Complete this sentence #28, One word comment
Longtime reader Dante’s idea: Good thing, too. I start a story and each one of you continues it. Here’s the catch: You can only add one word per comment. Got that? One word.
I knew I’d given grandmother my lover’s present when she opened the box and pulled out a huge ________.
Tags: Complete this sentence, Words.
I knew I’d given grandmother my lover’s present when she opened the box and pulled out a huge devil-clown.
I knew I’d given grandmother my lover’s present when she opened the box and pulled out a huge crackbaby
(It’s one word you silly geese! But since this is in parantheses it doesn’t count)
box
hmmmmmm…
Okay…I get it but I don’t think the others do. The story is supposed to continue ONE WORD at a time, right? Not a ONE WORD answer. So following the last comment by Dante:
of
(for hints, see the link of the day people…lol)
cheesy
flavoured
dildo.
However
she
didn’t
lick
her
fingers
until
chastised
luckily,
Santa
had
Smoked
crack
cockring
inside
his
pimp-wagon
while
masturbating:wang:
into
on
her.
Meanwhile,
When
grandpa
suicided
the
sloppily:-?
made
thong
There were three gifts actually:
anal-ease
strap-on:wang:
viagra
Prince
Albert
Kit
Run, grandpa, run!:-?
and viagra
purchased
riding
Have a bloody Christmas with usable tampon decorations. Is it your time of the month? Take apart that snowflake and use those tampons. If you want a red snowflake put it back together again. Caution may stink a little after a couple of days.
backwards
A nod to the link-Have a bloody Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gear
subservient
gnomes
spanking
hard
meese (plural of moose)
ran
for
office
Grandmother
head-cheese
tasted
like
funky
feline
moose-pants
so
grandma
decided
to
spank
midget.:wtf:
Scream:wtf:
like
bitch:wang:
(geeze, I missed my chance to be gross all day long… that’s what happens when you spend time with family)
sucking:hurl: