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Bunch of pecker-heads
All your base are belong to us!
and a 1 step, kick, step, 2 kick, turn
it’s all I got…
Tadadadadadadada tadadadadadadada Baaaaaatmaaaan!!
Aww! How cute. It’s a seventh grade pageant play version of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’.
The Broadway revival of “Bye Bye Blackbird” closed after opening night. All was not lost, however, when Judge Judy bought many of the costumes.
Furries: the Early Years. Just say no, kids.
Casey knew that she had made a terrible mistake spiking the kool-aid…she just didn’t know how terrible.
[Comment ID #24972 will be quoted here] or the stage version of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds.
Nice socks, batman.
This is the reason Stephen King grew up the way he did.
“Bling it on, Riddler!” Batman screams, emboldened by the appearance of the batgirls.
By the way, isn’t Detroit a zoo?
Due to budget constraints, this was the REAL series finale of Birds of Prey (if anyone remembers that show…)
or
The one on the left is thinking, “Great, I forgot my mask. Now I feel stupid.”
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The only thing I could think of was already taken…I guess the aliens are taking all of my funny thoughts again.
The only thing they need to complete the ensembl is their own personalized bling generator
No commet yet…….but I did find a joke for Mitch.
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then
asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is
really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the
bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
“What’s your
IQ?”
The man responds, “about a 100.” Immediately the robot
starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your
IQ?”
The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.” And the robot asks
real slowly…
“So …… ya gonna … vote for … Bush again?”
Reason #5,968 that children grow up to kill their parents….”Honey show Aunt Marge that new number you learned!”
Edgar Allan Poe’s very worst nightmare.
somebody , please choke the chicken
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Thanks Peaches, I love it. Keep up the good fight.
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Defintely Stephen King, but I think Wes Craven Falls in there somewhere, too….doesn’t he??
But I wanna know something, why does the one in the middle resemble Alfred E. Neuman from MAD Magazine…just curious!!!
Abu Ghraib the musical.
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dont you hate it when the aliens take the funny ones man it sucks to be from roswell New Mexico and i’m one of the white people
The Abu Ghraib prison scandal has become a school play! yay!
Dick Cheaneys hunting thophy room- “I bagged these 3 last Halloween”
The reason Edgar Allen Poe smoked opium
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I’m an ALIEN???
I bow to Peaches. You brightened my day.
The picture reminds me of a joke:
A drunk sees a nun walking down the street. He looks narrowly at her for a few seconds and then charges, knocking her to the ground. He then kicks her a few times and looks a little confused. After a pause, he gets a satisfied look on his face and cackles “You aint as bad as you claim to be, batman!”
Good one Paul.
re: 28- I don’t think it’s the reason Poe smoke opium but it might represent what happened when he did.
Thus quoth the Raven “Neverwhore”. And he was talking to the little lady on the right who thought it would be okay to show JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH LEG for 5th grade music recital. Where’s the vice principal with his ruler to measure skirt length when you really need the perverted bastard?
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Great minds think alike! As I scrolled down looking I thought I’d be typing “This is in bad taste but…”
LOL, thanks!
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Apparently you are… Just admit it , the truth will set you free!!
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Apparently you are… Just admit it , the truth will set you free!!
Master Solace and slave julie? Did I just enter the BDSM chat room accidentally? Okay, okay…I can handle this. Here goes: Get on your knees and beg me…not to laugh at you.
Here we have the last remaining exhibit at the Detroit Zoo.
Dog biscuit appreciation day? Does that mean we must bow down to all dog biscuits today?
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Which reminds me of a joke: Two nuns are walking down the street. They come upon a drunk sprawled out on the sidewalk. They walk around either side of him. The drunk looked up and said, “How did she do that?”
in a fit of revenge the maskless girl keenly short-sheeted the costume of the one thought guilty of the crime.
I shouldnt have taken the brown acid!!!!!!!
What happens in the judge’s chambers at the supreme court…
One more (from you favorite alien…)
A picture from “Take your daughters to work day” at “YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS” strip club just before the big finale (where generic beer is always just $4 a can!).
oh…
we’re all just goin’ to da boids
“Momma.. why is my costume shorter than the other kids?”.. “Because dear the only thing you got going for you is your legs and you gotta get that A in acting some how.”
bird flu 2052