Mongolian Beef Comb
I’m sure the Mongolian Beef Comb has a lot of protein, but I’m not running it through my hair.
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I’m sure the Mongolian Beef Comb has a lot of protein, but I’m not running it through my hair.
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if you gave me 6.90 to try it, who knows
oh shucks, i forgot, i’m allergic to hair care products….and mogolian beef 
There’s a
joke in there somewhere, but I need to leave some of my dignity intact. Of course, it’s probably too late for that. 
I just finished reading yesterday’s posts…curiosity got the best of me. I’m not at all surprised by some of the comments. I’ve been coming here for months for the dark wit, the racy humor, the politically incorrect statements, the foolishness, and even the occasional mudslinging…but when every other post is either about or featuring someone’s T&A it becomes as brainless as a chat room. The topic of the day is always Mandy’s ass no matter what Dave posts. I thinks it’s gotten old. And no, I’m not in any way jealous. I think Mandy is a pretty woman, but I get offers all the time (besides I’m married). My idea of fun isn’t hanging around with a bunch of drooling men and a woman’s backside. Boring. What happened to the humor?
And thanks, Driver.
That comb looks good enough to eat, but that could be a brush off.
Dark wit and humor aside. I think my comment the picture is “Hmmm Hmmm Good. ” I have had the dish before and I really enjoyed it. However, combing my hair with it would be strange.
JFLY, I agree with you on your point. Sometimes subject matter should be changed. It’s like a friend who tells the same stories over and over. It gets boring and dull. People are entitled to their opinions and they should not get offended by yours. I can see that you reached the end of your tolerance and I wish that people would be more accepting of your criticism. I can choose my friends, but I can’t choose my family, so friends are probably more important than family. Guys I never take what I can’t give. I will not give out naked pictures of myself, so I will never accept naked pictures of others. You may think this is funny, but it makes for a happy life. Peace and happiness to all.
Look what happens when my mind gets out of whack…the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket(hate that phrase too)…I agree Marcus…about the whole everyone is entitled to their own opinion…I just sit back and watch it all unfold(sorry, I just got to the catfight)…but the same subject matter over and over does get boring(except the bashing of Republicans…different topic…moving on with this one)…
jfly…you are have been very honest…and I agree wholeheartedly…we all should just get back to the humor and less on the T&A…unless that is what the post for the day is about…keep up the honesty…very honorable
Dave…I think you may have found my missing meal…I think I might have had that Mongolian Beef Comb the other night when I got drunk(Kentucky Bourbon is our friend), but I couldn’t remember what I ate because it ended making a return visit later that night in my offering to the porcelain god…so that leaves me wondering one thing…the next morning…was I suffering from a hangover or a comb-over?
Mwah ha ha haaaaaa!
Hmmm I don’t think I’ll have that for lunch today…… :puke:.as for the rest..I’d have to agree with JFLY..but I’ll stick around anyway….it’s too much fun.
Don’t use the Mongolian Beef Comb until you’ve washed your hair throughly with Moo Goo Gai Pan shampoo. Peace and love to you JFLY.
Well I’m leaving my icon as my face, so you can relax. Secondly, stop your gross exaggerations. “The topic of the day is always Mandy’s ass no matter what Dave posts.” No, there are like 3-4 guys who are constantly doing that. How many readers are here, Dave? 10,000? How is that different than anywhere else? Those are the same guys that would ignore company policy and make comments to the admin if she wore a miniskirt. Guys are dawgs. And yes, I don’t mind the attention, but I did nothing to you, JFLY. It’s just an icon. If that’s all it takes to upset you, then you are pretty fragile, chica.
Yawn
Was it worth the $6.90? Also, can you bring me home some sesame chicken? :)
:xBefore ordering, I’d have to ask which part of the Mongolian beef the comb was used on.
Oh, Dave, don’t be silly. That’s not “comb”, that’s an abreviation for “combo” which, in this case, consists of a cow playing piano, one playing guitar, one on flute and a fourth on slap bass. Buy the tickets now, when they’re only $6.90. After a few gigs, they’re gonna make the scene and start charging $7.40 or, even, $8.30 per ticket.
Believe me, they sound tasty.
