Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

38 comments:

1. Master Solace, 29, January 2006, 0:15 |  
   It’s better to be good than hit by a freakin’ bus.

   I feel sorry for Jesus getting by that bus, but it did stop the horrible images of him half naked walking down a public sidewalk. I’m sorry but it’s just not right.

    
2. Ben, 29, January 2006, 1:47 |  
   Its better to be good than to be roundhouse kicked by chuck norris!

    
3. Spud, 29, January 2006, 3:01 |  
   It’s better to be good than hit by a telephone book.

   

    
4. JFLY, 29, January 2006, 4:26 |  
   …..sorry….I’m still laughing….I have to watch that a sixth time…..LOL

    
5. JFLY, 29, January 2006, 4:27 |  
   oh, and it’s NOT better to be good…LMAO

    
6. mitch, 29, January 2006, 6:21 |  
   It’s better to be good than merely average. That is sooooo boooorinnng. Come on, Buffy, it’s time for muffins.

    
7. Nikki, 29, January 2006, 7:15 |  
   It’s better to be good than dead.

    
8. Steve, 29, January 2006, 8:33 |  
   It’s better to be good than to be Jesus, apparently.

   Some bus drivers have Jesus on their dash, this one has him on the grille!

    
9. Becky, 29, January 2006, 8:51 |  
   oh shit, laughing so hard again “tears still blocking my view”……very funny for a sunday morning!………I wonder where the loin cloth thingie ended up!……..keep up the good work!

    
10. buffy, 29, January 2006, 9:37 |  
    [Comment ID #20758 Will Be Quoted Here]
    r u refuring to me or the
    :undies:whose there with you.

     
11. Fran, 29, January 2006, 11:12 |  
    It’s better to be good than to be behind bars making new friends.

     
12. MandyLocke, 29, January 2006, 11:17 |  
    

    It;s better to be good than Paulie Shore.

     
13. starhealer, 29, January 2006, 13:21 |  
    it’s better to be good than dead… nope rether be dead than good my self

     
14. Minnie, 29, January 2006, 15:06 |  
    It’s better to be good than a susquatch’s food.

     
15. wildish, 29, January 2006, 15:37 |  
    it’s better to be good than so overly good that you get caught shoplifting cheese because you think your poor friends need the assistance of the Robin Hood of Cheese.

     
16. rust, 29, January 2006, 16:48 |  
    It’s better to be good than to be caught screwing two ex-girlfriends in the same day by the mother of your only son….

     
17. Spud, 29, January 2006, 17:18 |  
    It’s better to be good than to be rust…

    

     
18. Patrick, 29, January 2006, 17:43 |  
    WTF!!! Jesus getting creamed. That is wrong on so many levels, but funny as hell!

    Tis better to be good than to be-Paris Hilton. What a skeez! Expensive white trash!

     
19. prtyprincess7104, 29, January 2006, 17:55 |  
    It is better to be good than a rottweilers supper.. duh!

    But of course there are alot of thing that I could choose that are worse than being good so it’s all how you look at it

    But that is the purpose of this entry now isn’t it…

     
20. Gruntwilligar T. honkenoffski, 29, January 2006, 20:27 |  
    It is better to be good than to be a veterinarian who smokes while giving an anal probe to a flatulent elephant.

    Gruntie

     
21. |nsan|ty, 29, January 2006, 20:46 |  
    I bet that left a mark… Some people just need to stick with there day jobs, wouldnt it be fun to see Simon’s face if that made ‘IDOL’?

     
22. John K, 29, January 2006, 21:43 |  
    It is better to be good than be forgotten.

    It is better to be good than sitting there with your head up your ass.

     
23. Dennis Bookhart, 30, January 2006, 6:19 |  
    It’s okay to be good, but it’s much more fun to be really good!

     
24. dale, 30, January 2006, 8:39 |  
    It’s better to be good than to have sex with hot women other than your wife while eating roadkill.

     
25. Esther, 30, January 2006, 10:27 |  
    It’s better to be good than to be in a relationship with Dale.

    It’s better to be good than to be employed by the DMV.

     
26. Dawn, 30, January 2006, 13:16 |  
    Its better to be good than to be Jessica Simpson

     
27. jeffro, 30, January 2006, 13:19 |  
    it’s better to work at the DMV then stand in line at the DMV
    it’s better to burn out then to … run out of weed.

     
28. Master Solace, 30, January 2006, 14:51 |  
    :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: NOBODY HAS SAID THIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I will: It’s better to be good than to be a Republican!!!

     
29. Night Queen, 30, January 2006, 15:07 |  
    It is better to be good than to be:vindictive,unforgiving, holding grudges,and racist.

     
30. Colin, 30, January 2006, 15:43 |  
    It’s better to be rich.

     
31. Spud, 30, January 2006, 16:21 |  
    It’s better to burn out than to fade away…
    My my
    hey hey

    

     
32. Todd Bachi, 30, January 2006, 17:24 |  
    Better to be good than buried up to the nostrils in liquid strontium.

     
33. Jane, 30, January 2006, 21:52 |  
    It is better to be good than it is to be an American

     
34. cody, 31, January 2006, 8:42 |  
    It is better to be good than not to be good or pretty good, or not quite so good or as not quite good enough or little better than bad or bad enough or being pretty bad or being really bad and being badass or unholy maneating beastdemon from extra dimension of hell, who randomly abducts innocents for sacrifice and his dinner. “i’d eat people if it was legal” -rbf
    yeah. oranges are tasty.

     
35. jayray, 31, January 2006, 10:33 |  
    [Comment ID #20909 will be quoted here]

    I would much rather “do” rather than “be” Jessica

    And its better to be good than to be in a stratus that helped an escape onto its top!!

     
36. Jay Jay, 31, January 2006, 11:01 |  
    Its better to be Naughty than it is to be good :angel:

     
37. griz, 31, January 2006, 21:26 |  
    Bad…
    /well, someone had to say it.

     
38. liza, 31, January 2006, 23:46 |  
    :puke: uugh, jesus in a daiper :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: :limp: x 30 billion