Comments on: Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/ Come for the clean humor. Stay for the filthy comments. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:27:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: PR + Digital Marketing + Branding» Blog Archive » Does research show banner ads are useless? http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-599532 PR + Digital Marketing + Branding» Blog Archive » Does research show banner ads are useless? Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:49:19 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-599532 [...] he links to: Jakob Nielsen Declares the Letter ‘C’ Unusable and Davezilla’s Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles (as shown above). Not only are they fun to read, but Nielsen’s listing them makes his [...] [...] he links to: Jakob Nielsen Declares the Letter ‘C’ Unusable and Davezilla’s Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles (as shown above). Not only are they fun to read, but Nielsen’s listing them makes his [...]

]]> By: Extendance Blog http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-440637 Extendance Blog Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:21:13 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-440637 <strong>Does research show banner ads are useless?...</strong> When Jakob Nielsen speaks...Jakob Nielsen is the website usability guru. May seem strange that when you visit his site, it looks like sites of 10 or more years ago. But everyone knew how to use them. His point is not that all sites should be like his... Does research show banner ads are useless?…

When Jakob Nielsen speaks…Jakob Nielsen is the website usability guru. May seem strange that when you visit his site, it looks like sites of 10 or more years ago. But everyone knew how to use them. His point is not that all sites should be like his…

]]> By: alwaysBETA » Beta Bites: Issue 15 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-61791 alwaysBETA » Beta Bites: Issue 15 Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:19:40 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-61791 [...] Brian - Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles - No need to explain. If you know who Jakob Nielsen is, it should make perfect sense. If not… laugh along anyway. Just don’t be like the last guy in the comments. [...] [...] Brian – Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles – No need to explain. If you know who Jakob Nielsen is, it should make perfect sense. If not… laugh along anyway. Just don’t be like the last guy in the comments. [...]

]]> By: heise | only for the nerdiest of nerds http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-61235 heise | only for the nerdiest of nerds Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:07:01 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-61235 [...] [...] [...] [...]

]]> By: Kinyou http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24528 Kinyou Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:29:36 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24528 Ok, I'm going to make this simple. Lol. Guru Thumb Strike - "I don't do fat chicks." Sweedish Meatball Fist - "I'm never gonna get laid." XML Thumb Strike - "I guess this fat chick'd be ok." Blue Underline Grab - "Ok Sandy, sometimes guys like it when you tickle their balls like this." Cooper-Style Monkey Strike - "You use this hand, and make sure he's watching this one." Iron Usability Palms - "I wish I had big tits." Back-Handed Statement - "Grasp the breasts like so.." Dragon Steals the Beard - "Ok put your index fingers together, and I'll place my thumb and index finger together, making a hole like image. Your finger is the penis my hole is the vagina. Slide it... -" Sweedish Eagle Claw - "Ok, You're all graduates of Jakob's sex-ed class. Now go fail at getting laid." Ok, I’m going to make this simple. Lol.
Guru Thumb Strike – “I don’t do fat chicks.”
Sweedish Meatball Fist – “I’m never gonna get laid.”
XML Thumb Strike – “I guess this fat chick’d be ok.”
Blue Underline Grab – “Ok Sandy, sometimes guys like it when you tickle their balls like this.”
Cooper-Style Monkey Strike – “You use this hand, and make sure he’s watching this one.”
Iron Usability Palms – “I wish I had big tits.”
Back-Handed Statement – “Grasp the breasts like so..”
Dragon Steals the Beard – “Ok put your index fingers together, and I’ll place my thumb and index finger together, making a hole like image. Your finger is the penis my hole is the vagina. Slide it… -”
Sweedish Eagle Claw – “Ok, You’re all graduates of Jakob’s sex-ed class. Now go fail at getting laid.”

]]> By: Soren http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24512 Soren Mon, 20 Feb 2006 14:17:05 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24512 On behalf of the people of denmark, I am so sorry: Jacob Nielsen is from Denmark - not Sweden. It's no joke, so please don't burn our flag! On behalf of the people of denmark, I am so sorry: Jacob Nielsen is from Denmark – not Sweden. It’s no joke, so please don’t burn our flag!

]]> By: Duker http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24434 Duker Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:00:56 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24434 If you combine the Swedish Meatball Fist with the Blue Underline Grab, you come in handy! If you combine the Swedish Meatball Fist with the Blue Underline Grab, you come in handy!

]]> By: colin http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24430 colin Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:30:34 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24430 :roll: :roll:

]]> By: Jane http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24427 Jane Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:19:34 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24427 iron visability palms :boob: :boob: :wang: iron visability palms :boob: :boob:
:wang:

]]> By: laceylegacey http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/comment-page-1/#comment-24426 laceylegacey Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:50:35 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2006/02/19/jakob-nielsen-fighting-styles/#comment-24426 :wtf: :wtf:

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