Working out is hard!

Posted by Davezilla 18 March, 2006 Latest: Minnie, Timmmy, crazed and dazed, Infernos, DaSent,

Working out is HARD!

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76 comments:

  1. Anita Mann-Badley, 18, March 2006, 0:35 |  

    Oh, my. And the medicine ball was clearly labeled, “For external use only.” :wtf:

     
  2. Driver, 18, March 2006, 1:39 |  

    What kind of porn is this? ……. Oh , I mean if she does manage a situp do you think she could touch her knee with her elbow?

     
  3. logan, 18, March 2006, 1:49 |  

    crap i really think se should try doing incline pushups instead of those crunches besides if she succeds on of the both of her boobs will pop

     
  4. Marcus, 18, March 2006, 1:53 |  
    Marcus

    I hope that picture is edited. If not, excuse me while I have a heart attack. Maybe she you work in Africa feeding starving children.

    A “Star” painted in the pupil of the eyes & a non-toxic “Halo” that GLOWS IN THE DARK, makes this beautiful “BABY JESUS” DOLL© different from any other doll. Does it come with the baby peeing feature and crying feature.

    “I don’t talk, I just listen…I don’t cry, but please hold me…I don’t walk, so please carry me…I love you, please love me…My name is Jesus”. Someone please shoot these Nigerian Baby Doll Jesus Freaks.

    Ok gotta listen to Marilyn Manson, NIN, and Black Sabbath. :twisted:

     
  5. Master Solace, 18, March 2006, 2:37 |  

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    I think it’s moe like “those medicine balls”, with an “s”.

     
  6. Master Solace, 18, March 2006, 2:39 |  

    :boob: :boob: :wang:

    So where is the button to enlarge the icon selection above? Simply put…….. :wtf:

     
  7. Paul, 18, March 2006, 3:36 |  

    A stewardess for a Cruise Line demonstrates the proper use of the floatation device. :boob::boob:

    All the other dolls follow Jesus around everywhere he goes all trying to touch his robe.

     
  8. Becky, 18, March 2006, 6:21 |  

    **Speechless** :puke:

     
  9. Craig, 18, March 2006, 7:10 |  

    Wanna go jogging? :P

     
  10. Spud, 18, March 2006, 7:28 |  
    Spud

    Good god!

    That girl could get roaring fall down drunk and yet never hurt herself.

    :wtf:

     
  11. mitch, 18, March 2006, 8:47 |  

    GOOD GOD!!!! Her driver’s side air bag has deployed.

     
  12. Patrick, 18, March 2006, 9:01 |  

    And her peers voted her “Most Outstanding”!
    Pushups, we want to see her do pushups. For the love of God, pushups please!
    :wang:

     
  13. The Cynical Villain, 18, March 2006, 9:01 |  

    and…..one…….and……two…….and….damn….must….reach……damn someone should had told me putting these weights on before I did this workout. I hate to see her when she does jumping jacks or some running. 911 better be alerted. Or some cameras better be a running. 8)

     
  14. Nikki, 18, March 2006, 9:16 |  
    Nikki

    sB = superBOOBIES ?

     
  15. Becky, 18, March 2006, 9:16 |  

    Ok now I see how this is going…….Dave wanted an guys only day……geez……..she should save some silicone for the rest of the world! :dead:

     
  16. Sandra Dee, 18, March 2006, 10:11 |  

    Holy crap. You found that awful picture of me! :)

     
  17. Mandy, 18, March 2006, 10:15 |  
    Mandy

    She’s smuggling a basset hound in that top! :boob: :boob:

     
  18. Da Popster, 18, March 2006, 10:40 |  

    A ZEPPELIN AT REST :puke:

     
  19. Peaches, 18, March 2006, 10:48 |  
    Peaches

    Dang………and I thought my DD’s were a nuisance

     
  20. jules, 18, March 2006, 11:14 |  

    all i can say is WOW!!! I bet her back hurts at the end of the day! :D

     
  21. Dixie Chick, 18, March 2006, 11:22 |  

    OMG!!! I bet she can’t even stand up straight if she can even get up off the floor!!! :P

     
  22. jayray, 18, March 2006, 11:45 |  

    I’d kinda like to see her bend to reach something on a lower shelf at Wal-Mart!!

     
  23. humpty, 18, March 2006, 11:55 |  

    Has to work out to carry those :boob: :boob: around.

     
  24. scamper, 18, March 2006, 12:49 |  

    Attn. walmart shoppers male assistance needed in the bra dept, where things are lower then the prices

     
  25. tabbie, 18, March 2006, 12:54 |  
    tabbie

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    That isn’t a basset hound that is more like 2 basset hounds smuggling a side of bacon a piece!!!!!

    Sorry… No sleep last night, the best I could come up with

    :dead:

     
  26. Patrick, 18, March 2006, 13:17 |  

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    Jumping Jacks, she might put out an eye! Makes me want to bury my head and go “Blubalubalubalubalubalubalub”!

