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If he keeps stroking it, that will be a rat of unusual size.
…rats…
:boobs:
You’ve got 10 minutes to get your finger out of my ass….:razz:
That headline had me worried for a moment, I read “Drunken Satans
run amok” now that would be bad!
Oh Darling, I can’t help but feel that our love is doomed to fail, for you are the noble son of a Tuscan countess and I shit behind the skirting boards.
“Sure wish I had the cash for a real gerbil…”
rat to man : Please don’t stick me up your ass; I am not a gerbil.:hurl:
Santas kick ass. Great story. Probably pissed off at listening to children whine and complain about what they want. Ofcourse, urinating children explains Santa pissing on your car.:lol:
“I’m not sure this is very sanitary, but i heard Richard Gere shoves gerbils up his ass… what could possibly go wrong with popping a new york city rat in mine?” “Say cheese little buddy!”
“Say hello to my little friend-my rectum! Actually, it’s not so little anymore. I’ve graduated gerbils. Next month-hamsters! OH BOY!!
lol @ Patrick
“Is that D-Con I smell?”
No humans were harmed in the making of this picture…
My sister has a pet rat. I named it rat, however it does have a name…I think. It is a friendly, nasty little beast that poops upon removing it from its digs.
yuck
Son of Willard..:oops:
Lung, that was extremely funny.
Phuking vermin, how I love thee, let me count the ways and don’t defecate on me no more.:dead:
As I looked deepingly into it’s beady black eyes I thought: how wrong can inter-species sex really be?
Patrick -
And after the hamsters, it’s on to guinea pigs, small dogs, and a ruminant to be named later. You’ve heard of the little old lady who swallowed the fly? Same idea.
Sean
Patrick - Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.
A student of the Ozzy Osbourne school for troubled youth contemplates his final examination.
From the bedspread to the diseased rat, I so look forward to this photo scrolling away tomorrow.
I could replace it with a clown photo, just for you, Nikki.
Don’t make me come up there.
You said come.
“C’mon, Ben! Give me a widdle kiss-kiss…”
Squeal!! CHOMP!
“FUCKING RAT! You DIE for that!”
* + s q u i s h + *
… You gonna eat that….(burp)….
….thirteen beers is not that much….merry christmas to me…..into my pants with you…you hairy little vermin….wow you use more teeth than my last date…
Hey, that’s the guy that drives the Dairy Queen Milk Truck! And that rat has SUCH small udders…..
“Hold still! I’ve almost got the pink ringworm out!”
“You can milk anything with nipples” :boobs:
ok, 1 little kiss and then its into my tighty whiteys you go!!:wtf:
Ben-circa 2005.Ben Jr. finds the rat his father befriended as a child-and falls in love with him. They buck convention and have the first inter-species marriage. Which, surprisingly, is accepted. Until they find out the rat is a male. Homosexual inter-species marriage is sooo wrong.:hurl:
the rat’s tail is even erect! Kids these days…they’ll f*** anything.
Paige..you’re funny. This group stays true to the sick humor we all love. Bravo!
lol @ Paige
Rats! Ewww… That’s totally disgusting, if you ask me.