Caption Time #103

Posted by Davezilla 23 March, 2006 Latest: Timmmy, VBBJen, Sue, Master Solace, Jane,

Caption Time #103

I don’t know why this disturbs me so much, but it really does. Give me some scary captions.

75 comments:

  1. Driver, 23, March 2006, 0:38 |  

    If you build it…………..
    Zombie baseball player’s will come , bash your head open eat your brains
    and use your gonads for a ball game…….get it , gonads , ball game…… oh well

     
  2. Marcus, 23, March 2006, 0:41 |  

    It’s his smile that is creepy. Please put a cover on it. You had a superhero a while ago. Is this the same place Dave?

    Now, the overloaded vehicles made me smile. It is so common in Thailand that you sometimes forget how strange it is. Usually you can see Thais driving the family motorcycle. 2 adults and 2 children. baby, father, child, and finally mother. :lol:

    The answer to my question. It was my 2nd year in Thailand and I was teaching a young pretty lady the simple present. Of course I was a clueless wonder and I didn’t speak much Thai and knew nothing about Thai slang.

    So, when she said she smokes but not cigarettes I had to ask another teacher what she meant. Here it is.

    She smokes… :wang:.. :wtf: :lol: Thanks for the offer. :wang: :wang: :lol:

     
  3. Driver, 23, March 2006, 0:42 |  

    As For the link
    Weight limit ? we dont got no stinking weight limit.

     
  4. Mandy, 23, March 2006, 0:50 |  
    Mandy

    “I play baseball while wearing my wife’s undergarments. So soft and silky.”

     
  5. Driver, 23, March 2006, 0:55 |  

    Mandy
    what a bad girl you are , I love a good bad girl.

     
  6. April, 23, March 2006, 1:14 |  

    LOL, I’m digging the mosh girl photo manip in the overloaded vehicles thread.

     
  7. Spud, 23, March 2006, 1:24 |  
    Spud

    Caption - Fear Me

    as to why its scary on a couple of fronts I put forward this hypothesis…

    1. The background lighting is green and dark.

    2.The composite image (cgi) of an idealized version of a legendary baseball slugger is your worst nightmare as a pitcher.
    On this point -
    a/ the shoulders are freaking huge
    b/ the dude’s grin says “bring it on”
    c/ you know he’s going to hurt you

    3. It’s somehow not “quite” right.

    :geek:

     
  8. Shannon, 23, March 2006, 2:14 |  

    What’s with the woman on the moped(link)? I’ll put a helmet on my own head, but screw my kids. That irritates the shit out of me. The baseball guy looks like a personal hell for people who hated little league as kids. “Come on Billy you throw like a girl!” :evil:

     
  9. Sharibaby, 23, March 2006, 3:00 |  

    :wtf: but did you notice he looks like Herman Munster only he has womens hands and nails ewwwwhhhhh

     
  10. laceylegacey, 23, March 2006, 3:38 |  

    Marcus….WHAT IS YOUR PIC FROM?!?!?!?!?!? :wtf:

     
  11. Lung the Younger, 23, March 2006, 3:43 |  

    Now look at the photo again and try imagining a bloody axe head on the end of the baseball bat.
    It really works, doesn’t it?

     
  12. Ace, 23, March 2006, 3:54 |  

    Come to me children, let me show you how to beat the brains out of someone you don’t like, maybe like someone who cut in line right in front of you. It’ll be fun! Muah ha ha ha ha!

    Yeah this guy is way creepy!

    I think Marcus’s pic is the Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

     
  13. Anna, 23, March 2006, 5:22 |  

    I always thought it was ‘not easy being green’, guess I was wrong. Any idiot can do/be it. :limp:

     
  14. Becky, 23, March 2006, 5:46 |  

    He looks demented……..and he looks like he’d take off your head…and laugh about it……….yikes! :(

     
  15. mitch, 23, March 2006, 6:35 |  

    I vill beat you in de head for dat comment, Davezilla!!!!!

     
  16. Eliztric, 23, March 2006, 7:20 |  

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    Looks to me like Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

    Caption: “And number 26 seems to be staring up into the crowd as he practices his swing…Jim, let’s pan over and see what’s struck his fancy…Oh My! Who is that couple? Whoa, whoa, whoa! No wonder 26 is so distracted, that’s his wife putting her hands down that guy’s pants!”

     
  17. Cindy, 23, March 2006, 7:26 |  

    I said “LET GO OF MY EGGO!”

     
  18. Anita Mann-Badley, 23, March 2006, 7:46 |  

    “Heeerrre’s Spring Training!”

    Now, re-read the caption, but you need to get Jack Nicholson swimming around in your head this time…

     
  19. bhamm, 23, March 2006, 8:03 |  

    “Babe Ruth ANGRY! Babe Ruth SMASH!”

     
  20. bob, 23, March 2006, 8:15 |  

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    Blood -leaving-brain cant think

     
  21. mitch smith, 23, March 2006, 8:16 |  

    Herman Munster as Babe Ruth!

     
  22. Creelock, 23, March 2006, 8:18 |  

    “Reagan Goes Batty” by Republican’s for Dangerous Sports, Co-Authored by Dick Cheney :P.. Trust no Politician :( About the Link I want to know who’s cleaning the back seat after they get that pony out of there :puke: that ride had to scare the Shit out of it :???:

     
  23. Kinyou, 23, March 2006, 8:49 |  

    (During Baseball Player Interview)
    Interviewer: “So, tell me why you’re in the baseball league.”
    Him: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for balls.”
    Interviewer: “…”

     
  24. Kinyou, 23, March 2006, 8:52 |  

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    …

     
  25. Kinyou, 23, March 2006, 8:54 |  

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    I don’t think he’d be smiling if he saw her putting her hands down another man’s pants, and if he saw two women feeling eachother up.. that might be different.

     
  26. Detroit Dave, 23, March 2006, 9:00 |  

    Scientists find further evidence of the link between steroid use and the emergence of “Burger King-like” features not to mention the craving to paint your fingernails. (Have it your way!)

     
  27. Lace Valentine, 23, March 2006, 9:36 |  

    “In the batter’s box, the love child of Joe Dimaggio and Shrek.”

    :mrgreen:

     
  28. Dennis Bookhart, 23, March 2006, 9:51 |  

    The wax figure of GW Bush is revealed wearing a baseball uniform. Note the grin of false bravura and combined with an overall stiff impression of complete stupidity. :geek:

     
  29. Patrick, 23, March 2006, 9:57 |  

    re: photos- So when the man said “Baby, Back that ass up”, she said, “Can’t, his frickin’ hooves ain’t touchin’ the ground”!

     
  30. Jeffro, 23, March 2006, 10:40 |  

    Da boss says you aint paid him in three weeks so now i gotta pay you a visit. so… which knee cap first.

     
  31. e-mile, 23, March 2006, 10:41 |  

    the green house gases took their toll…….

     
  32. Bjorn Freeh, 23, March 2006, 11:13 |  

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    Dennis, you failed to mention that it’s his prison baseball uniform…

     
  33. Bobby, 23, March 2006, 11:26 |  

    ….and now in sports news, the Incredible hulk has been called before the baseball commissioner to answer charges of steroid use and bathing in wheat grass shooters…

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    No, no, no, he finally noticed Mandy’s icon…

    :P :P :P

     
  34. Tom, 23, March 2006, 11:30 |  

    Stone Phillips at a fantasy baseball camp.

     
  35. Meagan, 23, March 2006, 11:44 |  

    Yeah, sure he’s ugly, green and on steriods. But if you looked a little bit lower you’d see why he’s smiling. :wtf: :wang:

     
  36. Craig, 23, March 2006, 12:04 |  

    Uh, hmmmm? I got nothin’ :limp:

     
  37. Duke, 23, March 2006, 12:07 |  

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    It’s easy to criticize someone, but imagine dealing with all the worries of a nation, trying to do what you feel is right, being criticized for everything you do and simultaneously trying to please everyone. - impossible

     
  38. Davezilla, 23, March 2006, 12:17 |  
    Davezilla

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    That’s why we pay presidents the big bucks. They are supposed to be of a caliber that they can get beyond worrying about criticism.

     
  39. Duke, 23, March 2006, 12:20 |  

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    Yet they are still human

     
  40. Bubbles, 23, March 2006, 12:22 |  

    It might be easier to deal with the worries of a nation if you aren’t a frickin’ idiot.

     
  41. Bjorn Freeh, 23, March 2006, 12:26 |  

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    You mean, like now? If so, that’s ok. I’m dealing with it.

     
  42. Marcus, 23, March 2006, 12:45 |  
    Marcus

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    Scarecrow from Batman Begins

     
  43. MrDoug, 23, March 2006, 12:47 |  

    Though the Mighty Casey struck out at bat, he did score in the locker room with a blow job from the bull pen.

    Or

    A very pissed off George Bush bashes the heads of his critics after realizing that if Uncle Dick can get away with shooting someone in the face who is going care if he bashes the heads of a few of those pesky dumb O’ crats

     
  44. Logan, 23, March 2006, 13:00 |  

    :wtf:

     
  45. mitch smith, 23, March 2006, 13:06 |  

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    Spare me that drivel. Bush deserves nothing but scorn.

     
  46. Lily, 23, March 2006, 13:07 |  

    That really looks like a zombie.. I don’t particularly like ‘em, except the ones with a bat :P HAHA

     
  47. Patrick, 23, March 2006, 13:13 |  

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dade County Dinner Theater. For tonight’s presentation of ‘Bang the Drum Slowly’ the part of the
    catcher, Bruce Pearson, will be played by Kevin Nealon. Kevin Nealon, everybody, give him a big hand”. :wtf:

     
  48. Duke, 23, March 2006, 13:14 |  

    You can dislike, or even hate someone without insulting those who don’t

     
  49. scamper, 23, March 2006, 13:16 |  

    Ok folks the dude in the photo is a collection agent for the mob, and some people havn’t paid there debt therefore he’s going collecting. As for the overloaded vehicals, kinda reminds me of the time I loaded a cord of oak firewood in my dads 82 datsun 720 longbed, streeing waa fun but I made the delivery and collected.

