Caption Time #99

Posted by Davezilla 20 February, 2006 Latest: The Cynical Villain, Bryan, Infernos, logan, bill,

Caption Time #99

  • Today is: Hoodie Hoo Day
  • Link of the Day: Lapjuicer MNSFW, link via Larfus

45 comments:

  1. Duker, 20, February 2006, 0:07 |  

    Thanks Dave! I just LOVE my new dildo!! :P

     
  2. MandyLocke, 20, February 2006, 0:11 |  
    MandyLocke

    Big girls need big toys! :wang:

     
  3. Spud, 20, February 2006, 1:40 |  

    That’s either a very tall girl or a very small room.

    and I see they’ve found a new use for some old medievil torture devices…

    or pleasure

    sometimes it’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.

    annnnnddddd I take it MNSFW means - maybe not safe for work? or, major not safe for work?

    :geek:

     
  4. aimmelou, 20, February 2006, 2:00 |  

    Candi posing with the first place prize from her last stripping contest.

     
  5. Quin, 20, February 2006, 3:24 |  

    Nice rack. :P (Is it for eight-tracks or VHS tapes?)

     
  6. justjim, 20, February 2006, 4:08 |  

    my my my but what a tall drink of water she is….. :wang: He’s a cute site if you’re in the mood for more fun.. enjoy :wtf:

     
  7. justjim, 20, February 2006, 4:09 |  

    silly me I forgot to post the site……. :wtf: http://www.pavementgear.com/brokenbunny/bunnymainpages/bunny.htm

     
  8. Lung the Younger, 20, February 2006, 4:18 |  

    The Swedish National Women’s Velociraptor Wrestling Champion shows off her trophy which she has dedicated to her mentor, Bea Arthur.

    http://www.brandonbird.com/bea.html

     
  9. JFLY, 20, February 2006, 4:26 |  

    Aaaaaggghh! Attack of the 50 Foot Woman!

    Actually, my first thought was that Geoffrey Giraffe (if that IS a giraffe) has found himself a leggy toybox.

    My second thought was that this woman is in dire need of a visit from the casts of “Queer Eye” and “What Not To Wear”. :-|

     
  10. Becky, 20, February 2006, 5:41 |  

    Can I sell this for more crack!? :evil:

     
  11. Davezilla, 20, February 2006, 6:29 |  
    Davezilla

    And I quote:

    annnnnddddd I take it MNSFW means - maybe not safe for work? or, major not safe for work?

    Yes, it’s Maybe Not Safe For Work. Unless you have a funnier breakdown, which we will gladly accept.
    [Comment ID #24501 will be quoted here]
    Bonus points for knowing about that painting, Lung! That’s been my desktop at work for over a year! :twisted:

     
  12. mikeB, 20, February 2006, 7:37 |  
    mikeB

    “I’s thinking of startin’ a Viking stripper shoe shine business.”

    :-|

     
  13. mitch, 20, February 2006, 8:02 |  

    And now your winner, Miss Bulimia 2006..Kirsten Dunst!!!!!!

     
  14. Alex, 20, February 2006, 8:02 |  

    When I look at those legs allI can think is YUM!!!

     
  15. prtyprincess7104, 20, February 2006, 8:50 |  

    Vegatables really do make you grow up big and strong … Although, they should be eaten in moderation…

    Sorry that was stupid, but I figured, What the hell… :wtf:

     
  16. Bip, 20, February 2006, 9:32 |  

    Hoodie Hoo!! That LapJuicer didn’t do the trick. :twisted:

     
  17. dumas, 20, February 2006, 10:18 |  

    About that lapjuicer thinggie. All I can think about is what would happen if the chick is squiggling like crazy to juice the orange, and the orange slides off. Ouch.

     
  18. laceylegacey, 20, February 2006, 10:22 |  

    AHHHHHHH!!!! It’s evil I tell you EVIL!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

     
  19. Lace Valentine, 20, February 2006, 11:10 |  

    Dave,

    Can you send her email address my was so I can send her a belated Valentine’s Card? It behooves me to communicate with her about the possibility of conjugal bliss.

     
  20. Lace Valentine, 20, February 2006, 11:12 |  

    send her address my way
    my way
    I’m understandingly perplexed
    at the moment

     
  21. Nikki, 20, February 2006, 11:31 |  

    So many levels of tacky, where does one begin?

     
  22. Dennis Bookhart, 20, February 2006, 11:48 |  

    This is our sorority’s example of ttaking one’s college boards.

     
  23. Bjorn Freeh, 20, February 2006, 12:06 |  

    Inga introduces the RoidJuicer.

     
  24. Kinyou, 20, February 2006, 15:31 |  

    Wow, Only you could make something so big for someone so loose.
    :D

     
  25. laceylegacey, 20, February 2006, 15:56 |  

    AHHHHHH!!!! It’s attack of the 50 foot tall super whore!!!

     
  26. Ace, 20, February 2006, 16:19 |  

    Fredric, the states five time whittling champion, poses after a sex change operation with this years winning piece. Freddy, as he was known to friends, now goes by the name Francine.

     
  27. Ace, 20, February 2006, 16:19 |  

    Hoodie Hooooooooo!!!

     
  28. Jane, 20, February 2006, 17:09 |  

    how do you turn this thing on?

     
  29. Jane, 20, February 2006, 17:10 |  

    I love my new vibrator, where’s the on switch? :thong: :boob: :boob:

     
  30. Darrell, 20, February 2006, 18:15 |  

    I’m not quite sure what I was expecting the lapjuicer to do, but that wasn’t it.

     
  31. Patrick, 20, February 2006, 18:42 |  

    I wanna climb those long legs like a ladder straight to the golden triangle!
    And then I’m gonna load my cassettes in that Jar Jar Binks commemorative cassette holder.

     
  32. MrDoug, 20, February 2006, 18:43 |  

    For my next trick I am going to make this 3 foot long CD tower disapper, and you will never be able to guess how I am going to do it…

     
  33. poisonwisky, 20, February 2006, 19:05 |  

    And now for something completely different

     
  34. Jim S, 20, February 2006, 21:05 |  

    “Hello everyone. My name is John. I enjoy water sports, cooking, and carpentry.

     
  35. wantwit, 20, February 2006, 22:02 |  

    Debbie Sherholder poses with the lactation award she received in this year’s California State Pornographer’s Faire.

     
  36. hippychick, 20, February 2006, 23:25 |  

    There are soooo many things wrong with that lapjuicer, I don’t even know where to start. Who invents this shit? :wtf:

     
  37. girl, 21, February 2006, 10:51 |  

    “and for her next trick, Debbie will stick this entire wooden object up her hoohoo!”

     
  38. elimae, 21, February 2006, 10:56 |  

    Is that a picture for e-bay & were the glass heels and mini skirt truuly neccessary?

     
  39. The Cynical Villain, 21, February 2006, 13:46 |  

    Darn I wonder will this paddle hurt my ass…oh wait I have no ass. :puke:

    *WACK!!!*

    Thank you Sir, may I have another?

    *WACK!!!*

    Thank you Sir, may I have another?

     
  40. Kinyou, 21, February 2006, 16:23 |  

    “Aww, thanks. Only you’d know what kind of toy to get someone of my age, and someone as loose as me. How kind. :D”

     
  41. Bryan, 21, February 2006, 19:36 |  

    Hey, I thought you said this thing came with Meth!

     
  42. Infernos, 21, February 2006, 23:02 |  

    The batteries go in this flap thing here. Then you lay it down and……. :twisted:

     
  43. MandyLocke, 22, February 2006, 0:20 |  
    MandyLocke

    “And look what I found up my skirt after the gang bang last night!” :wang:

     
  44. logan, 22, February 2006, 12:48 |  

    guess which one is the real cow

     
  45. bill, 5, March 2006, 18:11 |  

    stuffed komodo dragon cd rack…bid on ebay