Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition
[Sitting behind me on plane]
Traveler #1: “Whut wuz thayat?”
Traveler #2: “I bet it wuzza wheelz comin’ down.”
Traveler #1: “Wheelz? Fer real?”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. We’s sittin’ raht above the plane’s wang.”
Traveler #1: “We surely are! I ain’t never been above the wang afore.”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. It’s a good spot. Git t’see ever thing from here.”
Traveler #1: “Lookit that wang.”
Traveler #2: “Mm-Hm.”
Traveler #1: “Jim?”
Traveler #2: “Yeah?”
Traveler #1: “I’m fixin’ to barf.”
Woah! The Clampetts fly for the first time! How could you get any luckier!?! Now, which one was Jethro and which one was Jed? Or does it really make a difference?
And as for the link…I think Wrigley’s may have something there with that commercial. Giant ant attacks man because he wants the sugar from the Juicy Fruit. The only thing missing was the ant picking up the entire car. That would’ve been cool.
Best performance from a Giant Ant since…well…“Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”…well ok, maybe a lot better than that!
Dude, that ant would be cool to have as a pet, I would train it to let me ride it. With a juicy fruit tied to a string on a stick it just might be able to take me to Arkansas so I wont have to travel with Cletus and Bubba talking about wangs.
Ah, nothing quite like being trapped in a metallic tube 35.000 feet in the air listening to a half a gallon of sloppy semi-digested grits hitting the inside of a laminated paper bag like a blob of cottage cheese getting caught by a baseball glove. Modern travel. Gotta love it.
umm……that was a visual….
Where do you find these people, Dave? Do you plan all this or is it fate? Hmmm… you are fated to listen to idiots speak and publish it on a blog for the entertainment of all. Of course, I grew up in the mountains. I think I am going to take a trip home and send you some recordings. You could probably get a lot of material from them.
That video is pretty accurate about the strength of an ant. I wish I had one that size. I could scare the maid into working harder and faster.
Sounds alot like a conversation in Slatington PA
And what, pray tell, did you do in Arkansas?
please……. we really don’t want to know
You were just overhearing George W. talking to Scooter Libby. W is really that stupid.
Day eleven of I Love Fran!!!! The pulse quickens, the heart throbs (I think that’s my heart throbbing) and my soul sings her name. AAAHHHH.
Mitch is there going to be any internet porn yet cause my wang’s getting a little antse
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He went to the dentist
Did they reveal any secrets they learned at the Republican Convention?
The next scene cuts to inside the anthole with the guy tied up and all the ants in line to pleasure their new queen.
Two wangs is better un no wangs, that fur shure, that fur dang shure.
Non ho idea.
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I don’t mean to find them, but I do have a special knack for being stuck near them. I’m also a lot more observant than the average person. Sometimes that really sucks.
Oh yeah, and the Detroit area is one giant Fellini film.
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My client’s headquarters are located there. I go there once or twice a month.
Above the Wang starring Steven Seagal
Mitch has a serious problem with us republicans. As a caring individual i suggest he seek help. also Fran may start to worry too.
djemm: Mitch is there going to be any internet porn yet cause my wang’s getting a little antse
So, is “antse” anything like “goatse”?
Sean
Were there any snakes on the plane?
Only if your as curious about where the saga of Mitch and Fran will end !
hey ma look i got a doggy bag.
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I’d say that would be “THE Wang” starring Steven”Wang with a Pony tail” Seagal
sounds like a flight on Redneck airlines, I wonder if the in flight meal was some roadill that was found on the runway after the last landing, served up by flight attendents with few teeth and dressed as a Hooters girl.
Hey! That was my astral plane! Guard your luggage, Dave!
Ok……..give the country bumpkins a break…….. we southerners have to stick together. After all, that could have been me talking…….except I don’t say “wang”
“I’m fixin to barf”
(damn)
Rube #1: MR Ducks.
Rube #2: MR Not.
Rube #1: OSMR…C M Wangs?
Rube #2: LIB! M R Ducks!
Anty gone bad
Traveler #1 “Lookit that wang!”
I’ve said that before!
Is Peaches from Georgia?
Is that an out-take from Big Business?
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this description will stay with me….thank you lung….
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you have a maid???
Yes……..Peaches is from Georgia. Currently in Florida.
Marcus, you grew up in the mountains? I grew up in the foothills of the mountains. Its really not amazing that you have a maid……..and you don’t say “wang” either.
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Not such a big deal to have a maid where I live about $100 a month for a full-time maid. Much less if she doesn’t speak English.
My astral self has a Godiva boy.
Did anyone see that crazy ant???? I live in redneck country and hear conversations like that all the time!!!!!
Oh Good… Someone already did the L.I.B. thang.
hell, that’s nothing. you ought to hear my father-in-law speak sometime. SW Louisiana accents are great.
Esther said: My astral self has a Godiva boy.
So does mine, but I have come to terms with that.