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When _______s are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______.
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When blogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have blogs.
When clown noses are outlawed, only outlaws will have clown noses.
when outlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have outlaws.
when crimes are outlawed, only outlaws will have crimes. …er…wait.
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns… (that WAS lame…gotta do better)
When cameras are outlawed, only outlaws will have cameras… (damn, shameless Zilla reference, must repeat to self…Dave will never be an outlaw, Dave will never be an outlaw…….one more time)
Got it… When thongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have thongs…
Couldn’t help it…thought I’d beat anyone else to it…
Don’t beat me…I swear it will never happen again
When Inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
When engrish menus are outlawed, only outlaws will have menus.
Damn…and I thought I was confused before…
When pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have pants.
When abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will have abortions.
When dicks are outlawed only only outlaws will have republicans.
oops me bad…..when dicks are outlawed, only THE outlaws will have republicans…
When cole slaw is outlawed, only outlaws will have slaws.
When dildo’s are outlawed………..women will still have them they will just have to go back to calling us husbands in public. Oh I feel like such a tool I mean toy….. oh who am I kidding I dont care what she calls me as long as I’m gettin some.
When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes.
Oh, Beth, you are fantastic.
I’ve got nothing that could top that. Wow.
Congratulations!
If the words have to match:
When pets are outlawed, only outlaws will have pets When bad haircuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have bad haircuts When computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have computers
If they don’t have to match:
When deodorant is outlawed, only outlaws will have B.O. When Taco Bell is outlawed, only outlaws will have gas. When pornography is banned, only outlaws will have
Whoops.
When pornography is outlawed, only outlaws will have
When yuppies are outlawed only outlaws will have starbucks
When rational, sane thought is outlawed, then all outlaws will be Republican bastards.
mitch thats just so sad that you believe anyone with different opinions than you must be fatherless. I myself have 3 children with the same woman( my wife of 23 years) and they like me are republicans. So we are just going to out breed you. Therefore if you want to win any more elections you better get humpin.
Bob chill……..geez here we go again….Your kids may grow up and think diffrently….mine did:)
When toasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have toasters.
Unfair advantage, I worked at C-E too. Is that sign still there? And wasn’t it microwave popcorn that caused the evacuations? Oh well. Let’s hear it for passive aggression.
When ideas are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas. When patents are outlawed, only outlaws will have patents.
When watches are outlawed, only outlaws will know what time it is.
When diet Coke is outlawed, the rest of us will drink Pepsi.
When balls are outlawed only outlaws will have babies
When late 80s sitcoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have bootleg copies of that episode of A Diffierent World where Denise’s date dons a pig nose since she’s ordered to wear one as punishment for littering in the dorms per Jaleesa’s dorm room monitor campaign.
You know, something even better than porn is real live girls… and they’ll still be around!
When guns are outlawed, only vice-presidents will have guns.
When _______s are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______.
(Sorry, Dave… I guess I drew a blank.)
sorry becky it’ll never happen again. please dont be cross with me. :?:
When free thoughts are outlawed, only outlaws will have ideas.
I plan on being an outlaw!
No prob:)
when war is outlawed only bush will be an outlaw
:wtf:
when religion is outlawed only outlaws will go to heaven
when tv is outlawed only outlaws will be brainwashed
when sex is outlawed only outlaws will reproduce.
When meat is outlawed, only the cows will eet mor chikin.
Peace and love Bob. Peace and love. There is hope for you yet. Don’t give up.
When caffeinated beverages are outlawed, only outlaws will have their eyes open.
When the right to privacy, abortions, disssent, free thought, religious choice, affordable health care or free speech is outlawed, only the REAL outlaws will have privacy, abortions, dissent, thought, choice, health care or free speech.
My father was a senior citizen living on military retirement and Social Sercurity, and he was a life-long Republican. So Bob, watch your kids watching you grow old without anyone keeping their promises to you, and see them change their ideas from yours to their own. Living proof, man, living proof.
As Mitch says, peace and love, man.
Typo! I meant Security.
jules thank your father for his service to our country and the only retirement im counting on is the one im preparing for myself. and i agree, peace and love to you and mitch and especally becky :P
LOL Anna…can we start a petition?
When houseslippers are outlawed, only outlaws will shop at WalMart.
When dumb blondes are outlawed, only outlaws will wonder if “Chicken of the Sea” is tuna or chicken.
When beer is outlawed, the residents of Wisconsin will sober up and realize that they really ARE cheeseheads.
When buttcracks are outlawed, only outlaws will become plumbers or pop stars.
When fastfood is outlawed, only outlaws will have paper crowns, heart disease, and Sponge Bob action figures.
When rap is outlawed, I’ll be one happy camper…
When blank spaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have _______ .
Bob=
When wrap is outlawed i’ll know what all my presents are without peeking
When Mandys Buns are outlawed, only outlaws will have them as there wallpaper.
Sorry about that…no not really….
When :boob:s are outlawed, only outlaws will have .
When sex is outlawed, only outlaws will have FUN!
well i just can’t come up with anything!!
When thought is outlawed, just about everybody here will be in jail. Not me, tho…I plan to keep my fool mouth shut.
When my butt is outlawed, then I might be safe and sound from homophobia. :)
When bras are outlawed, only men will be happy.
:boob:
When human rights are outlawed the poor will have to become outlaws to survive. Eat the rich! Pass the gray Poupon, please!
When laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have no purpose in life. boy! give that one a think through, it made more sense before i wrote it!!!
When Myspaces are outlawed, only outlaws will have Myspaces. They won’t be cool outlaws, though. They’ll be stupid.
When schools are outlawed, only outlaws will have brains!
When pool halls are outlawed, only outlaws will have a cue.
When snails are outlawed, only outlaws will have escargot.
When masks are outlawed, only outlaws will need them.
Should have stopped at this one.
When spell-check is outlawed, Eye’ll bee inn big trubull
when the internet is outlawed we’re all screwed :?:
the thought of it just makes me shudder…no internet…
If they were to outlaw masks, I would have to just give up my wrestling career entirely……well as long as they don’t outlaw leather I’ll be okay…
I don’t know about that…would take all the fun out of taking them off the ladies…
When our freedoms are outlawed, only outlaws will have freedom.
Very well put…
When our freedoms are outlawed, only republicans will have freedom.
(OOOOH! Timmmy gets political.)
Beth said:
When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have herpes.
When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will get ahead
or
When blowjobs are outlawed, only outlaws will be left to wallow.
Anita Mann-Bradley
Hopefully this is a wee bit better…..yes win some lose some on the attempts..
When Medicare is outlawed and hospitals can’t bilk it–hospitals and doctors will really have to rethink their fee structures.
When freedom WAS outlawed, only the government has freedom. whether your a D or on R… doesnt really matter, you still cant do what ya want, they outlaw the fun stuff, and reserve it for there ‘elite’ selves to do, because they have more $ and power than you ever will.
When driving while talking on your cell phone is outlawed, only outlaws will have car accidents, and higher insurance rates. :P
When blowjobs are outlawed, then all the women will get pregnant.
I’m sure you’d love to have pants outlawed, if this happens then I’ll be in jail, sorry
watch it JFLY, i’m from Wisconsin, i drink, and yes i am a cheesehead :x
when inlaws’ outlaws are outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws’ outlaws
when insain people are outlawed there wont be any outlaws.
when bush is outlawed everyone else will be happy :)
:)
When Bush is outlawed, only outlaws will have Dick.