The pimply-faced, squeeky voiced teen who is putting up the letters talking to his (foreign) boss:
“But sir! We don’t have any more ‘O’s to finish the word ‘Combo’” “You stupid kid! Put ‘dot’ instead of ‘O’. It mean same thing.”
Please don’t label ALL of us guys dawgs, i never once commented on your ass! My ass is way WAAAAAY nicer than yours!
If butts aren’t welcome here I should probably leave.
As for the Finger DJ…I love a DJ who knows how to use the hands.
And the fingers too!! :D
Ha ha ha ha..Soooooooooooo funny…. Ive seen that happen… Just plain hilarious
I am easily amused today……..I loved the finger puppets. Master Solace……..the “comb-over” cracked me up!! Keep it going guys.
Does this mean I should expect to find a hair in my Mongolian Beef?
Is that avocado or mold growing on the Mongolian Beef Comb? Ew.
My beef needs no combing. As far as Mandy is concerned her face is very pretty. JFLY is also pretty. But the photos are small and I am married 20 plus years. So while I enjoyed loooking at Mandy’s derriere I will not dwell upon it. JFLY keep posting. Mandy keep posting. Guys toll up your tongues and grow up.
Can we toll up our tongues on Mandy and JFLY?
Wow…I think a few people woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Jfly and company don’t like the guy’s butt conversations, and mandy is labeling all guy’s “dawgs”. I’m starting to get a complex about being a guy even though I have not made any “butt” comments. Somebody smile, it will increase your face value.
You want to see fighting? You should check out some the message boards I subsribe to. You people are down right mellow.
Sniffle And here I’m so bummed that no one has commented on MY sexy avatar.
I actually worked in one of these chinese owed awnings/print making place some years back. I always giggle when they ask me to make something for places like Happy Happy Chinese Restaurant, Asian Hui (it just sound dirty) or “Taco & Tortilla King Chinese Restaurant” it just seem so horribly wrong on many levels.
but tell you the truth I am glad these things happen, it make you day when you see stupid things like this
Umm I think Ill pass lunch today and go ahead and go with good ol mac and cheese.. :?:
Is it invisible?
The Emperor’s New Avatar, mikeB
thanks…I still have no idea where in the blue hell it come from, though…glad someone liked it…it thought it was a little corny to be put in such a “hairy” situation…I got nothing….ARRRRGGGGGGHHH the madness…
MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Damn it. Now I’m craving sesame chicken.
All i got for the mongolian-beef-comb is ewwww…. that doesn’t even look good… Thank you Nikki I too am now wanting sesame chicken or even better crab rangoons… Yum!!!
The finger puppets got me though… You guys I have small children and watch that kind of sh*t all the time… As warped as my poor head is, I still crack up from it… Too many “breathing treatments” when I was childless must have done some damage… :D :D
:D :D
Why oh Why must it be about food. :x I don’t remember Mongolian Beef looking like that. Maybe that is what happens when it gets combed. Who knows??? Now I have to go find some Generals Chicken so I can make some Generals Chicken.
A little da(u)b will do ya.
In a moment of Rage JLFY whips out the Mongolian Beef Comb and uses it on Mandys ass.
ok ok ok no more ass jokes we get it allready yeesh. Not like we can tell tell ass jokes around the office ya know?
Mongolian Beef Comb…Now we know why Davezilla has a hat in all of his pictures.
Damn…wished I thought of the Dave’s hat comment…that is a good question though…is it the reason the hat is there?
Nice picture Mandy, I thought you were going to change it from yor ass. Ohh. I really hope that wasunt your butt and someone elses. Why do ladies show there stuff and call us dudes dawgs. I likes em all. Are we the dawgs? Lay it on the plate and it gets eaten. $6.90. BArgan.
Just pass me some Imperial Vegetables and steamed rice, and I’ll quietly eat over here in the corner.
I think Mandy. No Jfly, no mandy, no jFly, no mandy needs to get laid. Jfly sounds so married. :?:
Glad to see the Butt Icon is gone. It wasn’t safe for work and I would have to scroll past fast until I got to a “butt free” zone which wasn’t too often.
JFLY is cute as hell in her picture and I’ve never made a comment about the girls here at this site–yeah, me the big romantic.
LMAO!!
I think the girls need to lay off the guys….so what if their talking about ass? I thought thats what guys do! :D And Dave, loved the finger dude! Now for some cashew kitty!
Well, lemme see… there’s National Velvet, National Coney Island, National Car Rental, National Semiconductor, National Park Service, National Institutes of Health, National Public Radio, National Aeronautics and Space Administration, National Football League and National Embarrassment.
So, what’s a National Joe?
is the Mongolian Beef Comb stored in that jar of blue stuff like at the Barber shop? And just what is that stuff anyway?
all points have been taken,the birds are all singing,peace once again in davezillaland.would this be a bad time to ask one of you broads to show some
Thank you for proving my point.
For what it’s worth, I liked your ass too, Mandy.
Bjorn Freeh………..you just had to make an ass of yourself didn’t you……… When I saw the pic I was ROFL……the beauty of your humor, and your ass!!
I think mine is SFW.
Oops. I posted under my wife’s login. She’s gonna kick my… well, you know.
I apologise Mandy, I hope I did not offend. I was commenting on the other photo that you had up briefly the other day, (not the thong one). In reading Zilla for the last few years, I have just noticed that you have a great sense of humor, and can give as well as take. Sorry to make this sound like E-Harmony or something like that.. :P Thanks to you Dave for making me laugh.
Oh, I forgot, did someone link to that finger puppet site from here before? I have had it in my favorites menu for quite some time. He has a bunch of those little shows.
Very, very interesting. How would one comb their hair with it if one wanted to? I’ve tried before but I must be doing something wrong, my hair looks nothing like mongolian beef. I guess I’ll see what tomorrow brings.
BTW Bjorn, that’s one good looking ass!
Ironic…now I am the BUTT of all jokes because I let honesty REAR it’s ugly head, but I bear no deep-SEATed resentment against anyone. I didn’t mean to BUM everyone out and it would be nice to put this BEHIND us and move on. The BOTTOM line is that all this nonsense has made me CRACK a smile and has put the color back in my CHEEKS. So on with the usual smart-ASS remarks and I will try not to be so ANAL in the future. LMAO
Hey, who’s Joe? And why does that guy get a day all to himself?
I was bored so I thought I’d temporarily changed my avatar to fit the current events(and I was bored when I made it, so don’t laugh at the quality, ok)…and I promise I will change it again…just thought I’d join in the theatrics…don’t hurt me too bad…I couldn’t help myself…
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaa!!!! Couldn’t resist that either…
And Dave…your poll…uh…it is perfectly ok to do it at the town’s talent show…if that’s your talent…
Ironic…now I am the BUTT of all jokes because I let honesty REAR it’s ugly head, but I bear no deep-SEATed resentment against anyone. I didn’t mean to BUM everyone out and it would be nice to put this BEHIND us and move on. The BOTTOM line is that all this nonsense has made me CRACK a smile and has put the color back in my CHEEKS. So on with the usual smart-ASS remarks and I will try not to be so ANAL in the future. LMAO
Heeeheee, Now that’s well thought out humor, good job JFLY
I vote JFLY back into the woman-hater, he-man club. (kidding!)
JFLY, sooo well put! That was a class act thing to do. Glad you are back and all is well in the universe again. I enjoy all the posts and would hate to see this happy little clan get too serious.
Now, is it possible to talk about something else?
Master Solace I love your ass
HAHAHAHA! It says ass.
Serious…how often do you see serious around here…I think it’s quite…uh…funny…yeah…so whaddya think about my ass…just wondering…
My hat’s off to you
Ha ha, very funny, il mio amico! Very funny…um…Dave…I don’t get it…why is your hat off to me?…I still see it…AAARRRRGGGHHHH, the madness…
Timmmy have no avatar… Timmmy avatar impaired… Timmmy sad….
Is the Mongolian comb what they use to comb the kitties before they are made into Sweet and Sour delicacies????? If anyone is going to get Chinese, Ill have a Pint of hot and sour soup, a spring roll and a side of General Tsos chicken.YUM!!!
No way would I pay for that plate of
they say its beef…but I seriously doubt that.
hmmm, yunno, i think i’ve tried to comb my hair w/ that…then i ate it, it’s good for both
ymmmm…. yummy is it edible even after u comb with it?? and exactly where are u soppose to comb with it?? ( no one look down i gotta groom myself……AH yea that feels good!!)
:D 
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