Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

36 comments:

1. BloggingTom (Trackback), 22. February 2006, 1:57
    

   SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

   Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
   Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
   (via davezilla)

   ……

    
2. Trey, 22. February 2006, 2:30
   

   On, Who lives in a pub under the sea?
   Spong Bob Square Pants!
   He comes to work as high as can be
   Spong Bob Square Pants!

    
3. Anna, 22. February 2006, 2:43
   

   Eduardo, the human popsicle!

    
4. tian, 22. February 2006, 2:52
   

   New from Nabisco, it is “crack junkie sandwich” now with real crack junkie filling.

    
5. Spud, 22. February 2006, 3:11
   

   The All New Demtel Injury Free Drinking Suit!

   Only $19.95*

   Order today and receive our free offer of one (1) bottle of Vodka!

   Call 1900-Shitfaced Today!

   Operators are standing by!

   (*offer limited to ten (10) per customer)

   

    
6. JFLY, 22. February 2006, 4:22
   

   Where’s the frosty cream filling?

    
7. Nikki, 22. February 2006, 6:44
   

   Spongebobcake needs more :java:.

   Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go skin one of my kids’ stuffed animals to make a tissue box cozy…

    
8. Megan, 22. February 2006, 6:49
   

   SpongeBob NoPants

    
9. Fran, 22. February 2006, 7:36
   

   Looks more like a sammich or a Newton. I’d have to agree with Tian.

    
10. bhamm, 22. February 2006, 8:09
    

    OBITUARIES:
    BIKINI BOTTOM – 2/20/06
    The untimely death of Spongebob Squarepants came when he was filming his new educational video entitled “Why Sea Creatures Need Water“.
    He is survived by Patrick Star.

     
11. Peaches, 22. February 2006, 9:14
    

    Breaking news….

    Seymor Rectums suffocates after trying to replicate “fun with Scones” with his body. Friends say he made an ass of himself, while onlookers say he really looked like shit.

    More at 11:00

     
12. Lung the Younger, 22. February 2006, 9:18
    

    It looks like Dick Cheney mistook a roll of toiletpaper for a quail.

     
13. Lung the Younger, 22. February 2006, 9:21
    

    A sponge floor mop in Abu Graib.

     
14. stebe, 22. February 2006, 9:28
    

    that yeast infection really got out of hand!

     
15. nicholas, 22. February 2006, 9:56
    

    do you think sponge bob got layed or just drunk.

     
16. Calcul8r, 22. February 2006, 10:06
    

    Somebody order a omelet with legs?

     
17. Lace Valentine, 22. February 2006, 11:13
    

    Vulcan mind meld gets: “Waffle house, the pain! but yummy cook taste good. Egg apron too salty! The Pain!”

     
18. Esther, 22. February 2006, 11:22
    

    “That’s a big Twinkie.”

     
19. logan, 22. February 2006, 12:54
    

    new from nabisco man eating twinky

     
20. justjim, 22. February 2006, 14:29
    

    yah yah yah…. what he said!
    SpongeBob is very, very drunk…

    Jaja, politisch nicht ganz korrekt, ich weiss
    Aber wusstet ihr, dass SpongeBob und Tinky-Winky schwul sind?
    (via davezilla)

    ……

    whatever…….

     
21. Ron, 22. February 2006, 15:12
    

    Mutant contraceptive sponge takes birth control to a new level, with deadly results. :dead:

     
22. Ron, 22. February 2006, 15:14
    

    Kids, see what happens when Sponge Bob go out “sporing around”.

     
23. Kristi, 22. February 2006, 15:39
    

    I prefer my omelet with ham and cheese.

     
24. Kinyou, 22. February 2006, 16:12
    

    This just in – Sponge bob snapped last night, went out and had a big ass part with his friends. His friends went missing, and Sponge bob blacked out. Comments from Sponge bob, unknown due to the fact that he’s still sleeping. Watch at 11 to hear his comments… If he’s awake.

     
25. Beaner, 22. February 2006, 18:25
    

    Spongebob’s less fortunate cousin, Beersponge Lightweight, sleeping another wild night off in his pineapple shack deep in the darker……. dirtier side of bikini bottom.

     
26. laceylegacey, 22. February 2006, 18:55
    

    Hey!! That would go perfect with my Chewbacca couch cover and Ewok wallpaper

     
27. scamper, 22. February 2006, 19:57
    

    Looks like he lost his squar pants too.

     
28. Steppenwolf, 22. February 2006, 20:00
    

    Look out SpongeBob…here comes Rodger Bumpass!
    (That’s the name of the man who does the Squidward Tentacles voice.)
    Oh man, please shoot me for knowing that.
    :dead:

     
29. laceylegacey, 22. February 2006, 20:06
    

    When good scones go bad

     
30. Paige, 22. February 2006, 21:07
    

    When Cheeseheads go bad!!!!!!!

     
31. Pappy, 22. February 2006, 21:32
    

    [Comment ID #24891 will be quoted here]

    I was just thinking that same thing!

     
32. JFLY, 23. February 2006, 0:48
    

    HEY! I’m a Cheesehead…LOL

     
33. Detroit Dave, 23. February 2006, 8:45
    

    Elian Gonzalez is hermetically sealed for use in next year’s May Day parade.

     
34. Duke, 23. February 2006, 14:30
    

    (A Witness) “He was running really fast and laughing with his eyes closed, I guess he didn’t see the truck.” (Reporter) “Hmmm…I wonder if anyone has found his clothes or facial features yet.”
    

     
35. Jonny 2-2, 24. February 2006, 10:53
    

    bahahahaha!

     
36. Cammy, 26. February 2006, 17:19
    

    lol. lives under the sea
    spongebob square pants He lies there as drunk as can be
    spongebon square pants