Caption Time #92

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I knew eventually we would carry interracial sex a little too far!
HONK IF YOU”RE HORNY
Strange, but that horny guy kind of looks like Nixon.
Considering the fact that Nixon is dead right now, and knowing the kind of man he was…that actually could be Nixon.
As long as he doesn’t run for President in 2008…
The rarest of rare, the 2 headed devil twin coming soon to your nightmare!
The Satanic dude farted and is calling “safety”, the other dude has to touch a door knob so he doesn’t have to smell the fart. Thats what I have been told by teens.
Psssst, this is your conscience speaking, I want you to touch your nose if you can hear me…
The young Samuel Alito (left) seals the deal that will get him nominated to the Supreme Court many years later.
Been thinking of this insightful comment ….. but can only come up with: “that guy looks like Jack Nickolson” and “he doesn’t rock my goat”.
Forget the devil, look at the glare off the other guys head..
George W. Bush: The Early Days.
George Bush early days, present day and future!!
Spud made me laugh
Is there an angel on his other side who got cropped out of the picture?
I guess I shouldn’t bother patenting my “Leash Your Penis” invention…sigh
“Any time a Demon honks his nose, a loser thinks he’s cool.”
Satan: “Ok, Timmy, Satan says to touch your horn(um ear), gooood. Ok, now touch your nose…” Timmy: “YOU didn’t say Satan says!!!” Timmy is winning this round of “satan says”
Darryl de los muertos
Devil “I’m gonna shove this finger right up his ass and boy is he gonna be surprised”!
“mom, I told that my new boyfriend and I have a devilish good relattionship.”
Dude, I am sooooo high!
What did you say this was…K.B.?
Dude , this is some good shit
Man, I’m so high I can’t even feel my nose…
Jeremy’s Angel on his shoulder was found murdered by his Devil. Details at 11
Hey, looky-here. I got me a gen-u-ine Texas hood ornament… I think he’s from Pakistan.
Hey, man, I’m good to drive, I can pass the test and everything. Look I can touch my nose and still look cute while I’m doing it!
Why does my finger smell so- oh, right, Fernando.
[Comment ID #20412 Will Be Quoted Here]
LMFAO
Caption? … What’s that you say six hundred and sixty-six, but I don’t want to die a virgin. Ok, sorry, not a good caption. Let’s see… Tom Cruise plays the devil in part two of Legends : I’m Funking Angelina Jolie…. Bastard
Ok, but I think I need the leash more than a woman does. Actually, it would be better to put me locked room.
The devil went down on George
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
‘Cause he was way up his behind
And was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came upon this young man playing
with his penis and playin’ it hot
the devil jumped up on a hickory
stump and said,
“Boy let me show you what.”
Hopeless Victim: Are you sure it won’t hurt?
Satan: Ssssshhhh, You won’t feel a wang
The real George dubya without his makeup on!
It’s the horny devil
you’ll never guess where this nose has been
“Hmmmm…..could it beeeeee……SATAN?” SNL Church Lady
Bad part is, I know it’s nowhere near Halloween and it scares me.
Not too bad at all Steppenwolf, anymore lyrics? it has that air of a No:1 hit.
Sorry but I can’t comment until my lawsuit with Charlie Daniels is settled.
All together now:
He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil’s in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken’ out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
Steppenwolf -
I guess you didn’t know if but I’m a fiddle player too…
“I knew I should have listened to that dude on the other shoulder. Now it’s time for church and I’m stoned out of my mind…. huhuhuh… Mmmm is that peanut butter?”
fellow eskimo.. he he he lets rub noses im horny
Can you guess which one’s the bitch and which one’s the butch?
i think i met the guy on the left
right too.
[Comment ID #20430 Will Be Quoted Here]ok timmy satan says touch my
the impitant devil has found a new way to please