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Oh those wacky Japanese…
and um, miss a chance at what?
smelling your own farts?
bad breath?
what what what???
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WTF is that?
That is a whole lot of panties!
Could you imagine actually walking around with that on? Would you rather look like that or come a across someone with a little body odor?
Ok. I said a little. I know someone that I would wear that around, now that I think about it.
Cool! For only 840 Yen, you too can be a Cleopatra’s nose. And once you have Beautiful New Look of Nose, all your base are belong to us.
Well Spud, it does say deodorization in the upper left hand corner.
Next halloween I am so dressing as “a Cleopatra’s nose”!
All set to give plastic surgeons a run for their money. Who needs rhinoplasty, indeed.
Engrish love. School I go study. Be a Cleopatra’s nose. Good Good. Eat Cherios. Run Run.
My Japanese students have the wackiest t-shirts and gadgets. The English is so strange.
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So, you wouldn’t miss a chance at deodourising?
Gotta lurve engrish…
I’ve got this picture in my mind of this girl giving some guy a BJ …. ooooouch
The Salad-Tossin Necessity!
I am never going to Japan…
What’s with the link o’ the day?
Some preverts actually get off on cartoon :undies:?
also much handy when the shaving of moose
Got to hand it to ” Tokyu Hands ” they apparently do not have a clue,
but are still getting free advertising via this website.
What does Cleopatra have do do with anything.
I wouldn’t miss a chance dispensing this product where it belongs. In the trash.
Don’t bother “banging your heads together” trying to figure out this product.
We can all now “Lock Our Noses ” instead.
Maybe it’s a shaping tool, you know like those African tribes do when they stick those plates in their lower lips.
That’s how you get the “Cleopatra” look.
I don’t know, just fishing…
But, I don’t want to be a Cleopatra’s nose. I’d rather be the snake that bit her breast.
With this product, I’m hoping to get my nose to look like Michael Jackon’s nose without spending all that money on plastic surgery.
I don’t want to miss this chance.
even if I missed the “s”….do the Japanese have a product for preventing typos?
I’m not sure, but I think this might be one of the signs of the Final Days.
Wow that video made me…suicidal I think, but the music seemed so happy, or spastic, yeah that’s it spastic.
My how far technology has come in forty years. Back then I convinced my little sister to hold her own nose like that for fifteen minutes. When my mom saw her ‘bluenose’ she beat my sister’s butt for doing it and mine for talking her into it! And now you can buy a device to do it ‘hands free’. What a country!
But being a pervert, I saw this device and thought it would be WONDERFUL for breath play….no need to cover both nose and mouth now, when I can get something to hold the nose for me. (grin)
Japasneeze!
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I’ve always thought that the word “rhinoplasty” was funny…did you know that a rhino’s horn is made up of hair?
If that’s the case, there are so many elderly males that are working on their own horn…
I hope that’s not going to be me in 40 years…
yo people sell anything, cartoon porn, clothes pins for the nose but the funny thing is that people actually by it.
The Japanese must have the “fad gene.”
Can I just say that the panties were very disturbing
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That’s right, not missing a chance at deodorizing. Deodorizing meaning not being able to smell odors. Maybe the Japanese created Hooked on Grammar. Still don’t think it’ll work, though.
Nikki Quote this! | January 17, 2006 | 7:41 am
But, I don’t want to be a Cleopatra’s nose. I’d rather be the snake that bit her breast.
:wang:i totaly agree or the one that gor a little to cutious so now she has a tail hanging out of her cooch nah she could give me crabs like in scary movie 2
:dead:damn that would suck
:boob:
Did anyone notice the link beside the panties vid that said, “If you like this movie, see my website?” Even more disturbing than the movie itself. Are we absolutely sure the Japanese are not really aliens from another planet’s kindergarten class?
ok explain did cleopatras nose look like it was pinched with a close pin, and why would you want that look?
So those vending machines full of used underwear are finally getting out of hand.
WTF i dont wanna be Cleopatras nose, or anyone elses for that matter WTF WTF WTF
The Japanese must be gorgeous, walking around with clothespins on their noses and watching panty porn, What a wonderful world we live in.
And what exactly is the purpose behind the panty porn? Is it porn or a really fu*ked up cartoon?
Okay, that video is just weird and disturbing. Do things in Japan smell badly enough that people have to go around wearing that nose thing all the time? Yet another reason to stay the hell out of Japan.