Overheard: Delicious-Sounding Tea Edition

Posted by Davezilla 21 March, 2006 Latest: MrDoug, Darrell, Marcus, Ace, Paige,

On Saturday, I ate lunch at one of my favorite local Lebanese restaurants. My waitress was a lovely, young Korean woman who was adjusting to being leered at by her male coworkers. This was the opening coversation:

“This is day of training, number of two. I am not used to the system of computer here. Do not worry, though. I have computered at another restaurant before. I hope your tea is as delicious as it sounds.”

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45 comments:

  1. Master Solace, 21, March 2006, 0:12 |  

    :wtf:

     
  2. Belinda, 21, March 2006, 0:20 |  

    Well? WAS it?

     
  3. Spud, 21, March 2006, 1:36 |  
    Spud

    Good thing she doesn’t get system of down.

    And um, the bible link thingo, I can only think of one word to describe it.

    Supercalafragalisticexpealadotous

    :geek:

     
  4. Becky, 21, March 2006, 5:20 |  

    Yum…….er ah okaaay :idea:

     
  5. Becky, 21, March 2006, 5:21 |  

    Damm that bible website thingie hurts your eyes…………geez. :(

     
  6. mitch, 21, March 2006, 6:18 |  

    A Korean waitress in a Lebanese restraurant? Didn’t that tip you off, Dave, that all might not be right in this particular Universe. I hope that she was truly beautiful and that the soup was worth the cosmic upheaval you caused.
    I love Fran.

     
  7. Mandy, 21, March 2006, 7:20 |  
    Mandy

    Same guy:
    This Page is about Pet Diarrhea and Constipation for Cats and Dogs.
    It is a tough problem with a cat
    or a dog.
    This page is a compendium of articles written about cat and dog feces and defecating problems. :wtf: http://www.nelsonideas.com/pet-diarrhea/dog-cat.html

     
  8. bob, 21, March 2006, 7:23 |  

    Did she drive a german car and love french food?

     
  9. Davezilla, 21, March 2006, 8:05 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #34674 will be quoted here]

    mitch. Royal Oak is its own universe. It’s like Twin Peaks.

    You love Fran.

     
  10. Meagan, 21, March 2006, 8:47 |  

    Huh? :???:

     
  11. Peaches, 21, March 2006, 8:52 |  

    I had never thought of the word “tea” as sounding delicious………….you know, like “ambrosia” sounds delicious, but tea?

    I just hope the tea was fragrant.

     
  12. Anna, 21, March 2006, 8:56 |  

    This is regular foreigner speak, so what’s the problem? It might even sound a smidge sexy. :thong: She speaks a lot gooder engrish than some Americans I know.

     
  13. Nikki, 21, March 2006, 9:14 |  

    ^ True.

     
  14. Davezilla, 21, March 2006, 10:11 |  
    Davezilla

    Not really poking fun at her. I thought it was kinda cute, actually.

     
  15. Duke, 21, March 2006, 10:19 |  

    So what did the tea sound like

     
  16. Other April, 21, March 2006, 10:38 |  

    I like how everyone’s going to pretend they’ve never computered before.

     
  17. Ron, 21, March 2006, 11:55 |  

    Did she write the menu from yesterday? :lol:

     
  18. Nikki, 21, March 2006, 14:00 |  

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    Yeah, but did she have a cute ass?

     
  19. Master Solace, 21, March 2006, 14:27 |  

    So what was she smoking to start hearing things from your tea…to wonder if it is delicious as it sounds

     
  20. Master Solace, 21, March 2006, 14:27 |  

    sorry I have nothing

     
  21. Peaches, 21, March 2006, 14:39 |  

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    You are probably right on the money………after all he said she was adjusting to being leered at by her co-workers……..and, uh…….customers?

     
  22. mikeB, 21, March 2006, 14:41 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #34877 will be quoted here]
    I am very computered literate. :geek:

     
  23. Davezilla, 21, March 2006, 14:42 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #35028 will be quoted here]

    Yes. Yes, she did.