     
  50. Mandy, 23, March 2006, 13:34 |  
    Mandy

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    I love good bad boys.

    Wait that came out wrong. :dead:

     
  51. Other April, 23, March 2006, 13:40 |  

    I’d hit it.

     
  52. John K, 23, March 2006, 14:50 |  

    The wax man cometh.

    Herman Munster’s evil twin steps up to the plate.

     
  53. JFLY, 23, March 2006, 14:52 |  

    First thought: I didn’t know Herman Munster was in “The Warriors” movie

    Second thought: He’s wearing too much blush

    Third thought: I’m adding him to yesterday’s list

     
  54. Bjorn Freeh, 23, March 2006, 15:06 |  

    To be honest, I don’t see any Herman Munster in this guy, at all. He does have W’s smirk, but he more closely resembles a young Reagan. But, he’s a lefty. Reagan would never do anything from the left. So, that leaves Kevin Nealon (as Patrick suggested).

    One last test: If this guy has a baboon’s ass, it’s definitely Nealon; a horse’s ass, then it’s W.

     
  55. jules, 23, March 2006, 15:24 |  

    I think it goes back to the whole scarey doll/clown thing….I know it’s going to give me nightmares! :P and how did they get all that stuff on those cars in the first place? And that poor donkey!! :wtf:

     
  56. scamper, 23, March 2006, 16:10 |  

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    not to be rude but if your talking about mandy ditto

     
  57. Steppenwolf, 23, March 2006, 16:32 |  
    Steppenwolf

    The Detroit Tigers, desperate for a Series title, unveil their new mascot…the Catatonic Cheshire Cat.

     
  58. Esther, 23, March 2006, 16:41 |  

    “Pardon me whilst I beateth your soul out of you, then dine on it for supper.”

     
  59. Mandy, 23, March 2006, 20:24 |  
    Mandy

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    She was probably referring to the statue, not me!

     
  60. Davezilla, 23, March 2006, 20:29 |  
    Davezilla

    I have turned off the nested quotes feature, since the quotes were squished beyond recognition. If you need to quote more than one person, click some more balloons. :twisted:

     
  61. Nikki, 23, March 2006, 20:31 |  

    You want to click our balloons?

     
  62. charlie, 23, March 2006, 21:07 |  

    Sure. . . They’ll come, alright. But they ain’t gonna be lookin’ so hot, what with being dead and all, ya know?

     
  63. Master Solace, 23, March 2006, 21:21 |  

    Herman Munster with his Babe Ruth impression…all I got for this one.

     
  64. Jim S, 23, March 2006, 22:25 |  

    That was a really good cigar

    man. :wtf:

     
  65. Paige, 23, March 2006, 22:41 |  

    The Mask-Spring training. Thats all I have. . :sad:

     
  66. Peaches, 23, March 2006, 22:55 |  
    Peaches

    Ok Dave, here it is………..”Welcome to my nightmare!”

     
  67. Spud, 23, March 2006, 23:53 |  
    Spud

    “Grunt”

     
  68. family jules, 24, March 2006, 1:07 |  

    He kinda looks like Ronald Reagan! Or Maybe it’s just Maybelline.

     
  69. Timmmy, 24, March 2006, 4:56 |  

    Eddie Munster all grown up.

     
  70. Eliztric, 24, March 2006, 7:32 |  

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    *laughs* Quite. Very spooky, both of you. Though when I was thinking that caption I imagined he had been smiling for the fans on-camera and then his brain failed at what would presumably be an illogical sight. But that’s not important.

     
  71. VBBJen, 24, March 2006, 10:13 |  

    I knw what you mean, half-realistic figures like that are much more scary than really really realistic ones (which end up being more fascinating). I almost didn’t see Team America because of my hate of marioneetes.

     
  72. Sue, 24, March 2006, 10:25 |  

    ….umm, is it me or does this baseball player look a lot like Ronald Regan?
    “A cloned Ronald Reagan’s picture was captured by Nancy’s cell phone camera, just before her head was bashed. He kept repeteing…”I run thing now…I run things now…” :wtf:

     
  73. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 19:47 |  
    Master Solace

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    I think it came out pretty good there…at least sounded good to me… :evil: :wang:

     
  74. Master Solace, 25, March 2006, 19:51 |  
    Master Solace

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    haven’t laughed this hard in so long…….very good one there, Sue. But as an added bonus…it can’t be Ronald Reagan…he’s wearing a prison uniform…didn’t Ronald Reagan say the famous line “I am not a crook.”…

     
  75. Jane, 25, March 2006, 21:36 |  

    American Baseball *shudders* need I say more?