Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition

[Sitting behind me on plane]
Traveler #1: “Whut wuz thayat?”
Traveler #2: “I bet it wuzza wheelz comin’ down.”

Traveler #1: “Wheelz? Fer real?”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. We’s sittin’ raht above the plane’s wang.”

Traveler #1: “We surely are! I ain’t never been above the wang afore.”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. It’s a good spot. Git t’see ever thing from here.”

Traveler #1: “Lookit that wang.”
Traveler #2: “Mm-Hm.”

Traveler #1: “Jim?”
Traveler #2: “Yeah?”
Traveler #1: “I’m fixin’ to barf.”

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41 comments:

  1. Master Solace, 15, March 2006, 0:08 |  

    Woah! The Clampetts fly for the first time! How could you get any luckier!?! Now, which one was Jethro and which one was Jed? Or does it really make a difference?

     
  2. Master Solace, 15, March 2006, 0:12 |  

    And as for the link…I think Wrigley’s may have something there with that commercial. Giant ant attacks man because he wants the sugar from the Juicy Fruit. The only thing missing was the ant picking up the entire car. That would’ve been cool.

    Best performance from a Giant Ant since…well…“Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”…well ok, maybe a lot better than that!

     
  3. Ace, 15, March 2006, 2:31 |  

    Dude, that ant would be cool to have as a pet, I would train it to let me ride it. With a juicy fruit tied to a string on a stick it just might be able to take me to Arkansas so I wont have to travel with Cletus and Bubba talking about wangs.

     
  4. Lung the Younger, 15, March 2006, 3:41 |  

    Ah, nothing quite like being trapped in a metallic tube 35.000 feet in the air listening to a half a gallon of sloppy semi-digested grits hitting the inside of a laminated paper bag like a blob of cottage cheese getting caught by a baseball glove. Modern travel. Gotta love it.

     
  5. Kwade, 15, March 2006, 3:47 |  

    umm……that was a visual…. :puke:

     
  6. Marcus, 15, March 2006, 4:37 |  
    Marcus

    Where do you find these people, Dave? Do you plan all this or is it fate? Hmmm… you are fated to listen to idiots speak and publish it on a blog for the entertainment of all. Of course, I grew up in the mountains. I think I am going to take a trip home and send you some recordings. You could probably get a lot of material from them.

    That video is pretty accurate about the strength of an ant. I wish I had one that size. I could scare the maid into working harder and faster. :evil:

     
  7. Anna, 15, March 2006, 5:05 |  

    :idea: Not only planes should have at least 2 wangs.

     
  8. Becky, 15, March 2006, 5:23 |  

    Sounds alot like a conversation in Slatington PA :wtf:

     
  9. April, 15, March 2006, 5:32 |  

    And what, pray tell, did you do in Arkansas?

     
  10. justjim, 15, March 2006, 5:54 |  

    please……. we really don’t want to know :P

     
  11. mitch, 15, March 2006, 6:11 |  

    You were just overhearing George W. talking to Scooter Libby. W is really that stupid.
    Day eleven of I Love Fran!!!! The pulse quickens, the heart throbs (I think that’s my heart throbbing) and my soul sings her name. AAAHHHH.

     
  12. djemm, 15, March 2006, 6:49 |  

    Mitch is there going to be any internet porn yet cause my wang’s getting a little antse

     
  13. Becky, 15, March 2006, 7:12 |  

    [Comment ID #29738 will be quoted here]

    He went to the dentist :dead:

     
  14. Paul, 15, March 2006, 7:24 |  

    Did they reveal any secrets they learned at the Republican Convention? :puke:

    The next scene cuts to inside the anthole with the guy tied up and all the ants in line to pleasure their new queen.

     
  15. Spud, 15, March 2006, 7:29 |  
    Spud

    Two wangs is better un no wangs, that fur shure, that fur dang shure.

    Non ho idea.

    :???:

     
  16. Davezilla, 15, March 2006, 8:08 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #29730 will be quoted here]
    I don’t mean to find them, but I do have a special knack for being stuck near them. I’m also a lot more observant than the average person. Sometimes that really sucks.

    Oh yeah, and the Detroit area is one giant Fellini film.

