Comments on: Purple Specialized RockHopper http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/ Come for the clean humor. Stay for the filthy comments. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:27:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Susanne http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26484 Susanne Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:57:01 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26484 sounds to me like it needed to be stolen....I'm guessing the bike belonged to a guy...purple? Specialized means it "fit" him to a T....musta been a banana seat. Rockhopper, i think its a subliminal message, trying to say jockchomper....DING DING DING..... HOMOSEXUAL TOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke: sounds to me like it needed to be stolen….I’m guessing the bike belonged to a guy…purple? Specialized means it “fit” him to a T….musta been a banana seat. Rockhopper, i think its a subliminal message, trying to say jockchomper….DING DING DING….. HOMOSEXUAL TOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

]]> By: Lung the Younger http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26255 Lung the Younger Fri, 03 Mar 2006 08:29:06 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26255 Just cut off the oxygen to Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit…….that’ll get you your Purple Specialized Rockhopper. Just cut off the oxygen to Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit…….that’ll get you your Purple Specialized Rockhopper.

]]> By: |nSan|ty http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26247 |nSan|ty Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:56:09 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26247 <strong>Dear Mr. Skull and X-bones,, I am glad Dave found your poster, I witnessed it being stolen. It was stolen by an elite terrorist cell, and given to the leader, his name is Osama Bin Laden, and your bike has been taken to the mountain ranges in Pakistan. I hear there is a reward for him, so not only will you get your bike back, but enough to upgrade to a bigger better hopper. PS, dont bother contacting the government, you will find him much easier with out there 'help'. Also, I would recommend you have your attorney present when you hand over Osama...or you will never see the reward money. :mrgreen:</strong> Dear Mr. Skull and X-bones,,
I am glad Dave found your poster, I witnessed it being stolen. It was stolen by an elite terrorist cell, and given to the leader, his name is Osama Bin Laden, and your bike has been taken to the mountain ranges in Pakistan. I hear there is a reward for him, so not only will you get your bike back, but enough to upgrade to a bigger better hopper. PS, dont bother contacting the government, you will find him much easier with out there ‘help’. Also, I would recommend you have your attorney present when you hand over Osama…or you will never see the reward money. :mrgreen:

]]> By: Ace http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26246 Ace Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:12:00 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26246 Well, it looks like the person who took the thing is in for it by the looks of the remians of some other poor bastard who wronged him. But if you're the kind of person to post something like that you deserve to have your bike stolen! It looks like something a 6 year old you do. Well, it looks like the person who took the thing is in for it by the looks of the remians of some other poor bastard who wronged him. But if you’re the kind of person to post something like that you deserve to have your bike stolen!
It looks like something a 6 year old you do.

]]> By: Marcus http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26244 Marcus Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:09:32 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26244 [Comment ID #26162 will be quoted here] Avast me hearties! Some land lubber is using me name in vain. If any of ye bilge rats could see ye would know tis not written by a pirate. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: [Comment ID #26162 will be quoted here]

Avast me hearties! Some land lubber is using me name in vain. If any of ye bilge rats could see ye would know tis not written by a pirate. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

:wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol:

]]> By: justjim http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26243 justjim Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:59:35 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26243 oh here we go again......... some fool put that damned bike back! :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: oh here we go again……… some fool put that damned bike back! :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang: :limp: :wang:

]]> By: cbatdux http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26242 cbatdux Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:50:19 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26242 [Comment ID #26166 will be quoted here] Limit one per household. You must be 13 years of age to play rockhopper theft. Void where prohibited by Schwinn. Taxes, title and tags not included. You or a family member must not have stolen a rockhopper from DAVEZILLA in the last 30 days. Promotional considerations paid for by Trek. By stealing this rockhopper, you agreed that your name, likeness can be used in future promotional materials for DAVEZILLA or a number of other seedy (and likely illegal) marketing ploys or in a vintage sepia image in your local post office. You futher absolve DAVEZILLA, its owners, managers, staff, relatives, neighbors, assigns and roadies from any damages due to negligient use of said purloined rockhopper. Please see side of rockhopper for ingredients and nutritional values. Always wear a seatbelt. [Comment ID #26166 will be quoted here]

Limit one per household. You must be 13 years of age to play rockhopper theft. Void where prohibited by Schwinn. Taxes, title and tags not included. You or a family member must not have stolen a rockhopper from DAVEZILLA in the last 30 days. Promotional considerations paid for by Trek. By stealing this rockhopper, you agreed that your name, likeness can be used in future promotional materials for DAVEZILLA or a number of other seedy (and likely illegal) marketing ploys or in a vintage sepia image in your local post office. You futher absolve DAVEZILLA, its owners, managers, staff, relatives, neighbors, assigns and roadies from any damages due to negligient use of said purloined rockhopper. Please see side of rockhopper for ingredients and nutritional values. Always wear a seatbelt.

]]> By: PJ http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26241 PJ Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:24:17 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26241 <em>extremely heavy duty bikes made for rough terrain riding. I believe they typically cost at least $500. Probably much more if it is a special model.</em> Wow. Someone must do ALL their high quality super-cool mountain bike shopping at Wal-Mart. Yea, $500 would buy you a Specialized brand Rock Hopper from Wallyworld - but anything I'd even start to designate as 'extremely heavy duty', and a 'special model' would start at $500 for the frame - not including wheels, cranks suspension or brakes. Start at about 4x that price for something that's really up to hopping rocks on a regular basis. Funny sign though - I can just imagine some 14 y.o. kid coming out of his last class and finding his bike missing from the rack. Notebook paper would have torn too easily, and not been big enough - so he rips the .29 cent cover off his $100 history book and write his 'death to all punks' message - and probably used chewing gum or a piece of bandaid to attach it to the bike rack. Yea - I like it. extremely heavy duty bikes made for rough terrain riding. I believe they typically cost at least $500. Probably much more if it is a special model.

Wow. Someone must do ALL their high quality super-cool mountain bike shopping at Wal-Mart.

Yea, $500 would buy you a Specialized brand Rock Hopper from Wallyworld – but anything I’d even start to designate as ‘extremely heavy duty’, and a ‘special model’ would start at $500 for the frame – not including wheels, cranks suspension or brakes. Start at about 4x that price for something that’s really up to hopping rocks on a regular basis.

Funny sign though – I can just imagine some 14 y.o. kid coming out of his last class and finding his bike missing from the rack. Notebook paper would have torn too easily, and not been big enough – so he rips the .29 cent cover off his $100 history book and write his ‘death to all punks’ message – and probably used chewing gum or a piece of bandaid to attach it to the bike rack. Yea – I like it.

]]> By: laceylegacey http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26240 laceylegacey Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:47:54 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26240 here is another one for you Dave...purple specialized rockhopper. We are here for you. here is another one for you Dave…purple specialized rockhopper.
We are here for you.

]]> By: poisonwisky http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/comment-page-1/#comment-26238 poisonwisky Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:18:41 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/02/purple-specialized-rockhopper/#comment-26238 thusly the i am on to you. thusly the i am on to you.

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