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24 January, 2006 Latest: April, Kami, |nsan|ty, Kalee, nick,

Parents or Penis?

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41 comments:

  1. Minnie, 24, January 2006, 1:23 |  

    What were they thinking?!

    How did this cover get approved? :o

    “Smart Products every mom needs” has suddenly taken a different meaning altogether.

     
  2. JFLY, 24, January 2006, 1:34 |  

    Thanks for reminding me to renew my subscription, Dave!

    I love how the “Feed A Picker Eater” sticker dots the “i”…….but honey or whipped cream should make it tempting enough. :wang:

     
  3. Esther, 24, January 2006, 1:51 |  

    “Protect Your Child From Scary Germs.”

    Indeed. :wtf:

     
  4. Dark_N_Evil, 24, January 2006, 1:53 |  

    ok do you think they are trying to say somthing here????
    if you add this.. :wang:.. with this… :undies:… you get this :limp:

     
  5. Dark_N_Evil, 24, January 2006, 1:55 |  

    mmmmm Penis….the thought thats running through that poor childs head

     
  6. Daniel, 24, January 2006, 1:55 |  

    Dave, I’m speechless. I don’t know how they did it. They turned Parents Magazine into PENIS……the porno for single mothers. Maybe that’s why she’s smile so big. :wang:

     
  7. Dark_N_Evil, 24, January 2006, 1:56 |  

    true reason why the baby is laughing is again the thoughts running through his head* how you going to breast feed me mom, you aint got no :boob: :boob:!*

     
  8. Spud, 24, January 2006, 2:26 |  

    Ha! good for a laugh in the lunch room, but I wonder whether the layout person is still working there?

    :wtf:

     
  9. Anna, 24, January 2006, 3:12 |  

    “Clip-and-save Babyproofing Guide” ??? How do you proofe babies?

     
  10. mitch, 24, January 2006, 6:16 |  

    Wait until our next issue: Cocks Digest.

     
  11. marcus, 24, January 2006, 6:27 |  

    Ok, I didn’t spew my coffee, but Pringles went everywhere. Ok, I guess that’s pretty gross, but after all it’s a magazine about parenting and I guess a penis is involved. :lol: :wtf:

    I am blind and deaf because I watched the video. Oh, God. Save us from Satan. :wtf: :wtf:

     
  12. Nikki, 24, January 2006, 6:51 |  

    Babyproofing: All the latest birth control options inside…

     
  13. cbatdux, 24, January 2006, 7:55 |  

    (Baby to Mother) Mama, what is that large rubber thing shoved up your butt? Is that one of the 54 things you bought at that store??? What is that noise you are making?/?

     
  14. Craig, 24, January 2006, 8:37 |  

    Tim Mcgraw will not be happy to see Faith Hill on the cover of PENIS magazine! :wtf:

     
  15. Patrick, 24, January 2006, 9:02 |  

    Doesn’t that imply they only feature male babies in their magazine? If it was little girl’s only wouldn’t they have to call it “Pudenda”?

    Craig, I think it looks more like Jenna Elfman, but that’s just me. He’s a little bit country, I’m a little bit rock ‘n roll!

     
  16. HE HE ME, 24, January 2006, 10:24 |  

    Must try to find that issue, It will become famous now thanks to you dave!
    Is your child ready to :Have his penis displayed in a magazine? :wang:

     
  17. Bjorn Freeh, 24, January 2006, 10:35 |  

    Found on the backseat of the pizza guy’s car… :wtf:

     
  18. betty, 24, January 2006, 12:11 |  

    LMAO@ JBORN FREECH !!!! :lol:

     
  19. jeffro, 24, January 2006, 12:35 |  

    Clipping and saving seems to be the ultimate way to babyproof. :limp: The Bobbit method of birth control

     
  20. cbatdux, 24, January 2006, 12:44 |  

    I once saw the same thing with “Camping Illustrated” where the “mping Illu” was blocked out by a pup tent….sounded painful…. :limp:

     
  21. cbatdux, 24, January 2006, 12:45 |  

    Can’t imagine what the pacifier looks like…. :wang:

     
  22. prtyprincess7104, 24, January 2006, 12:56 |  

    Now we know why it’s the #1 family magazine…

     
  23. MandyLocke, 24, January 2006, 13:13 |  
    MandyLocke

    it’s what’s for dinner! :wang:

     
  24. Bjorn Freeh, 24, January 2006, 13:27 |  

    Ooga-ooga-ooga caca. Ooga-ooga-ooga caca.

    It makes sense that anybody who can get 40 guys in tuxedos to do a moving circle-jerk on video would be popular in France.

    Ooga-ooga-ooga caca. Ooga-ooga-ooga caca.

     
  25. meckz | net » Somewhere a layout designer is in need of work (Pingback), 24, January 2006, 14:29 |  
     

    [...] Via Davezilla. [...]

     
  26. MrDoug, 24, January 2006, 14:33 |  

    As if the title was not enough the caption “Is your baby ready to….” Looks like the kid is about to get laid by mom, and look at that package on that guy!

     
  27. name (required), 24, January 2006, 14:54 |  

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp

     
  28. Beaner, 24, January 2006, 14:56 |  

    K, not quite gettin the whole penis thing (just looks like an arm to me), but I am concerned about the well-being of this mother. She looks as if she has been decapitated below the waist! I’ve heard that when not wearing your seatbelt properly this kind of thing can happen. :oops:She should read the article on the “safest family car”, although at this point il’ not sure it’ll help her any. :wtf:

     
  29. Nikki, 24, January 2006, 15:16 |  

    I just noticed the truncated baby head speared by the letter i.

     
  30. nessa, 24, January 2006, 16:02 |  

    :!: just when i let my subscription expire they make it more interesting….

     
  31. xavier, 24, January 2006, 16:58 |  

    stupid

     
  32. Beaner, 24, January 2006, 17:19 |  

    NO kiddin on the pic of the baby’s head! I will definately be getting my monsters er…babies vaccinated against whatever those germs are! Probably something from overseas :roll:

     
  33. Da Popster, 24, January 2006, 17:35 |  

    Duhhhhhhhh, who the hell proof reads stuff like that, Alfred E. Neuman ?

     
  34. MattLat, 24, January 2006, 20:19 |  

    the link of the day only confirms my previous suspicions:

    1) David Hasslehoff is all that is man
    2) Germans love him

    . :mrgreen:

     
  35. April, 24, January 2006, 21:26 |  

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    lol, I thought it was a faux cover when I saw all that white space.

     
  36. cbatdux, 24, January 2006, 21:58 |  

    Damn - I actually used to like that song. He killed it for me. Ooga Ooga…

     
  37. Bjorn Freeh, 24, January 2006, 22:18 |  

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    C’mon, April. How do you know that Snopes isn’t just a big urban legend? I mean, really, who guards the guards?

    :P

     
  38. Kami, 25, January 2006, 2:49 |  

    Yep. I’m pretty sure that’s what caused the demise of David Hasselhoff’s marriage. :P

     
  39. |nsan|ty, 25, January 2006, 21:01 |  

    Sorry, I was stuck on the dot for the ‘i’ stating *feed a picky eater* on the word penis…. whipped cream topped male body part flash backs…. :roll:

     
  40. Kalee, 26, January 2006, 20:18 |  

    i can see it now, ur in sex ed and ur teacher hands u this, “Now class look @ the cover and tell me what it means” “Thats rite :wang: plus :thong: equals a lil baby” :oops:

     
  41. nick, 28, January 2006, 19:03 |  

    [Comment ID #20048 Will Be Quoted Here]
    who signed on this