    [Comment ID #29738 will be quoted here]
    My client’s headquarters are located there. I go there once or twice a month.

     
  17. Other April, 15, March 2006, 8:45 |  

    Above the Wang starring Steven Seagal

     
  18. Bob, 15, March 2006, 9:44 |  

    Mitch has a serious problem with us republicans. As a caring individual i suggest he seek help. also Fran may start to worry too.

     
  19. Sean Peters, 15, March 2006, 10:08 |  

    djemm: Mitch is there going to be any internet porn yet cause my wang’s getting a little antse

    So, is “antse” anything like “goatse”?
    :puke:

    Sean

     
  20. Esther, 15, March 2006, 11:42 |  

    Were there any snakes on the plane?

     
  21. djemm, 15, March 2006, 12:56 |  

    Only if your as curious about where the saga of Mitch and Fran will end !

     
  22. humpty, 15, March 2006, 13:17 |  

    hey ma look i got a doggy bag. :puke:

     
  23. Jeffro, 15, March 2006, 13:49 |  

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    I’d say that would be “THE Wang” starring Steven”Wang with a Pony tail” Seagal

     
  24. scamper, 15, March 2006, 14:06 |  

    sounds like a flight on Redneck airlines, I wonder if the in flight meal was some roadill that was found on the runway after the last landing, served up by flight attendents with few teeth and dressed as a Hooters girl.

     
  25. family jules, 15, March 2006, 15:44 |  

    Hey! That was my astral plane! Guard your luggage, Dave!

     
  26. Peaches, 15, March 2006, 15:57 |  
    Peaches

    Ok……..give the country bumpkins a break…….. we southerners have to stick together. After all, that could have been me talking…….except I don’t say “wang” :roll:

     
  27. hrnylilbtch, 15, March 2006, 16:32 |  

    :wang: “lookit that wang”

    “I’m fixin to barf” :limp:

    (damn)

     
  28. StarGazer, 15, March 2006, 18:09 |  
    StarGazer

    Rube #1: MR Ducks.
    Rube #2: MR Not.
    Rube #1: OSMR…C M Wangs?
    Rube #2: LIB! M R Ducks!

     
  29. laceylegacey, 15, March 2006, 18:31 |  

    Anty gone bad :roll:

     
  30. Tina Marie, 15, March 2006, 19:10 |  
    Tina Marie

    Traveler #1 “Lookit that wang!”

    I’ve said that before!

     
  31. Nikki, 15, March 2006, 20:01 |  

    Is Peaches from Georgia? :)

     
  32. Jim S, 15, March 2006, 21:25 |  

    Is that an out-take from Big Business? :twisted:

     
  33. cbatdux, 15, March 2006, 23:51 |  
    cbatdux

    [Comment ID #29719 will be quoted here]

    this description will stay with me….thank you lung….

     
  34. nessa, 16, March 2006, 0:46 |  

    [Comment ID #29730 will be quoted here]

    you have a maid??? :???:

     
  35. Peaches, 16, March 2006, 9:21 |  
    Peaches

    Yes……..Peaches is from Georgia. Currently in Florida.

    Marcus, you grew up in the mountains? I grew up in the foothills of the mountains. Its really not amazing that you have a maid……..and you don’t say “wang” either.

     
  36. Marcus, 16, March 2006, 14:11 |  
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #30438 will be quoted here]
    Not such a big deal to have a maid where I live about $100 a month for a full-time maid. Much less if she doesn’t speak English.

     
  37. Esther, 16, March 2006, 18:17 |  

    My astral self has a Godiva boy. :twisted:

     
  38. Paige, 16, March 2006, 18:30 |  

    Did anyone see that crazy ant???? I live in redneck country and hear conversations like that all the time!!!!!

     
  39. Cherish, 16, March 2006, 21:45 |  

    Oh Good… Someone already did the L.I.B. thang. :P

     
  40. girl, 18, March 2006, 10:23 |  

    hell, that’s nothing. you ought to hear my father-in-law speak sometime. SW Louisiana accents are great.

     
  41. Timmmy, 24, March 2006, 1:12 |  

    Esther said: My astral self has a Godiva boy.

    So does mine, but I have come to terms with that.