Marilyn Manson’s Grandmother

Marilyn Manson's GrandmotherToday, I saw this. She had apparently just made a stop in Noir Leather (local S&M boutique) for a miniskirt and some knee-high leather fuckme boots. This would normally be kind of hot except that she was well over 50 and had doughy jowls that hung like turkey wattles.

The 80s padded shoulders, topped with a goose-down vest just sort of made the entire thing … well, laughable. If Carson Kressley had seen her, he would have imploded instantly.

My guess is she’s either going through a mid-life crisis (yes, women can get them, too), or is actually Marilyn Manson’s Grandmother.

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19 comments:

  1. Amanda B., 27, November 2005, 6:26 |  

    She reminds me of my X’s mother!!! :hurl:

     
  2. mitch, 27, November 2005, 7:07 |  

    Magdalene could not understand why business on the street corner had dropped off. :limp:

     
  3. Spud, 27, November 2005, 7:49 |  

    She sounds hawt…

    :thong:

     
  4. Mandy, 27, November 2005, 9:08 |  

    And then you got her number Zilla, right? :razz:

     
  5. cody, 27, November 2005, 11:27 |  

    way gross. eww…

     
  6. Julie, 27, November 2005, 11:29 |  

    I like your cartoons better in B&W. They seem to lose something with color. Maybe it’s just me.

     
  7. Paige, 27, November 2005, 11:40 |  

    Britney Spears in 20 years:hurl:

     
  8. mikeB, 27, November 2005, 12:15 |  

    Britney? No no. Clearly that’s the future Ms. Avril Lavigne, she’s punk you know.

     
  9. quaz7829, 27, November 2005, 13:27 |  

    that was marylin mansons grandfather:hurl:.

     
  10. Buffy, 27, November 2005, 21:33 |  

    sorry to disapoint you but Avril Lavigne was punk, and went pop:hurl:i liked her style as punk hate it as pop but her music is still good unlike most who change styles of music.

    and i think your right dave she’s either going through mid-life crisis or she’s Marilyn Manson’s grandmother!

     
  11. Mandy, 27, November 2005, 23:56 |  

    Just watched that video. OMG too funny!! :wang::wang::wang:

     
  12. Tami Jo, 28, November 2005, 7:54 |  

    Did you find out where she got that white vest?

     
  13. Esther, 28, November 2005, 13:23 |  

    Love the color, Dave.:undies:

     
  14. tawana, 28, November 2005, 20:04 |  

    looks line joan rivers in a couple of years, still trying to be hip & young! :hurl:

     
  15. Nikki, 29, November 2005, 8:10 |  

    I think Joan Rivers’ face will be end up being pulled back so far, she’ll die looking like Lord Voldemort.

     
  16. Coley, 29, November 2005, 9:41 |  

    The similarities are frightening…

    :hurl::dead:

     
  17. mikey, 29, November 2005, 15:39 |  

    :wtf:now thats funny

     
  18. Lace Valentine, 29, November 2005, 20:34 |  

    Love your drawings, Dave. Hope they stay a regular feature.

     
  19. sir-robin, 29, November 2005, 23:19 |  

    :mrgreen: :wtf: :twisted: Hey ! that was MY Grandma !