Why I’m not a janitor

Posted by Davezilla 11 February, 2006 Latest: ernie, Kinyou, Zjuer China, Lusus, PC,

Why I am not a janitor

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42 comments:

  1. Spud, 11, February 2006, 0:22 |  

    Firstly —– as a plumber, to clear that lot up, that’ll be $295.00 + tax thanks.

    Secondly —— ewwwwww

    :puke:

     
  2. Kismet, 11, February 2006, 1:52 |  

    :wtf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

     
  3. DaPopster, 11, February 2006, 2:49 |  

    Sonds like a lot of lonely, horny college students, so what else is new?

    Secondly, I also agree, Ewwwwwwwwww :puke:

     
  4. tian, 11, February 2006, 3:01 |  

    that is nothing compare to this one:

    ASU police reported the following incidents Wednesday:

    An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, “To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.”

    http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/02/news/695542

     
  5. Minnie, 11, February 2006, 3:25 |  

    That’s disgusting! :?:

     
  6. jwalkingthunder, 11, February 2006, 3:54 |  

    :puke: boy now we know why they call it duck butter u
    bunch of nasty people flushing dead babys down the drane :troll: :limp:

     
  7. Jen (yep, me too), 11, February 2006, 7:25 |  

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    Oh My God, I love my alma mater. :wtf: Seriously, you should make that a daily reading, especially on Mondays. That was my favorite part of the entire newspaper, there usually isn’t much else to read. Ha ha ha. Ahhh, memories.

     
  8. Craig, 11, February 2006, 7:51 |  

    Who woulda thought that jizz could clog pipes? :wtf:

     
  9. Belinda, 11, February 2006, 8:21 |  

    That link….never mind the drains, that horrid baby! What–why–who made that thing, and for what nefarious purpose?

     
  10. mitch, 11, February 2006, 8:26 |  

    First they take away our bongs, then they take away our loud metal music and NOW they want us to stop wanking off in the shower!!! What is this Communist China?

     
  11. kate, 11, February 2006, 8:39 |  

    cheers mitch if i have ever thought of a bad idea that would have to be it i love to not only watch my bf in the shower wanking but if i cant have sex in the shower afterward where is the fun? :wtf: :lol:

     
  12. Steve Krause’s Unofficial Blog » Blog Archive » Why men are more likely to be ambidextrious, why I’m glad I’m not a campus janitor or a campus cop (Pingback), 11, February 2006, 9:02 |  
     

    [...] From the Davezilla blog (and this was the academic one that started this whole thing) comes this memo about spooge clogging up the shower drains in the men’s dorms. It’s a graphic file, so you’ll have to go there to enjoy it in its full glory, but, according to the memo from the Durham University Estates and & Buildings department, semen has been clogging the drains and they will seek DNA testing if the problem persists. So please, says the memo, advise students who wish to mastrabate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms. [...]

     
  13. girl, 11, February 2006, 9:41 |  

    this is exactly why I have no idea how men can shower at the gym. nasty.

     
  14. Nikki, 11, February 2006, 10:21 |  

    Jeebus! That link scares me.

     
  15. Natalie, 11, February 2006, 10:50 |  

    I’m so glad I’m a girl.

     
  16. Davezilla, 11, February 2006, 11:03 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #22563 will be quoted here]

    I’m glad you’re a girl too. :twisted:

     
  17. Pappy, 11, February 2006, 13:12 |  

    I agree with Dave. I don’t want to be the janitor of those showers. :wtf:

     
  18. Tara, 11, February 2006, 16:35 |  

    Flipflops in the shower - Not just about Athlete’s Foot anymore. :wtf:

     
  19. Andrew, 11, February 2006, 16:36 |  

    Only problem with this notice is that the “offending” students wont’t be able to read it as their eyesight must be very poor. :lol:

     
  20. Marcus, 11, February 2006, 19:13 |  

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    Mitch is right on the money. When your a student and live in a dorm room, you have very little privacy. Showers are a great place to wank. A library is a little bit too much for my tastes. The DNA analysis threat is a load of crap. It would cost the university way too much money. :troll:

    Awww, cute baby. I want one. :puke:

     
  21. Al Carter, 11, February 2006, 19:15 |  

    Ok! Remember yourself when you were students! Hehe!

