peace to all….
just blame it all on that old Bush and he’s best mate Dick doesnt matter who u blame it on it alwayus is the government’s faught ……..somehow always
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fault!
Can’t be jacko, age 15 is his limit if you watch Leno, and only boys and no wine, rum and coke in soda cans. Also she left no # so who u gonna call?
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I get it now…this isn’t an ad for a baysitter, it is an ad for a hooker…and with that in mind…
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No phone number…simple…check the local street corner at around 10-11pm, you’ll find her there…
Dave, you really do have a lot of freaks in Royal Oak…
Too much to drink and too much talk. Everything is gibberish accept for that sign. I need a baby sitter to take care of this aged drunk child. Any takers?
Sorry dave for saying something so HARSH, but I was getting frustrated.
I think what she means is she can take care of all children rotton or not!
Sorry not very witty I suppose
I think what she means is that she can take care of all children rotten or not.
Sorry Dave for my harsh words earlier, but I was getting frustrated, and my comment isn’t very witty either
mine won’t post
As for the link of the day, Can you say scam?
How do you eat an aged child? Place one leg behind your right ear and one behind your left ear…
BBQ sauce always use BBQ sauce when eating aged children.
I was sceptical of Bethlehem until I saw the note from the basset hound, now I know I want to sign up!
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It’s all good, prtyprincess. Glad the comments are showing up.
with faba beans and a nice kiante perhaps
wine- a wine you say?
) is perfect for producing age in children. 
grape wine ,aka champane(misspelled,you fix it
however………… “all-aged” is the correct phrase ,as opposed to “all aged”.
i agree with djemm it could be michael jackson looking for a job
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need to add that to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list.
Dude , make that Thursday’s topic, and lets see what the comments be.
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prtyprincess sucks.
I looked up at the sky today (for Look Up At The Sky Day). I saw a bird…no, a plane…no, it was…Underdog! Have no fear, Underdog is here!
God, I’m old…
JFLY
Not old {Aged}
JFLY
Oh yeah and polly pure bread has got nothing on you
My “aged” is showing?
Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound.
“Here I come to save the day”
That means that Underdog is on his way.
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Underdog will join the fight.
On the sea or on the land,
He gets the situation well in hand.
This is a little after the fact, but… nice one, Other April.
How do you “age” a child. Maybe she meant “cured” and she plans on salting them down and hanging them upside down. THey keep a lot better that way.
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lol that could be it you never know! i know a person with a dog named daisy mae hmm the questions just never stop do they?
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hmm well i have some white ziphendell maby that will work my prefrences are limitted to … wait their not limitted ?YAY!!
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I think I have you beat.