Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

38 comments:

1. Duker, 27, February 2006, 1:00 |  
   

   How many times do I have to tell you, Viagra is NOT a suppository!

   Shut up, bitch! I think I found your phaser and if it’s on stun I will SO slap your fucking ears off!!!

    
2. Spud, 27, February 2006, 1:21 |  
   

   “I told you that last warp drive blast ruined the elastic on my undies…”

   

    
3. Anton Olsen, 27, February 2006, 1:46 |  
   The affair between Hikaru Sulu’s mom and James Kirk’s father was doomed from the beginning.

    
4. Anna, 27, February 2006, 4:05 |  
   

   Aaawwwwhhhhh, that’s sweet /

   You can always tell if someone is a Trekkie (and he/she’s not wearing any “funny clothes” when they know the answer to: “What does the T. stand for in James T. Kirk”? So people, what does the T. stand for? Fess up!!

    
5. justjim, 27, February 2006, 4:54 |  
   T……. Thadeous naturally

    
6. Paul, 27, February 2006, 5:18 |  
   

   Sulu becomes a drag queen and apprehends the guy from Clash of the Titans.

    
7. Becky, 27, February 2006, 5:45 |  
   

   World’s oldest nerds.

    
8. JFLY, 27, February 2006, 6:15 |  
   

   Ummm…Mom? Dad?

   I’m so embarassed…

    
9. mitch, 27, February 2006, 6:33 |  
   

   There are few things worse than drunken Trekkies who have shit their pants after seeing Leonard Nimoy.

    
10. Alex, 27, February 2006, 6:39 |  
    T is for Tiberius. By the way, Jim do you have any spare Depends?

     
11. Nikki, 27, February 2006, 7:03 |  
    

    That’s not Sulu’s mom, unless she is Vulcan.

     
12. mikeB, 27, February 2006, 7:17 |  
    

    “These damned Andorian thongs are giving me quite a wedgie.”

     
13. Lace Valentine, 27, February 2006, 8:08 |  
    “The trouble with truffles dear, is you gain weight.”

     
14. bhamm, 27, February 2006, 8:11 |  
    Cleveland Community Theatre Presents Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

     
15. cbatdux, 27, February 2006, 8:24 |  
    

    Dammit Janet! I think Spock slipped some di-lithium crystals into my metamucil this morning! I can’t hold it in Cap’n!

     
16. Aevyta, 27, February 2006, 8:55 |  
    On February 27, 2006, Anna furiously scribbled: Aaawwwwhhhhh, that’s sweet / You can always tell if someone is a Trekkie (and he/she’s not wearing any “funny clothes” when they know the answer to: “What does the T. stand for in James T. Kirk”? So people, what does the T. stand for? Fess up!!

    813 will be quoted here] Hey! Don’t have to be a Trekkie to know that… My brother was a scifi nerd and I picked up on little tidbits of useless trivia just living with him. My question is, why did the makers of Star Trek choose Tiberius as a middle name? Wasn’t he the Ceasar when Jesus was cruxified?

     
17. Peaches, 27, February 2006, 9:06 |  
    

    I’d like to see Jeff Polage do an imitation of them. He was funny.

     
18. Monday, 27, February 2006, 9:21 |  
    “Whatever you do, you don’t want to see his, “Captain’s Log”

     
19. Becky, 27, February 2006, 11:14 |  
    

    NOW we know what Dave did on his day off!

     
20. Peaches, 27, February 2006, 11:25 |  
    

    Captain……..Drop your pants ……………We need to check Uranus for Klingons!!

     
21. Bjorn Freeh, 27, February 2006, 11:29 |  
    

    What do you mean, we can’t have a table? We had reservations!

     
22. Anita Mann-Badley, 27, February 2006, 11:30 |  
    

    Never mind that, what was Smokey T. Bear’s middle name?

     
23. Nikki, 27, February 2006, 12:23 |  
    

    The?

     
24. Bubbles, 27, February 2006, 12:34 |  
    Don’t know about you, but I learned T stands for Tiberius from Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country. It was a cinematic triumph tragically overlooked by the academy.

    On a side note, I don’t know why they chose Tiberius as a middle name. He was only a so-so emperor. Doesn’t Kirk deserve something better?

     
25. Rhonda, 27, February 2006, 12:57 |  
    Donald Sutherland is a Trekkie???

     
26. logan, 27, February 2006, 12:57 |  
    mom why is captain cerk an old bastard and why did spock get a sex change

     
27. Ron, 27, February 2006, 13:26 |  
    I hate it when Worf starts giving wedgies! I think my tri-corder has gone where no man has gone before.

     
28. Ron, 27, February 2006, 13:33 |  
    Denver Pyle as Captain “Uncle” Jessie, in Star Trek 100-The Alien Woman Kirk Didn’t Try to Hit On

     
29. cbatdux, 27, February 2006, 14:51 |  
    

    Aye, Cap’n, ye must tell Spock the Vulcan Mind Meld di’n work on yer bum….

     
30. verybigjen, 27, February 2006, 15:05 |  
    Riker and Troi hit the Olive Garden for thier 50th anniversary.

     
31. Esther, 27, February 2006, 15:54 |  
    

    On February 27, 2006, verybigjen furiously scribbled: Riker and Troi hit the Olive Garden for thier 50th anniversary.

    852 will be quoted here]

    :)

     
32. MrDoug, 27, February 2006, 16:20 |  
    

    In a very embarsaing moment former actor Cap. James T Kirk gets drawn down on by a undercover police officer for showing off his tribbles in public and soliciting a police woman to go where no man has gone before for $50.

     
33. Duke, 27, February 2006, 16:53 |  
    

    They look very guilty.

     
34. wantwit, 27, February 2006, 19:59 |  
    so this what yoko ono does these days…

     
35. Jim S, 27, February 2006, 20:47 |  
    

    Jurors please report to the courtroom. Jurors please report to the courtroom.

     
36. DaPopster, 27, February 2006, 21:47 |  
    

    Please tell me he’s not pulling his pants up !!!

     
37. rust, 28, February 2006, 10:35 |  
    

    We both got LIVES!

    Dammit, Jim, I’m a trekkie not a doctor

     
38. Kinyou, 1, March 2006, 9:05 |  
    I didn’t know that you would actually get a wedgie from the wedgie slide.