     
  24. scamper, 21, March 2006, 14:56 |  

    So Dave how bout the chest couls she give you any milk for that tea
    :twisted: :boob:

     
  25. JFLY, 21, March 2006, 15:22 |  

    The sound of tea….that sounds like a Buddhist koan. :???:

     
  26. Bjorn Freeh, 21, March 2006, 15:42 |  

    I know the sound of tea: “Ah pity da fool!”

     
  27. Steppenwolf, 21, March 2006, 16:38 |  
    Steppenwolf

    I’ll admit I have a ‘thing’ for oriental women so this is similar to a favorite dream of mine. Well, except it doesn’t have anything to do with a restaurant. Or computers. Or tea.
    But it does include a lovely, young Korean woman with a cute ass so it’s kind of similar…right? :mrgreen:

     
  28. Other April, 21, March 2006, 17:09 |  

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    Are you this guy?

     
  29. Esther, 21, March 2006, 17:54 |  

    Did they have any delicious-sounding coffee soup? :java:

     
  30. MrDoug, 21, March 2006, 18:33 |  

    Does anyone here speak Chinglish? Can I get a translater here?

    Wait a second Lebanese…Korean…Computered….Cute Ass….

    AH HA! This explains the thong and the paper clip Dave found. :(

     
  31. Davezilla, 21, March 2006, 18:43 |  
    Davezilla

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    I think you’re onto something here, MrDoug.

     
  32. Mandy, 21, March 2006, 18:44 |  
    Mandy

    Men sure do like finding :thong:s

     
  33. mikeB, 21, March 2006, 18:47 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #35210 will be quoted here]
    Oh, you noticed?
    :twisted:

     
  34. Darrell, 21, March 2006, 20:03 |  

    You should share the location of this restaurant. I’ve heard so many guys talking about how they would like to eat Lebanese.

     
  35. Marcus, 21, March 2006, 20:41 |  
    Marcus

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    Here is a koan for you.

    The world is vast and wide. Why do you put on your robes at the sound of a bell?

    Tea can sound good if you slurp it loudly. In some cultures, slurpping your tea is a way to show you enjoy it, and that it is delicious.

    Now my Teaching Engrish Story in Thailand.

    Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Student in Thailand: Yes, I do.

    T: What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?

    S: I don’t smoke cigarettes.

    T: So, you don’t smoke.

    S: Yes, I do, but I don’t smoke cigarettes.

    :wtf:Can anyone tell me what she smokes? :wtf: Answer will come later :wtf:

    Bible names :wtf: Someone had way too much time on his hands or couldn’t think of something better to do like regrouting (sp?) the tiles on his bathroom floor.

    Who chants the Buhhda’s name?

     
  36. Peaches, 21, March 2006, 21:28 |  
    Peaches

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    For the Engrish story………..She was smoking cannibas……and yes, someone had WAY TOO much time on their hands……….and who know WHO chants the Budha’s name. I have been home from work too long and had too many drinks to care who the hell does!!

     
  37. JFLY, 21, March 2006, 21:54 |  

    Marcus, I am so confused! :wtf:

     
  38. Peaches, 21, March 2006, 22:54 |  
    Peaches

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    You have had too many drinks too…………

     
  39. JFLY, 21, March 2006, 23:34 |  

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    LOL…not a single drop. Wish I could, but I am sick. :dead:

     
  40. Ace, 22, March 2006, 3:27 |  

    Does she smoke a pipe or bong perhaps? Is she on fire?

     
  41. Marcus, 22, March 2006, 5:05 |  

    Come on guys.. think about it. Okay, more background. She is a sexy young lady.

     
  42. Marcus, 22, March 2006, 5:31 |  

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    Don’t be confused. Let’s try confusionism

    American Baseball not true.
    Man with three balls can not walk. :wtf: :lol:

    Okay I’ll give the answer tomorrow. March 23

     
  43. Ace, 22, March 2006, 14:22 |  

    Is she smokin’ hot?

     
  44. Master Solace, 23, March 2006, 22:06 |  

    She’s smoking meat… :wang:! Mwah ha ha haa!

     
  45. Paige, 23, March 2006, 22:32 |  

    Confuscious say- Never go into a Lebanese restaurant that has a Korean waitress.How would you order? Do you think that she would understand you?Do you think that she has been smoking Thai stick?Or maybe she has drank too many Suffering Bastards??? :oops: