Separated at birth?

Posted by Davezilla 14 January, 2006 Latest: JFLY, Chuck Norris, Bjorn Freeh, penis, Cherish,

Separated at birth

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29 comments:

  1. Duker, 14, January 2006, 0:45 |  

    What the pug, Dave? What did that cute puppie ever do to you to deserve such an insult, huh??

    I never realised how similar Chuck and I are.
    1) I once ate a 7.2 oz. steak in 10 minutes, 2 minutes of which I also had sex!!
    2) I also am hung like Chuck Norris!
    3) If Chuck is 1/8th Cherokee because he ate an Indian, then I must be a real cunt!! :undies: :P

     
  2. Duker, 14, January 2006, 0:50 |  

    Ladies, I was gonna say pussy, but no man can admit that!………Hope you understand…….BYE :kiss:

     
  3. Da Popster, 14, January 2006, 1:49 |  

    Too horrible to contemplate :x

     
  4. Spud, 14, January 2006, 4:09 |  

    Oh, um, I like Ernest, however the resemblance is uncanny…

    :wtf:

     
  5. Wendy, 14, January 2006, 4:38 |  

    Some of us age better than others… unfortunately… humans are a little left behind. :evil:

     
  6. mitch, 14, January 2006, 7:43 |  

    Seperated at Birth: George W. Bush and Forrest Gump. (I love these scathing political jabs I give out. Just love them).

     
  7. Duker, 14, January 2006, 7:43 |  

    Chuck Norris never gets older.

     
  8. Duker, 14, January 2006, 7:46 |  

    If Bush could spell Chuck Norris, he’d have him killed.

     
  9. underdog, 14, January 2006, 7:55 |  

    damn that taint funny ernest rules
    MR B. FOR PREZ :roll:

     
  10. Patrick, 14, January 2006, 8:22 |  

    Wow, one of them is a hairy little bastard with wrinkles all over the place, bulging eyes, and a terrible disposition. The other is a dog! :P

     
  11. Fran, 14, January 2006, 8:25 |  

    Very funny, Patrick. :lol:

     
  12. Nikki, 14, January 2006, 8:26 |  

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.

    and of course, my favorite:

    Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

     
  13. cbatdux, 14, January 2006, 8:50 |  

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero. That’s my favorite.

    Noone says “sock it to me” to Chuck Norris….twice.

    I’ve been round-house kicked by Chuck Norris and I can’t get up.

    Chuck Norris can believe he ate the whole thing.

    Mom always liked Chuck Norris best.

    Talk to the foot

     
  14. cbatdux, 14, January 2006, 8:56 |  

    Chuck Norris just saved alot on his insurance. Hell, he doesn’t need insurance. He is the insurance.

     
  15. underdog, 14, January 2006, 8:57 |  

    Never mind. I changed my mind,Tommy Chong for Our new Comander And Chief :P

     
  16. mitch, 14, January 2006, 10:45 |  

    I’d vote for Tommy Chong!!!! A pot in every chicken!!!!

     
  17. Colin, 14, January 2006, 12:09 |  

    How can someone be separated from himself? :-)

     
  18. chick, 14, January 2006, 12:23 |  

    wat? y wudu make fun of a pup?dont call him a :wang: {pup that is}

     
  19. chick, 14, January 2006, 12:24 |  

    :boob: :limp: :boob:

     
  20. person, 14, January 2006, 12:24 |  

    :undies: :limp:

     
  21. Fran, 14, January 2006, 13:16 |  

    Colin, it happened to me once. And to me, too. :roll:

     
  22. Spud, 14, January 2006, 18:20 |  

    [Comment ID #18489 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Have you never heard the old bombay saying “I am standing here beside myself…?”

    That might count as being seperated.

    As for the Chuck Norris link, that was hilarious…

    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

    :twisted:

     
  23. Legs, 14, January 2006, 19:26 |  

    I’ve never laughed harder than I had reading the Chuck Norris facts!!!
    That’s some funny shit! :lol:

     
  24. JFLY, 14, January 2006, 22:23 |  

    Another little known molecule:

    Chuknofukaroundanite…..Roundhouse kicks any element with a silly name and can turn DNA into A-1 Sauce (which explains the mentality of our Texan president and all those who voted for him). :P

    As for Ernest Borgnine…what’s not to love?

     
  25. JFLY, 15, January 2006, 0:28 |  

    LMAO Duker

     
  26. Chuck Norris, 16, January 2006, 11:34 |  

    Chuck Norris reads Davezilla.

     
  27. Bjorn Freeh, 16, January 2006, 11:36 |  

    Chuck Norris knows that not all pain is gain.

     
  28. penis, 16, January 2006, 19:42 |  

    How can you insult the poor animal like that?? :x

     
  29. Cherish, 17, January 2006, 22:24 |  

    Pugs are the worst invention of man EVAR! :puke: