What should I do today?

26 February, 2006 Latest: logan, Dennis Bookhart, Jeffro, wayne, Susanne,

Seriously. This is my first entire day off since being promoted in January. What should I do with my day? I am taking suggestions. Be creative.

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44 comments:

  1. Esther, 26, February 2006, 0:21 |  
    Esther

    Take a bag of pistachio nuts to confession, and see how many Hail Marys you get for talking about ketchup handjobs. Be sure to leave as many pistachio shells on the floor as you can.

     
  2. kermit, 26, February 2006, 1:03 |  

    go to the racetrack. you can find subjects to add to your freak collection. or just lounge around in your pajamas on the couch and play with the cats or if it’s nice outside, go out and take some pictures

     
  3. kermit, 26, February 2006, 1:07 |  

    or take a one-day trapeze lesson. hanging upside down will stretch out your back quite nicely and with all the sitting i assume you do that stretching will relax you

     
  4. marcus, 26, February 2006, 3:18 |  
    marcus

    Drink tequila, smoke pot, and watch cartoons all day.

     
  5. Trey, 26, February 2006, 3:40 |  

    Find some random streets you’ve never been down in a neighborhood that is fairly familiar to you and go down them. Do this for as many streets as possible. You might find some very interesting places.

     
  6. JFLY, 26, February 2006, 4:11 |  
    JFLY

    LOL…When I waitressed and we had to combine the half empty ketchup bottles to make full ones, and I always said it was like giving the ketchup a hand-job.

    That’s IT, Dave! Get a hand-job!!! :wang:

     
  7. Spud, 26, February 2006, 4:28 |  
    Spud

    Do not move Stay in bed Relax Take it easy Put off till tommorrow what can be done today Go back to sleep Do not move

    :dead:

     
  8. MandyLocke, 26, February 2006, 7:43 |  

    You haven’t posted pictures of reader :boob: :boob: and :thong: in months. I say make it a :boob: and handjob day. :wang:

     
  9. mitch, 26, February 2006, 7:44 |  
    mitch

    Although it will hard to top Marcus’s suggestion…..Send really complicated e-mails to Republican lawmakers, asking some of the most difficult questions of our time, and then sit back and listen to their heads explode as they try to gather a coherent thought in their maggot ridden brains. Always a fun time for all.

     
  10. Marcus, 26, February 2006, 8:11 |  
    Marcus

    Ketchup hand-job :wtf: Got to avoid one of those.

    Mitch, that sounds like a good idea. Got to try that sometime.

     
  11. Alex, 26, February 2006, 8:39 |  

    I don’t care I already had sex today.

     
  12. selkielass, 26, February 2006, 8:46 |  

    Call me. I left an email in your LJ- I need a few more measurements to dive into your outfit. I have a car today so I can meet you if necessary.

     
  13. Paige, 26, February 2006, 9:52 |  

    Ketchup hand job????? Thats sick! I prefer mustard!!! Oh wait a minute. Im a female. Mustard might sting. how about a grendadine douche????? :wang:

     
  14. Paige, 26, February 2006, 9:52 |  

    Ketchup hand job????? Thats sick! I prefer mustard!!! Oh wait a minute. Im a female. Mustard might sting. how about a grendadine douche????? :wang:

     
  15. justjim, 26, February 2006, 10:09 |  

    :limp: spend a full day… without interuptions… sitting on your hands… Then you’ll see what a full wasted day is really like :wtf:

     
  16. tres, 26, February 2006, 10:11 |  

    Marcus is my leader.

     
  17. tres, 26, February 2006, 10:11 |  

    Marcus is my leader.

     
  18. Ron, 26, February 2006, 10:14 |  

    Go hanggliding naked over an all female college campus. Go to restraunts and switch the signs on the restrooms. Jump into a tub full of Jello with that special someone. See how many doughnuts you can carry naked, while carring 2 cups of coffee. See if she can eat the last doughnut! :wang: :thong: :twisted:

     
  19. Patrick, 26, February 2006, 10:22 |  

    SONOFABITCH! That video made me cringe! Was it ketchup or catsup, I can never remember. Dave, go someplace you’ve never been before. Eat at a restaurant you’ve never been to before, do something you’ve never done before. You never know which day is gonna be the last one. Might as well make it a good one. And then try the coffee and doughnuts thing. Krispy Kreme has a doughnut that’s covered with chocolate and vanilla icing. She’ll love you (long time) for it. :java:

     
  20. Jim S, 26, February 2006, 10:24 |  
    Jim S

    I say go buy a Baccarat cigar, and smoke it. Then…go walk the streets of downtown royal oak with your camera. :)

     
  21. kate, 26, February 2006, 10:27 |  
    kate

    ou need to try out some of the driv thru gags those wer kewl ooooorrrrrrrr you need to go out find a whore and take the day off like a real man you weenie!!!! :wang: :wtf:

     
  22. Ron, 26, February 2006, 10:43 |  

    Patrick, if you throw a cat its cats up, if its tomato sauce and sugar in a bottle, its ketchup. Try not to put the wrong one on your burger. :puke:

     
  23. Ron, 26, February 2006, 10:49 |  

    Dave, on your day off eat a hot dog and pet a pussy. Or pet the dog and eat a hot pussy! :boob: :wang: :boob:

     
  24. Minnie, 26, February 2006, 11:15 |  
    Minnie

    Sleep in. Indulge in chana masala and naan. Get yourself booked at a spa for an hour-long hot stone massage. Cuddle with your cats. Read. Sleep some more.

    In other words, pamper yourself you overworked workaholic you.

    :kiss:

     
  25. Chris, 26, February 2006, 11:29 |  

    Do a comparative study of every Whack-a-Mole game you can find in a three city area.

     
  26. verybigjen, 26, February 2006, 12:50 |  

    I think Ketchup handjob. :wang:

     
  27. Duker, 26, February 2006, 13:03 |  
    Duker

    Check in to a fancy hotel, order a transsexual escort and have yourself a ball, Dave,you’ve earned it! :D

     
  28. Nikki, 26, February 2006, 14:04 |  
    Nikki

    Come over and watch Serenity with me.

     
  29. Mike, 26, February 2006, 14:35 |  

    Play games…like spin the ketchup! :oops:

     
  30. Fran, 26, February 2006, 15:21 |  
    Fran

    It’s kind of late in the day but you still could go to Vegas and gamble. Or catch a show.

     
  31. Natalie Cruz, 26, February 2006, 15:47 |  

    Pending on where you live, and if its a nice hot day outside. Just put on your best bathing suit on, prepare a couple of margaritas, and lounge outside soaking up the sun, enjoy a random cool breeze, and don’t forget to put on a bit of protective lotion on your skin. :)

     
  32. Davezilla, 26, February 2006, 17:12 |  
    Davezilla

    On February 26, 2006, Natalie Cruz furiously scribbled: Pending on where you live, and if its a nice hot day outside. Just put on your best bathing suit on, prepare a couple of margaritas, and lounge outside soaking up the sun, enjoy a random cool breeze, and don’t forget to put on a bit of protective lotion on your skin. :)
    704 will be quoted here] Well Natalie. As good as that sounds, I live in Detroit, and it’s a wee bit chilly for that this time of year. :twisted:

     
  33. starhealer, 26, February 2006, 17:43 |  

    see how long you can have sex (preferably with a partner) then get drunk my favret way to spend a quite day at home :lol:

     
  34. Brittani, 26, February 2006, 20:38 |  

    :roll: I don’t think I’ve ever had a day to waste. But if I did, I already wasted it. Surf this incredible net of ours and get into some credit card trouble. :wtf:

     
  35. JFLY, 26, February 2006, 22:40 |  
    JFLY

    So HOW did you spend your day off, Dave?

     
  36. cbatdux, 26, February 2006, 22:40 |  
    cbatdux

    dave - don’t be a wuss. get the one-piece leopard skin on and slather yerself w/ the bain de sole and get on there on the outdoor barco-lounger….no, wait, it’s too late. Watch IDOL instead…

     
  37. Kevin, 27, February 2006, 0:27 |  

    Go into work wearing shorts, a hawaiian shirt, flip-flops and sunglasses. Bring a drink in a pineapple with an umbrella in it. Then, sit at your desk and do nothing. When people come by and ask you something, or try to talk to you, hold up your hand, and say, “I can’t talk, I’m on vacation.”

     
  38. logan, 27, February 2006, 12:55 |  

    get sucked of the platform :twisted:

     
  39. Dennis Bookhart, 28, February 2006, 6:10 |  

    Why settle for giving your self a hand job, ketchup or not. Find some guy who well do that and more. Then simply get busy filling his hand, and body orifices with dick and cum. Much more fun!s :troll: :troll: :wang: :wang:

     
  40. Jeffro, 28, February 2006, 16:42 |  

    hmmm. lets see

    although your day off is long past I’ll leave my comment at long last

    get thy self to Taco Bell with five bucks and eat your fill

    then rent 12 hours of filthy movies and stay up all night watching boobies

    and when your arm can take no more scrape some cash and call a whore

     
  41. wayne, 28, February 2006, 19:04 |  

    On February 26, 2006, marcus furiously scribbled: Drink tequila, smoke pot, and watch cartoons all day.
    553 will be quoted here]

    i am with you marcus

     
  42. wayne, 28, February 2006, 19:04 |  

    On February 26, 2006, marcus furiously scribbled: Drink tequila, smoke pot, and watch cartoons all day.
    553 will be quoted here]

    i am with you marcus

     
  43. wayne, 28, February 2006, 19:06 |  

    i think it is just plain scary to be a trekky go gayworld go

     
  44. Susanne, 5, March 2006, 18:12 |  
    Susanne

    play strip poker (or whatever card game u suck at so u can get naked quick), spin the bottle, and make love A L L D A Y