Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

50 comments:

1. tian, 25, March 2006, 1:02 |  
   It will be named as “King Chi” instead of “kimchi”.

    
2. Spud, 25, March 2006, 1:14 |  
   

   Who leeked in the truck?

   

    
3. Annie, 25, March 2006, 2:07 |  
   Baiting the WereRabbit

    
4. JFLY, 25, March 2006, 2:26 |  
   

   WOW…That’s a really small truck! Wait…no wonder, it’s a Honda.

    
5. Trey, 25, March 2006, 4:29 |  
   The license plate is blocked out. I bet that truck is specifically meant for modifying stolen genetically modified vegetables.

    
6. Randy, 25, March 2006, 4:40 |  
   Sprouted in Brussels?

    
7. Becky, 25, March 2006, 7:53 |  
   

   Lunch time!! woot woot

    
8. mitch, 25, March 2006, 8:00 |  
   

   Bubba finally got up the nerve to take Cousin Lulu for a spin on the farm.

    
9. djemm, 25, March 2006, 8:42 |  
   If you think thats big wait till you see my carrot!!!

    
10. frisko5, 25, March 2006, 8:43 |  
    I would guess that Woody Allen is the truck driver.

     
11. Becky, 25, March 2006, 8:57 |  
    

    Eggs in hats…..one word comment…Why?

     
12. Ron, 25, March 2006, 9:25 |  
    On March 25, 2006, Becky furiously scribbled: Eggs in hats…..one word comment…Why?

    034 will be quoted here] Because the hash browns are already in my pocket.

     
13. Cecilia, 25, March 2006, 9:30 |  
    Looks like someone has got a big headlol:

     
14. Sandra Dee, 25, March 2006, 9:48 |  
    Hungry fella?

     
15. brainchallenged52, 25, March 2006, 10:08 |  
    

    The Great Chinese Cabbage Escape Starring Steve McKimchi

     
16. Skycron, 25, March 2006, 10:09 |  
    Holy fluck! That is one big fowl. Explain that to your insurance company…

    “Excuse me, sir, but my 1982 Datsun has been overthrown by a giant chicken.”

    “Really? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

    (random cut to next scene)

    Number 37…the Larch.

    o_O

     
17. Skycron, 25, March 2006, 10:10 |  
    I mean, kimchi.

    cough

     
18. Eliztric, 25, March 2006, 11:24 |  
    Hooray, waffles!

    Caption: CSI photo of body found. Suspect: Eclipse gum; card found inside glove reads “When we find bad breath, we kill it.”

     
19. Marcus, 25, March 2006, 11:28 |  
    

    The winning vegetable at yesterday’s county fair was disqualified for being genetically modified. It turns out that politician DNA was combined with it to make an even larger vegetable as the two are closely related.

    You guys always say I am fucked up. Well, I will never make egg hats. Osiris, that woman is either smoking more than I do, has too much free time, or is related to the vegetable in the picture.

    Happy Waffle Day!!! Let’s go to Waffle House and celebrate. :P

     
20. Anita Mann-Badley, 25, March 2006, 11:50 |  
    

    Everything grows bigger in the White House garden… they have an endless supply of fertilizer.

     
21. mikeB, 25, March 2006, 12:10 |  
    

    I’m so glad you lettuce caption this, ‘ZIlla. I was vegging out right before I saw this.

     
22. Meagan, 25, March 2006, 12:14 |  
    

    “Holy bok choy, Batman!”

    And why the hell do eggs need hats?! And sweaters?!

     
23. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 13:17 |  
    

    On March 25, 2006, Anita Mann-Badley furiously scribbled: Everything grows bigger in the White House garden… they have an endless supply of fertilizer.

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    Yep…and that’s Dick Cheney’s truck.

     
24. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 13:18 |  
    

    And as for the eggs in hats……….one word………Why!?!?!

     
25. Becky, 25, March 2006, 14:37 |  
    

    On March 25, 2006, Master Solace furiously scribbled: And as for the eggs in hats……….one word………Why!?!?!

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    Hm didn’t I say that..LOL

     
26. scamper95, 25, March 2006, 14:55 |  
    

    The kumchi must have been grown by a demucrat, sinch they are full of shit and spread it well. As for hats on eggs, someone is smoken to much crack

     
27. crazed and dazed, 25, March 2006, 15:21 |  
    lmao, who has the crack? :twisted:

     
28. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 15:41 |  
    

    On March 25, 2006, Becky furiously scribbled: will be quoted here] Hm didn’t I say that..LOL

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    Yes you did…and you already know that my head is messed up right now…and why…so my apologies.

     
29. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 15:43 |  
    

    I’ve got it…………..

    Headline of the newspaper tomorrow: “Person Gives Big Head in Bed of Truck”

    Sounds like an Arkansas newspaper to me…………….

     
30. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 15:45 |  
    

    And I warn you…my posts may be really messed up for a while, so if I don’t make any sense, bear with me…I don’t make any sense at all right now……..

     
31. Davezilla, 25, March 2006, 15:52 |  
    

    On March 25, 2006, scamper95 furiously scribbled: The kumchi must have been grown by a demucrat, sinch they are full of shit and spread it well. As for hats on eggs, someone is smoken to much crack

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    Hm, three spelling errors in two sentences. Dems may be full of shit, but at least they finish high school.

     
32. April, 25, March 2006, 16:00 |  
    The eggs in hats site looks like one of those family planning school projects gone completely obsessive.

     
33. benendetto, 25, March 2006, 19:03 |  
    wow next time eat an egg it better be wearing full pirate regalia

     
34. Francesca, 25, March 2006, 19:41 |  
    the children cried everytime their father did the grocery shopping

     
35. Natalie, 25, March 2006, 19:54 |  
    It’s choy!

    Attempting to disguise the eggs isn’t going to get me to eat them.

     
36. jen2bird, 25, March 2006, 20:15 |  
    I wonder if her lizards in scarves have ever tried to eat the eggs in hats? Americans have way to much time on their hands. :D

     
37. JFLY, 25, March 2006, 20:44 |  
    

    Huevos warmers… :P

     
38. Ms Puppet Launcher, 25, March 2006, 21:21 |  
    

    Extra from Attack of the KIller Tomatoes?

     
39. Alex.r., 26, March 2006, 0:18 |  
    The stork called in sick today. They had to use a pick up truck to finish the deliveries.

     
40. Timmmy, 26, March 2006, 7:04 |  
    Fresh produce from Chernobyl Farms.

     
41. Jim, 26, March 2006, 7:06 |  
    “Person Gives Big Head in Bed of Truck”

    Sounds like an Arkansas newspaper to me…………….

    It worked for Clinton in the Oral Office!

    :o

     
42. Paige, 26, March 2006, 10:53 |  
    “Lettuce” all pray for the idiots who actually ordered those stupid egg hats. :troll:

     
43. Calcul8r, 26, March 2006, 15:13 |  
    Proof that “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” was a documentary, not science fiction movie.

     
44. travman, 26, March 2006, 18:33 |  
    don’t mean to be the know-it-all jackass, but it’s a head of nappa cabbage :troll:

     
45. Davezilla, 26, March 2006, 18:57 |  
    

    On March 26, 2006, travman furiously scribbled: don’t mean to be the know-it-all jackass, but it’s a head of nappa cabbage :troll:

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    Hate to be more of a know-it-all jackass, but Napa cabbage and Chinese cabbage are the same thing.

     
46. Ace, 27, March 2006, 1:49 |  
    

    Finally, a place where I acn get some decent clothes for my eggs! you don’t know how ashamed they are when they see that they have to wear is a box.

    In junior high I had to do this project where we had to look after an egg like it was our own kid, they thought it would give us a life lesson by showing us what it was like to be a parent, pshh! The most my partner and I did was to draw hair on it and make paper clothes for it.

     
47. Ace, 27, March 2006, 1:51 |  
    

    ok, that should be “can” and it should be “when they see that all they have to wear…” Sorry for they confusion everyone, I’m on crack.

     
48. Master Solace, 27, March 2006, 4:19 |  
    

    On March 27, 2006, Ace furiously scribbled: ok, that should be “can” and it should be “when they see that all they have to wear…” Sorry for they confusion everyone, I’m on crack.

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    Obviously…better than the lsd…just asking…

     
49. Da Popster, 27, March 2006, 17:50 |  
    

    Holy Crap, the right winger ‘publicans are gonna get high tonight !!!!

     
50. Annie, 29, March 2006, 19:59 |  
    It’s funny how everything is related to politics now-a-days. Look at that picture of an abnormally large cabbage… it has obvious connections to the state of American politics. Not.