Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

The next time we wash dishes, we will not touch the ice cube tray.

When I was a young boy, I often misheard phrases. Thinking I had them down pat, I would misuse them with confidence. Hilarity ensued. Some examples:

1. Pigment of my imagination
2. For all intensive purposes
3. wrapped in conversation
4. ball-faced lie
5. deja view

What words or phrases will you admit to misusing?

I don’t know why this disturbs me so much, but it really does. Give me some scary captions.

There exists one thing in everyone’s life that makes them shiver with fear, double over with nausea or curl into a fetal position. I have several of these bugabooos including, but not limited to:

1. Clowns and mimes
2. Bacon (S’OK, I’m pesco-vegetarian)
3. Hummel figurines
4. Sock garters
5. Chinese opera
6. Gauchos and skorts
7. “New country”
8. Czarnina
9. Journey, Air Supply and REO Speedwagon
10. Broadway musicals

So tell me, what is your kryptonite?