So what’s in the box. No more than thirteen guesses, each.
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13 midgets
POOP!
Upon further review, it says “calico carry all bags”. First of all, that is a box, second, where the fuck are the air holes for that poor cat
Cat Poop!
Moosepants
A dog
Spiro T. Agnew’s head
The box contains the following items:-
1. Coloured wires
2. A battery
3. Relays
4. A circuit board
5. A clock
6. A detonator
7. C4
:boobs:
1. Underwear
2. Condoms
3. Apples
4. A blow-up doll
5. A bunch or bananas
6. Mr. Happy
7. Fruit cake
8. Plum pudding
9. Minced pie
10. Thatcher’s son
11. Pigs with wings
12. an elephant
13. Big pile of shit.
Hope I guessed correctly. Happy Boxing Day to all and all a good night.
Coal.
The box contains the shattered hopes and dreams of yet another year gone down the crapper. Probably needs to be a bit larger.
there’s another box in that box. And in that box is another box. and….
1) All the weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq
All the socks lost in my dryer
2) Abandoned cheeseheads
3) Vibrating tampons
4) A time capsule containing a Donna Summer 8 track, a Betamax, a Disco Ball, Scott Baio, and a Joe Pepitone rookie card.
5) The “Can you hear me now?” guy
6) The complete set of National Lampoon magazine
7) Mini Me
1. Rocks
2. An annoying family member you are shipping out of country
JIMMY HOFFA!!!!:eek:
The DNA for the next whiny pop singer from Canada… or maybe just Dave’s DNA.
1. Dave
2. coffee beans
3. anthrax
4. my Christmas present (hoping it’s a case of
Guinness)
5. Bin Laden
6. Nessy
7. butterscotch pudding
8. a contortionist
9. foam peanuts (to go with the foamy Guinness)
10.chicken beaks
11.Hardrock, Coco, & Joe
12.navel lint
13.a male stripper
It’s that long lost marriage proposal from my boyfrind of 15 years.:twisted::wang::oops:
JFLY, you made my day! I didn’t know that anybody else remembered Hardrock, Coco, and Joe. I miss those claymation “music videos.” Remember Susie Snowflake?
As for what’s in the box, I personally vote with comment #13: Jimmy Hoffa. Who just might be partying big with Hardrock, Coco, & Joe.
Poo Poo del Toro
Tinamarie, they used to show that on “Bozo”. On X-mas they showed old clips of “Bozo” and “Hardrock, Coco, and Joe” too.
Bush’s empty promises:dead:
How about Bush’s brains? (Assuming the box is empty.) Wait..then it would contain the brains of all those who voted for him, too!:razz:
Strike that…it would be a much smaller box.
“Here comes Suzie Snowflake dressed in her snow white gown.
Tap Tap Tapping at your window pane to tell you she’s in town.
If you want to build a snowman, I’ll help you build one 1 2 3…”
for JFLY
George Bush doesn’t have any brains, so you couldn’t put them in a box.:lol:
there are no brains , also you might notice the box made out of all the trees they have cut down.now the wind whisles through there ears ecoing through the empty in there heads.
here let me go gas up my dewly pick’um up truck.
its not my truck, that was the guy down the street said that. it was a red one too . there’s another one. and another. Oh! No! aaac It a santa slay with Santa and his eight biggie Dewly’s a pullin him.
i think all the 12 days of christmas and my nuts!!!:limp::boobs::boobs:
it’s the head of Alfredo Garcia!
Santa’s thong.:thong: