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“I caught Susan Powter with only a 20 lb. line, and you can too with my instructional video: Fishing for Large Mouth Ass.”
ha, ha mikeB - doubt if anyone can top this. i
so hard i forgot my own comment!
Are you sure that’s Susan Powter? It looks more like’ Cyndie Lauper, or… Boy George? LOL As far as the fish with the man, I think he could take some lessons from Susan!
What did the guy use for bait?
crap there goes my breakfast!
And they say people don’t look like their pets.
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be over there in my tent with my new girlfriend. What a mouth, uh? I’m going to put it to good use.
That’s the father of the guy with the cat and chicken, displaying the second course, or is that the entree, I dunno, it was a mighty big cat.
I bet that is a flicker pix Dave took during one of his “manly trips” researching for his calendar. How fun was that?
I couldn’t resist looking at the link and came up with this from the top of the page…
“Trailer Park Yoga is 70 minutes of fat burning, increasing lean muscle mass, activating cardio endurance and strength, activating your metabolic rate. You also get the bonus of a homecooked meal with Susan Powter.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that kinda defeat the purpose?
Although I wonder what she serves?
Grilled Bison steaks?
Moose?
Mimes?
Devil clowns?
…and I can’t help but wonder at “Trailer Park Yoga” the title intrigues me no end…
First off we have
The opening of the fridge door routine!
Open the dooooooor of the trailer!
Step down the stairs and backup again cardio exercise!
Followed by the gut busting sit down in the garden furniture routine!
okay I’m done, I’ve got that out of the system…
Spud,
You single keyboardedly made me forget my cheekey comment after viewing that loverly link. I hafta go back to bed now.
The fish also doubles as Susan’s evening bag.
“I filmed Trailer Park Yoga during a 7-month book tour for The Politics of Stupid. Trailer Park Yoga proves, with out a doubt, that the only thing a woman needs to get as lean, strong, and healthy as she wants is a bit of rubber (a mat) and a four-by-six foot space.”
Book tour for the Politics of Stupid? She must have been the author and the subject matter. And I can only assume that the book tour took her to trailer parks all over the country..?? I wonder if one of the exercises is “walking to the trailer next to you and banging the man of the “house” as an aerobic exercise?? Such an interesting picture that would make!!
For my next trick, I will be like the lion tamer at the zoo, and put my head in it’s ,mouth.
Yoki noodling and trailer park yoga…. great combo
Finally, Paris Hilton has got some competition! Look at that ….um….pie-hole!
Dude, this dude has man
:boob:
BASS TURNS TABLES ON LOCAL FISHERMAN
In an interview earlier today bass was overheard saying:
” I finally landed a BIG one. “
*BELCH*
Hey Verne! Verne! Check out ma new beer hugger! Hot Shit! Huh?
Hoi! Check out me new beer mug! Aint it greyut?
Look at the mouth on this sucker, i cannot wait 2 pull out my fat little pecker & stick it in that booger!!!
Tom how do you know what Paris Hiltons Pie Hole looks like, have you been that close
Wouldn’t surprise me if she smelt the same !!
Jazzy are we talking about the fish or the fat guy?
wow fish fatman
that is a new breed of fish it is called THE HAIR SUCKER notice he pulled it off his face before it was to late
He caught a fish in the same lake he bathes in, i didn’t know rednecks knew how to multitask