     
  22. Woozle, 11, February 2006, 23:23 |  

    Makes me happy that I no longer live in the dorms. Very happy.

    Now if only I trusted my roommate… :puke:

     
  23. gpcarmody, 12, February 2006, 0:08 |  

    Do you realize how much semen would be needed to clog a drain? Considering how little is produced in one orgasm, there must have been a platoon of guys wanking at the same time.

     
  24. comfortablynumber, 12, February 2006, 1:32 |  

    And just how did they determine it to be semen? Was it floating around in a ship? Sorry..:?: (Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum?) And why did they conclude it had to be from masterbation? It could have been from the other sex showering up after sex, if you know what I mean. :undies: Or it could have been slimy soap..have you ever cleaned your own drain out? Maybe it was shampoo, conditioner or whip cream.. they all can have a consistency of sperm. I think management may have a guilty conscience and is projecting it on others… :puke:

     
  25. jules, 12, February 2006, 1:46 |  

    that was nasty!! and that doll….what the hell?

     
  26. laceylegacey, 12, February 2006, 10:58 |  

    EWWWWWW!!! Thank God I’m female!

     
  27. justjim, 12, February 2006, 11:32 |  

    and every9one told me that this was a cum as you are party…. :wang:

     
  28. goth princess, 12, February 2006, 18:57 |  

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank the lord i’m a girl :puke:

     
  29. Marcus, 12, February 2006, 21:49 |  

    Quite a few ladies here are happy being girls. So am I, but I am also happy that I am a man. At least I don’t have to experience that special once a month thing, to wear a bra, worry about my nails or hair, or how my makeup looks. Oh, by the way ladies, in the letter they use the word “student” which means what? Hmm

     
  30. Oreos, 13, February 2006, 2:56 |  

    this is hilarious. i’ve linked this entry, if you don’t mind. cheers :)

     
  31. Tami Jo, 13, February 2006, 9:48 |  

    I’m waiting for Buttershug or Zilla to make the connection between this and my clogged-drain post. Or was it too easy? 8)

     
  32. Esther, 13, February 2006, 13:55 |  

    I just had to read this while I was eating lunch. :dead:

     
  33. Infernos, 14, February 2006, 11:43 |  

    Now we know where the frat houses have their real parties :wtf:

     
  34. South, 14, February 2006, 16:20 |  

    Thank god im a boy

     
  35. jen, 14, February 2006, 19:11 |  

    hey CSI tells me a little bleach will clean that right up, or Pepsi….

     
  36. crazysocket, 16, February 2006, 12:26 |  

    can semen clog up pipes… ??? i laugh like hell man… 8)

     
  37. ernie, 16, February 2006, 15:23 |  

    I think it is kind of cool but than again I am a perv and would wak it in the showre. I also would like a copy of the notice if possible.

     
  38. Kinyou, 16, February 2006, 15:36 |  

    [Comment ID #22541 will be quoted here]
    Sticky things, stick to things… it’s common sense. ;)

     
  39. Zjuer China, 18, February 2006, 9:54 |  

    how nasty it is! thanks god I am not american nor in america.

     
  40. Zjuer China, 18, February 2006, 9:56 |  

    来这里考一下古。

     
  41. Lusus, 19, February 2006, 22:55 |  

    Zjeur China said:

    “how nasty it is! thanks god I am not american nor in america.”

    Last time I checked, Durham U was in England. Just because it’s embarrassing, nasty, or contains the word “semen” in its description does not mean the event necessarily has to be associated with America or Americans. I have taken the liberty to fix your statement and thereby save you from seeming like the utter idiot that you truly are:

    “how nasty it is! thanks god I am not [a limey] nor in [england].”

     
  42. PC, 21, February 2006, 18:41 |  

    As a limey actually at Durham University, I’m certainly not glad to be a girl - we have to use these gross showers too! The semen thing is actually a hoax though! :lol: