1st Level Web Master Spells

Posted by Davezilla 18 December, 2005 Latest: charlie, Davezilla, Marcus, Sean Peters, rust,

Protection against Comic Sans: Protects beginning Web Designers from succumbing to the fetid odor of this most noxious font.

Dispel MIDI: Makes the spell caster immune to the dissonant shrieks of embedded MIDI soundtracks on personal homepages.

Detect Rainbow: Spell destroys rainbow divider bars. Temporarily dispels rainbow-colored text.

Mage Page: Magic spell to dispel popup ads and prevent javascript page takeovers.

Obscure Animation: Prevents animated GIFs of gay Spiderman from dancing more than one round.

Cursor Curse: Prevents the mouse from being followed by animated trails of stars, unicorns and flowers.

Vampiric Styles: Touch removes ghastly stylesheets that only work on Internet Explorer.

Protection from Phishing: Protects caster from bank fraud emails.

With help from the lovely Natalie

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13 comments:

  1. Dante, 18, December 2005, 0:16 |  

    I actually made a greasemonkey script for the MIDI problem. If anyone wants it email me (theboss3@gmail.com).

     
  2. b-dizzy, 18, December 2005, 1:30 |  

    Mewvie, gotta love the video of the calls of testimonials. :wtf:

    Mewvie… making tv cat zombies one house at a time! :dead:

     
  3. Daniel, 18, December 2005, 3:14 |  

    Non-Sense Recall: Protects the caster and/or surfer when they find a website about nothing of use and sends them to on that has something.

     
  4. Spud, 18, December 2005, 7:48 |  

    Cursor Curse: Prevents the mouse from being followed by animated trails of stars, unicorns and flowers.

    How much does this one cost?
    I’ll take two thanks.

    :idea:

     
  5. Nikki, 18, December 2005, 7:49 |  

    I bid $99.99 on the Protection spell against Comic Sans.

     
  6. jules, 18, December 2005, 12:14 |  

    Protection Against Online Stalkers: They start out as nice men and turn into panty-sniffing trolls. Spell turns their penises into gherkin pickles. (not much of a change) :twisted:

     
  7. Mandy, 18, December 2005, 17:17 |  

    Dave, please don’t shatter my illusion of you by admitting you play RPGs.

     
  8. MrDoug, 18, December 2005, 17:36 |  

    Java Booster +25 to Code:

    Boots Mad Java coding skills by 25 points

    Flash FLASH:

    Temporarly allows you to complete the code for that really cool flash anamation of the wizard and the dwarf you have been woring on for the past three weeks. :geek:

     
  9. charlie, 18, December 2005, 20:28 |  

    SPAM HAMMER - Does just what it sounds like it should do.

     
  10. Davezilla, 18, December 2005, 22:13 |  

    Rest assured, neither I nor Natalie are D&D :geek:s, Mandy. We’re the same snarky-mouthed pervs we’ve always been. :twisted:

     
  11. Marcus, 19, December 2005, 6:41 |  

    Level Five User Spells (Chaotic Evil alignment required)

    Name : Crash em (not real name)

    Description : allows caster rash friends’ or enemies’ computer. (real program)

    Name : Unlock (not real name)

    Description : brute force password hacking. Takes a few hours if you have a good username password list and a couple days if it is shitty.
    (also a real program)

     
  12. Sean Peters, 19, December 2005, 13:12 |  

    MrDoug:

    the dwarf you have been woring on for the past three weeks

    So what’s the going rate for dwarves?
    :wang::wang::wang::wang:

    You win the 4 :wang: award for long endurance…

    Sean

     
  13. rust, 19, December 2005, 20:33 |  

    Hocus Pocus, William Gates!
    Open Opera, http://192.168 !
    Put a Dot, then One, then Eight!
    I need to know slash states!