Comments on: Live! Drive through crucifixion

By: brianne

brianne — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:21:19 +0000

AWESOME!! i always wanted to see wat it would be like to be crucified just two questions
1) Can i get a jesus action figure for my nephew??
2) Do i get a ressurection and if so,when?? :wtf:

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 13:59:45 +0000

A Baptist church in my areas advertises a “Live Nativity” every Christmas: Wed at 7, Sat at 7 and Sunda at 10 and Noon.

Two important questions:
1) How do get the times so precise?
2) Are these different pregnant Marys or do they shove the baby back in when she’s done?

By: Meagan

Meagan — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 13:25:47 +0000

I think Ikea has something like that, except you build it yourself and in the process of doing that you somehow nail yourself to the boards.

By: Meagan

Meagan — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 13:23:23 +0000

I don’t think this is ketchup… :puke:

By: JFLY

JFLY — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:18 +0000

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So the Bob above is really Bob Villa? That explains everything!

By: Master Solace

Master Solace — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:22:38 +0000

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Okay, Okay Captain…I saw the March 31on the sign too…I just thought it was just a ploy from the Park Haven Baptist Church to throw us off…

And Spud…as for the cordless nail gun…this sign and drive thru crucifixtion was brought to us by Bob Villa and the fine people of Craftsman Tools…

By: Timmmy

Timmmy — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:20:50 +0000

Coming soon: Drive thru Combination Car wash and Baptism, Just crank down your window if you want baptised.

By: CroneWynd

CroneWynd — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:04:20 +0000

I was also going to say… I think they’ve nailed me pretty good on that…

By: CroneWynd

CroneWynd — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:03:12 +0000

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Nail Gun of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

By: addfdf

addfdf — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:44:08 +0000