Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

47 comments:

1. Master Solace, 7. April 2006, 0:01
   

   Don’t worry Dave, I had that problem earlier with my post…and I still can’t remember what I was going to write…oh well, tomorrow is another day…

    
2. JFLY, 7. April 2006, 1:14
   

   You were going to write about all of the wonderful, friendly, dedicated, intelligent, witty, attractive, charismatic, irresistable, talented, funny, creative, magnetic, and absolutely-the-best bloggers on the net that all seem to wind up on your site.

    
3. JFLY, 7. April 2006, 1:16
   

   …or maybe it was cheese?

    
4. Spud, 7. April 2006, 3:05
   

   Dandruff, I seem to recall something about dandruff.

   :geek:

    
5. Anna, 7. April 2006, 3:37
   

   Bedwetting? Napkin gnawing? Camel humping? Frog licking? Bicycle repair?
   Please tell ….

    
6. cbatdux, 7. April 2006, 4:02
   

   Ich ben ein Blogger. Ist Goot? Der JFLY ist der Babe!

   Something about Germany maybe?

    
7. Becky, 7. April 2006, 4:47
   

   Belly Button lint sweaters…….That’s It! :puke:

    
8. Lung the Younger, 7. April 2006, 5:19
   

   This is the slippery slope Dave. Next thing you’ll be confusing the days of the week, not remembering where you put your dentures and forgetting your grandchildren’s names. Might as well book yourself into a home now while you still have your dignity.

    
9. Mandy, 7. April 2006, 5:28
   

   What happens in Little Rock, stays in Little Rock. Did you wake up in someone else’s underwear? :undies:

    
10. mitch, 7. April 2006, 5:37
    

    Could it have been something about your latest bout of genital herpes? Hope it’s getting better.

     
11. Bob, 7. April 2006, 6:02
    

    perhaps it was about how the people with red light cameras never seem to include wallet size pictures with the package. You would think for that kind of money you’d get all the package options

     
12. bhamm, 7. April 2006, 7:01
    

    You were going to write about forgetting to write about something that you forgot to write about.

    (See me if you need a translation.)

     
13. Evelyn, 7. April 2006, 7:45
    

    why is so late in the day. i wanted to pack a lunch and take the grandkids.

     
14. Evelyn, 7. April 2006, 7:46
    

    sorry, comment belonged on the previous one

     
15. Other April, 7. April 2006, 7:59
    

    Never slime a guy with a positron collider?

     
16. Marcus, 7. April 2006, 8:02
    

    First up on our discussion today. Dave is coming out of the closet. To talk about agoraphobia and knitting bees. Next we will talk with JFLY about her fear of wire hangers and the Brady Bunch. Finally we will have a dicussion with Mandy about her obsession with underwear and Martin Short. Looks like we have a full program today.

    Darth Vader cracks me up

    Hee Hee My room is dirty. Wait, my room is always duty.

     
17. Meagan, 7. April 2006, 8:14
    

    Were you going to write about mooses? Meese?

     
18. Beaner, 7. April 2006, 8:41
    

    It was the meaning of life wasn’t it, you probably had it figured out! Oh, well NO HOUSEWORK DAY I will be taking advantage of this.

     
19. paul, 7. April 2006, 8:44
    

    When forgetting becomes illegal only outlaws will become forgotten??????

     
20. Bob, 7. April 2006, 9:28
    

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    The answer to most questions in life is 3. Or 3.14159 if you want to get technical. The answer to the meaning of life is 7. The answers are easy it’s the questions we dont understand.

     
21. Bjorn Freeh, 7. April 2006, 9:32
    

    No Housework Day? That’s every day.

    Dang. I was told today was Slap A Coworker Day. I have some apologizing to do…

     
22. Peaches, 7. April 2006, 10:08
    

    You were thinking of your “idea” icon, and wondering……..is it just me, or am I the only person that looks at this and see’s the butt of a while tailed deer?

     
23. Peaches, 7. April 2006, 10:09
    

    Sorry, WHITE tailed deer.

     
24. cbatdux, 7. April 2006, 10:58
    

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    good one.

     
25. cbatdux, 7. April 2006, 11:01
    

    I never have housework. It’s all done at very reasonalbe rates by illegal immigrants. No, I mean, undocumented workers, no, alien ……

     
26. MrDoug, 7. April 2006, 11:03
    

    No problem it happens to the best of them Davezilla and you are one of the best. Just come over here and put this nice coat on here, let me help you, yea I know those pesky sleves buckle in the back, it’s the new fashion trend.

    Ok now lets take our medication, it’ s medication time…very good swallow it down. Yes I know you are a great blogger with a huge following…it’s ok…we all understand…ok now just lay down it will be ok…
    

     
27. chainstay, 7. April 2006, 11:34
    

    You were going to write about…um..hold on….uh….oh yea, that’s it..no wait that wasn’t it…I think it had somthing to do with.. oh wait, that was last week…don’t tell me, don’t tell me, I’ll get it…er…Did it have something to do with..naw, I doubt it. Ah-ha, I think it was about that thing; you know, that one thing. It’s like that other thing but different. Oh come on, That THING, it’s got that other thing on it and it’s kind of that one color, kind of greenish/orange, but not really. It acts just like that thingamajig that has those dohicky’s all over it and it does that stuff. Don’t tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about, THAT THING!!……… oh forget it.

     
28. Becky, 7. April 2006, 12:13
    

    No Dave is isn’t “No House Work Day”…….It’s “GSDD”…Get Shit Done Day :dead:

     
29. Ace, 7. April 2006, 12:53
    

    No housework day? Damn! I’m going to have to miss out in the festivities because today is the only day I actually clean.

     
30. JFLY, 7. April 2006, 13:23
    

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    While I’ll admit to suffering from a life-long case of Bradyphobia (Cindy is evil), I have absolutely no fear of wire hangers.

    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

     
31. Master Solace, 7. April 2006, 13:39
    

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    :wtf:

     
32. Bjorn Freeh, 7. April 2006, 13:44
    

    

    Looks like Escanaba in November, eh, Peaches?

    

     
33. brainchallenged52, 7. April 2006, 14:13
    

    The Meaning of Life or Not?

     
34. Peaches, 7. April 2006, 15:10
    

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    10 – 4 Good buddy……..uh……..different post.

    (It STILL looks like the butt of a white tailed deer)

     
35. Peaches, 7. April 2006, 15:14
    

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    I will admit I have never been to Escanaba………..and it is too late in the day to even think of a reply. Margarita time!!

     
36. Peaches, 7. April 2006, 15:16
    

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    And yes I do have some weird kind of imagination.

     
37. Master Solace, 7. April 2006, 17:26
    

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    That’s okay…that is why I love you so much…at least you don’t have my weird PERVERTED sense of humor…but that was two posts ago…

     
38. Nikki, 7. April 2006, 18:34
    

    Forty-two.

     
39. Ace, 7. April 2006, 19:15
    

    I kneel down to the almighty Dave who made it so that I would not be able to clean today. My building’s water was shut off for repairs but I think Dave was behind it and because of this I have not washed a single dish or my clothes. Thank you!

     
40. Driver, 7. April 2006, 20:58
    

    Chainstay
    that thing , to damn funny .

    Nikki
    Forty–two , I cant remember what movie thats from .

    Dave was it that big nasty soap scum , lime crusted hair clump in the shower drain problem ?

     
41. Davezilla, 7. April 2006, 21:01
    

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    Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

     
42. Driver, 7. April 2006, 21:15
    

    Thank You Commander Dave .

     
43. Timmmy, 7. April 2006, 22:07
    

    Since you’re not thinking of anything specific, May I introduce you to the wonderful world of Amway product sales?

     
44. dawn, 7. April 2006, 23:22
    

    I thought every day was no housework day…

     
45. Esther, 7. April 2006, 23:59
    

    Moosepants, Dave. It’s always about the moosepants.

     
46. Teri, 8. April 2006, 23:49
    

    escanaba in the moonlight was a funny movie oh yeah..what were you gonna say dave?

     
47. Teri, 8. April 2006, 23:51
    

    And the answer to the meaning of life is and always will be 42!