Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

22 comments:

1. Sir Osiss, 19, November 2005, 0:40 |  
   I code too, please turn up the heat. I hab had a code in my node for 2 days and am running out ob kleenex!

    
2. Dante, 19, November 2005, 2:23 |  
   function request($action, $object) {
   return ‘Will ‘+$object+’$action+’ me?’;
   }

   request(’fuck’, ‘me’);

    
3. Nikki, 19, November 2005, 7:11 |  
   Access Denied.

    
4. Sir Osiss, 19, November 2005, 8:46 |  
   :limp::mad:

    
5. jules, 19, November 2005, 14:00 |  
   :limp::limp::limp::limp::limp:

    
6. Davezilla, 19, November 2005, 14:06 |  
   I HURL :hurl:

    
7. Nina, 19, November 2005, 15:23 |  
   Did I miss something here? I must not be computer literate enough! Please someone clue me in!

    
8. Spud, 19, November 2005, 18:45 |  
   Another series perhaps?

   

    
9. rust, 19, November 2005, 20:20 |  
   I CODE
   I SUCK
   I BLOW
   I USE MY LEFT HAND WHILE TYPING

   :hurl:

    
10. tinamarie, 20, November 2005, 2:32 |  
    I TinaMarie.
    Nice to meet you, Code.

     
11. Marcus, 20, November 2005, 6:38 |  
    011010100100010101001010101111101010
    And that is the :razz:.

     
12. Da Popster, 20, November 2005, 8:42 |  
    Code THIS you twit !!!:twisted:

     
13. Natasha, 20, November 2005, 11:04 |  
    Scramble:

    I Code = Do Ice

     
14. Spud, 20, November 2005, 15:35 |  
    COED I

    CEO ID

    ECO ID

    CO DIE

    

     
15. CroneWynd, 21, November 2005, 0:52 |  
    Um, there’s a couple of problems with this code, Dante:

    function request($action, $object) {
    return ‘Will ‘+$object+’$action+’ me?’;
    }

    request(’fuck’, ‘me’)

    You have object plus action “fuck” + “me”, and then you add “me?”… so, this will return:

    Will me fuck me?

    so… you are into autoeroticism?

     
16. misskitty, 21, November 2005, 12:09 |  
    :roll:Uh I have nothing!

     
17. cody, 21, November 2005, 13:55 |  
    my name is cody. i code.

     
18. Natasha, 21, November 2005, 21:31 |  
    Hey Spud, just in case you are my brother, and I did not know that you also visit this blog, is your real alias “PsychoSpud”?

    I so hope it is you - it would be hilarious if that was really you.

    However, if it is not you (PsychoSpud), and you are some other generic Spud, I’m sure you are a perfectly nice person.

     
19. Elizabeth, 21, November 2005, 22:00 |  
    #include
    #include

    using namespace std;

    int repetitions=5;

    void request(bool &slapped, string object, string action, bool &accepted)
    {
    string answer;
    slapped=false;
    cout< <"will "< cin>>answer;

    if(answer==”yes”)
    {accepted=true;}
    else
    {
    if(repetitions>0) /*The woman’s patience will wear out eventually!*/
    {repetitions–;}
    else
    {slapped=true;}
    }
    }

    int main()
    {
    bool slapped=false, accepted=false;
    int standing=50; /*is this too generous a limit? I’m not sure how much abuse an average male can take…*/

    while(standing)
    {
    request(slapped, “you”, “fuck”, accepted);
    if(accepted)
    {break;}
    if(slapped)
    {standing–;}
    }
    if(standing)
    {cout< <"Whoopeee! \n";}
    else
    {cout<<"ow ow ow ow ow... \n";}

    return(0);
    }

     
20. Elizabeth, 21, November 2005, 22:11 |  
    Let’s try that again…

    #include
    #include
    using namespace std;

    int repetitions=5;

    void request(bool &slapped, string object, string action, bool &accepted)
    {
    string answer;
    slapped=false;
    cout< <"will "< cin>>answer;
    if(answer==”yes”)
        {accepted=true;}
    else
        {
        if(repetitions>0) /*The woman’s patience will wear out eventually!*/
            {repetitions–;}
        else
            {slapped=true;}
        }
    }

    int main()
    {
    bool slapped=false, accepted=false;
    int standing=50; /*is this too generous a limit? I’m not sure how much abuse an average male can take…*/

    while(standing)
        {
        request(slapped, “you”, “fuck”, accepted);
        if(accepted)
            {break;}
        if(slapped)
            {standing–;}
        }
    if(standing)
        {cout< <"Whoopeee!"< else
        {cout<<"ow ow ow ow ow..."< return(0);
    }

     
21. Elizabeth, 21, November 2005, 22:12 |  
    Argh. I fail :’(
    *wanders off to drown her sorrows in a mug of grog*

     
22. Davezilla, 21, November 2005, 22:54 |  
    Ah Elizabeth, non-breaking spaces have to end in a semi-colon. I fixed it for you.