     
  27. Beaner, 18, March 2006, 13:22 |  

    I hope she’s not a lifeguard. :wtf:

     
  28. Beaner, 18, March 2006, 13:26 |  

    Of course if she is a lifeguard, she has the floatation devices covered…your just are not allowed to go further than 1 foot underwater, cuz theres NO WAY she could go down any farther to rescue you!

     
  29. Spud, 18, March 2006, 13:39 |  
    Spud

    I think both air bags have deployed mitch.

    Patrick - …… “Blubalubalubalubalubalubalub”! ……. too funny.

    :boob:

     
  30. Bjorn Freeh, 18, March 2006, 13:48 |  

    I’ve been re-reading the Book of Sven, the long-lost biblical text that proves, once and for all, that Jesus was indeed born in northern Europe, just as most movies and (now) dolls portray him.

    “And it came to pass, that, as the people pressed upon him to hear the word of God, he stood by the lake of Geneva. And saw two ships standing by the lake; but the fishermen were gone out of them and were washing their nets.

    And he entered into one of the ships, which was Bjorn’s, and bid him launch out into the deep.

    And Bjorn, answering spoke unto him, ‘Ya, Master, but ve haf jest toiled avay da night and haf taken nutting. Ne’r da less, ve chall let down da nets.’

    And when they had done this, they inclosed a great multitude of fishes, and their net brake.

    And then the herring was pickled and the people fed and were left wanting of mead.” (SVEN 5:1-6)

     
  31. Davezilla, 18, March 2006, 13:56 |  
    Davezilla

    It’s fairly pathetic that since being banned from commenting, justjim has continued to try commenting under women’s names. :roll:

     
  32. Becky, 18, March 2006, 14:03 |  

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    Yes very pathetic……and stupid to think you wouldn’t know
    :troll:

     
  33. Pappy, 18, March 2006, 14:41 |  

    Holy crap. I just want to know how she got into that top. :puke:

    I’d hate to see how stretched it is when she gets it off.. If she can get it off… :wtf:

     
  34. JFLY, 18, March 2006, 14:42 |  

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    Same here, Peaches…suddenly I feel flat-chested. I find it funny that she’s working out though…as if anyone is ever going to notice the rest of her!

    All together now: “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…”

    How’s the hangovers, everyone? :java:

     
  35. JFLY, 18, March 2006, 14:46 |  

    One more thought…I didn’t know Jesus came in flavors! :wtf:

     
  36. Spud, 18, March 2006, 15:40 |  
    Spud

    All of you names are a belong to us.

    (zilla 3:12-5)

     
  37. Nikki, 18, March 2006, 16:27 |  

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    With a titanium alloy crow bar.

     
  38. Colin, 18, March 2006, 17:12 |  

    Oh, she’s just Travelin’ Thru…

     
  39. Ace, 18, March 2006, 17:24 |  

    Wow! How do you live with those things?

     
  40. aifreak, 18, March 2006, 17:24 |  

    i think she forgot to take off her new invention the personal use airbag. :idea:

     
  41. DAVOLA, 18, March 2006, 17:43 |  

    Now those are ta ta’s. Its a dead heat at the zeppelin race. :roll: :roll: :roll:

     
  42. Alex, 18, March 2006, 17:54 |  

    She is living proof that all women are created equal. I bet she has dirty feet because they won’t get wet in a shower! :boob: :boob: :boob: :wang: :wang:

     
  43. Beaner, 18, March 2006, 18:05 |  

    Same here, Peaches…suddenly I feel flat-chested. I find it funny that she’s working out though…as if anyone is ever going to notice the rest of her!

    All together now: “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…”

    How’s the hangovers, everyone?

    Was hungover…now moving on w/ my favorite drinking holiday weekend! And now I yet again have a song stuck in my head from this site! :D

     
  44. Beaner, 18, March 2006, 18:07 |  

    oops, wrong button, props to JFLY’S comment!

     
  45. Mandy, 18, March 2006, 18:10 |  
    Mandy

    I’ll stick with my 34Bs, thanks.

     
  46. Marcus, 18, March 2006, 19:00 |  
    Marcus

    Help me please help help attack of the baby Jesus dolls… help too many colors. I guess those baby Jesus dolls really freak me out. Very creepy Chucky Jesus Dolls.

    One more question about the baby Jesus doll. Is it safe for a witch to own one or would it burn our fingers?

     
  47. mikeB, 18, March 2006, 20:37 |  
    mikeB

    We haven’t seen the 34Bs yet. :limp:

     
  48. Bjorn Freeh, 18, March 2006, 21:57 |  

    After quite a discussion with my astral body, we have agreed that this woman with the run-amok plastic surgeon does not even approach attractive. Apparently, she can’t even get off the (very disgusting) floor.

    Yick.

     
  49. Paige, 18, March 2006, 21:59 |  

    Why didnt someone tell that woman to stop???????How can she do crunches with those things?? I think Ive been traumatized :dead:

     
  50. Ace, 18, March 2006, 22:39 |  

    The poor lass probably has trouble getting out of bed, how many sit ups does she expect she can do?

     
  51. Mary, 18, March 2006, 23:08 |  

    Hey…I know that girl..poor thing has elephantitis of the mammary glands….. We must ALL try and support her in her time of need..

     
  52. arch, 18, March 2006, 23:11 |  

    and for her next trick……………..shade for the entire state of nebraska. :boob: :wtf: :boob:

     
  53. GFL, 18, March 2006, 23:17 |  

    Come on guys, really there is nothing wrong with this
    picture. That is what the joke is about. Mandy has 34B,s
    Hehehe. :!:

     
  54. April, 18, March 2006, 23:43 |  

    I hear tell that a handful is the perfect size for breasts.

    I hope her boyfriend has very big hands.

     
  55. Spud, 18, March 2006, 23:57 |  
    Spud

    I think we have been treated to the 34b’s mike, I could be wrong, but I could be right.

     
  56. mikeB, 19, March 2006, 0:01 |  
    mikeB

    Not out of a t-shirt though :boob: :boob:

     
  57. Master Solace, 19, March 2006, 0:01 |  

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    no we haven’t but I say why stop there, who’s about everyone else talking about there boobs, I personally would like a visual, please!
    :wang:

     
  58. Master Solace, 19, March 2006, 0:04 |  

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    Last post you sent me a kiss, how’s about today ya give me a peek. Just wishful thinking!!!! :boob: :boob: :wang: :twisted:

     
  59. Spud, 19, March 2006, 0:20 |  
    Spud

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    No, not out of a T shirt, but tomorrow is another day…

     
  60. aifreak, 19, March 2006, 0:21 |  

    wow i was bored and looked up davezilla on urban dictionary. you have your own word way to go davezilla :lol: :D

     
  61. family jules, 19, March 2006, 0:29 |  

    It looks like the girl is on the floor of a bar, not a gym. I’m betting someone bet her money she couldn’t do a sit up, and that explains her feet hooked into the footrest of a barstool.

    Apparently everyone at the Baby Jesus Doll Company was so dazzled by the day-glo halo that they didn’t think about putting the implement of torture Jesus will eventually die a long, slow horrible death nailed to, on the front of the infant’s gown? Does anyone else see the 9 levels of WRONG there? How would you like to be in the newborn nursery with an electric chair carefully hand embroidered on the front of your one-sie?

     
  62. Master Solace, 19, March 2006, 3:16 |  

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    :wtf: Why are you looking at her surroundings? I can’t get passed the beach balls she smuggling in her shirt.

     
  63. cbatdux, 19, March 2006, 8:19 |  
    cbatdux

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    DDs? PROVE IT!

     
  64. Meagan, 19, March 2006, 10:48 |  

    I must, I must, I must increase my bust! Oops, too much! :wtf:

     
  65. Minnie, 19, March 2006, 10:53 |  

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    More like “Boobs of Doom.”

     
  66. Peaches, 19, March 2006, 15:03 |  
    Peaches

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    Wish I could…… :kiss:

     
  67. Peaches, 19, March 2006, 15:04 |  
    Peaches

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    :boob: :boob: This is as close as I’ll get

     
  68. Anita Mann-Badley, 19, March 2006, 22:25 |  

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    Wow… double D’s. My feet are much more narrow.

     
  69. Master Solace, 20, March 2006, 1:20 |  

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    I have TWO hotmail accounts, either one of them would be willing to take your generous boob-pic donation. Maybe you can help an insomniac like me have nice dreams again. Just a thought…

     
  70. Timmmy, 20, March 2006, 6:04 |  

    tee hee hee hee BOOBIES! ha ha ha ha!

     
  71. The Cynical Villain, 20, March 2006, 14:34 |  

    She should be classified as potential weapons of mass destruction.

     
  72. crazed and dazed, 20, March 2006, 17:44 |  

    LMAO. I swear she’s got two enormous exercise balls shoved up her shirt.lol. :twisted: :puke: :evil:

     
  73. Infernos, 22, March 2006, 20:12 |  

    In the unlikely event of a water landing, the porn star behind you can be used as a flotation device.

     
  74. DaSent, 28, March 2006, 7:00 |  

    You DO know that this is *cough* exotic dancer/adult actress *cough* Minka, right? And yes, she is that big (enhanced obviously ;)) Has her own webpage as well, easy enough to be found …

     
  75. Davezilla, 28, March 2006, 8:06 |  
    Davezilla

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    No. I’ve never heard of her and knowing it now doesn’t make this photo any less amusing. :twisted:

     
  76. Timmmy, 30, March 2006, 23:20 |  

    Oh my god! It’s Debbie, my old girlfriend Debbie, and she’s gotten breast reduction surgery, she used to be bigger!