Caption Time #83
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But Dave……. that’s a clown! :hurl:
After I pray to the clown god, I prey on your children
Can I please play with your kids? Pretty Please? (Clowns are Evil :evil:)
Eat more burgers. Namaste. :hurl:
:twisted:Michael Jackson’s new job(skin’s right, but he need to color his hair red).:twisted:
I can’t decide what’s worse. Ronald looking like he’s about to give somebody “a good once over”
or the pig that’s only a head and legs from the link provided.:razz:
Oh. The caption part.
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. There’s a nugget in it for you. In my pocket.:grin:
“Please, petty please, come inside & eat.”
:hurl:
“Let me show you why we call it a “Happy Meal”…
Yes my son, I’m going to teach you the way of the burger…
(am I the only one who thinks his body looks like a sack of potatoes?)
Namaste! Welcome to the first McDonalds of India-please enjoy the sacred cow…
“Please take me with you, they have kept me here for what seems like enough time to sell billions and billions of burgers. The food in here is gross, and 95% of the time we mess up your order, or we make you pull your car up to the yellow line and wait forever. Please i’m begging you, get me outta here, take me to taco bell. They got rid of that stupid dog years ago, they need someone to sling tacos. I LOVE tacos! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
A pox on you, Sir.
That’s another picture from Thailand. He is greeting you with a “wai” which usually involes bowing the head and saying “Sawat dee krup” which sort of means “Peace be with you.” It’s how Thais say “Hello.” It’s better than shaking hands with flu infected idiots who don’t want to stay and how and don’t know the meaning of the word “tissue”. We also have KFC and a statue of the Colonel Sanders. He is also doing the same thing as Ronald.
Loved the Hippo noodles.
“So, how’s the arteriosclerosis coming along?”
“Wanna see my supersize?”
In yet another attempt to appeal to a larger audience, the “Come Pray With Ronald McDonald/Say Grace Before You Bite Into That Vague Meat Product Or Else You Will Go To Hell” program was released today by McDonalds corporation.
A spokesman for the McDonald’s Corporation had this to say: “What the hey, right? It appeals to those hippy yoga-loving bastards and the religious right! Two birds with one stone!”
“Could I pleeease have some noodles?”
ALIENS HAVE LANDED! They’ve taken over Ronald McDonald, and Mr. StayPuft is next!!
Although public prayer has been removed from schools, McDonald’s has introduced the new “Praying Ronald” statue to encourage saying grace for whatever it is we are about to receive. Even the prepackaged,frozen hotcakes they nuke and serve “hot off the griddle.”:roll:
New flycatcher models installed at all McDonald’s restaurants, as pictured above, will reduced insect particles in your Big Macs to only 215 ppm.
I like the modern link you had last year to the modern McDonalds…I think they were from France. Ron is too creepy.
This is the new image concept designed by the PR team of Pope Benedict XVI due to the fact that his current face seems to scare children.
I used to be a priest and I just LOVE seeing children at play…
:hurl::hurl::hurl::hurl::hurl:
Welcome would you like Udon Hippo noodles with that soy burger?
I also see that his hands are held high as a sign that he is a friend and you are aquainted with each other.
Most-Honorable Scary Plastic Clown Welcomes You.
“Bless us, oh Lord for these McGifts which we are about to receive through thy McBounty through Christ, our Lord- Amen.”
We are praying for Mayor McMac, who is having bypass surgery and for the McBurgler, who is in rehab.
As soon as the other clowns show up: Shakes, Jaco, Pappy and Bozo we are going to McParty this McPlayplace down
would you like a happy ending to your happy meal:grin:
:idea:So this is what Jesus really looks like! Who knew?
maybe he is sick of children playing on his shit and wants them to get off of it and leave it:wang: alone:wang::evil::evil::evil:
:!::!::!:I think McDonald’s finally realized that a lot of kids are scared of clown(that means ALL CLOWNS). So what did they do to the one and only Ronald McDonald? They made him a born-again Christian! First he was just a clown, now he’s a born-again clown. The only thing scarier than that is a clown jehovah’s witness.:twisted::twisted::twisted:
Cannonball!