Complete this sentence #27

Longtime reader Dante sent in an excellent idea: Good thing, too. I was too busy to come up with a post! Here’s the idea:

I start a story and each one of you continues it.
Here’s the catch: You can only add one word per comment.

Got that? One word. Lurkers? You help out, too. Use a fake name and email. Here goes.

I knew I shouldn’t have brought my ________

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182 comments:

  1. Spud, 17, November 2005, 0:15 |  
    Spud

    moosepants

     
  2. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 0:18 |  
    Mandy

    home

     
  3. Gerhard, 17, November 2005, 0:19 |  

    after

     
  4. notsnot, 17, November 2005, 0:20 |  

    puckering

     
  5. Fran, 17, November 2005, 0:21 |  
    Fran

    my

     
  6. Dante, 17, November 2005, 0:25 |  

    cranium

     
  7. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 0:27 |  
    Mandy

    and

     
  8. Woozle, 17, November 2005, 0:29 |  

    licking

     
  9. Dante, 17, November 2005, 0:37 |  

    uptown

     
  10. Cherish, 17, November 2005, 0:46 |  

    hoochie

     
  11. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 0:46 |  
    Mandy

    which

     
  12. kaity, 17, November 2005, 0:47 |  

    girls

     
  13. Dan, 17, November 2005, 0:50 |  

    Had

     
  14. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 0:54 |  
    Minnie

    exacerbated

     
  15. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 1:05 |  
    Mandy

    :wang:

     
  16. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 1:08 |  
    Minnie

    (To continue with Mandy’s comment):

    [Dick] said…

     
  17. Spud, 17, November 2005, 1:33 |  
    Spud

    why

     
  18. Sir Osiss, 17, November 2005, 1:53 |  

    masterbate

     
  19. Sir Osiss, 17, November 2005, 1:54 |  

    masturbate ($#@!!)

     
  20. Karan, 17, November 2005, 2:48 |  

    to

     
  21. Anna, 17, November 2005, 3:01 |  
    Anna

    loud

     
  22. Esther, 17, November 2005, 3:09 |  
    Esther

    music

     
  23. Spud, 17, November 2005, 3:29 |  
    Spud

    when

     
  24. Esther, 17, November 2005, 3:30 |  
    Esther

    you

     
  25. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 3:36 |  
    Minnie

    fart

     
  26. Spud, 17, November 2005, 3:37 |  
    Spud

    could

     
  27. Marcus, 17, November 2005, 3:49 |  
    Marcus

    :hurl: mother

     
  28. mark, 17, November 2005, 4:06 |  

    sheepdog

     
  29. Spud, 17, November 2005, 5:05 |  
    Spud

    devil-clowns

     
  30. Tami Jo, 17, November 2005, 5:35 |  

    again

     
  31. frisko, 17, November 2005, 6:25 |  

    …..Suddenly….

     
  32. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 6:35 |  
    Nikki

    out

     
  33. Nicholle, 17, November 2005, 6:41 |  

    of

     
  34. Julie, 17, November 2005, 6:47 |  

    hibernation

     
  35. frisko, 17, November 2005, 7:06 |  

    lurks

     
  36. Gordon, 17, November 2005, 7:11 |  

    the

     
  37. Craig, 17, November 2005, 7:18 |  
    Craig

    Shadow

     
  38. notsnot, 17, November 2005, 7:25 |  

    , who

     
  39. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 7:30 |  
    Minnie

    dances

     
  40. Spud, 17, November 2005, 7:31 |  
    Spud

    with

     
  41. Julie, 17, November 2005, 7:33 |  

    penises,

     
  42. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 7:35 |  
    Mandy

    stripping

     
  43. wayne haskell, 17, November 2005, 7:44 |  

    fondling!

     
  44. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 7:44 |  
    Nikki

    “Oh!

     
  45. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 7:46 |  
    Mandy

    yum

     
  46. Spud, 17, November 2005, 7:55 |  
    Spud

    Oh!

     
  47. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 8:07 |  
    Nikki

    Ahoy,

     
  48. Craig, 17, November 2005, 8:08 |  
    Craig

    When

     
  49. mikeB, 17, November 2005, 8:14 |  
    mikeB

    suddenly,

     
  50. Naked @ Work, 17, November 2005, 8:27 |  

    my

     
  51. Anna, 17, November 2005, 8:32 |  
    Anna

    cheesegrater

     
  52. goober, 17, November 2005, 8:40 |  

    exploded

     
  53. KZoo, 17, November 2005, 8:55 |  

    violently

     
  54. Merth, 17, November 2005, 9:03 |  
    Merth

    killing

    :java:

     
  55. Cheap Date, 17, November 2005, 9:05 |  

    grandma

     
  56. cody, 17, November 2005, 9:07 |  

    pelicans

     
  57. mitch smith, 17, November 2005, 9:17 |  

    bird-flu

     
  58. Chris, 17, November 2005, 9:17 |  

    unicycle

     
  59. Lostone, 17, November 2005, 9:24 |  

    :mad: Guns

     
  60. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:26 |  
    Minnie

    “Voila!”

     
  61. Wendy, 17, November 2005, 9:26 |  

    panties!:wang:

     
  62. Bad Bitch, 17, November 2005, 9:39 |  

    dildo

     
  63. Sir Osiss, 17, November 2005, 9:39 |  

    dingleberries

     
  64. rust, 17, November 2005, 9:45 |  
    rust

    (I’m lost)

     
  65. Tim, 17, November 2005, 9:46 |  

    hang

     
  66. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:48 |  
    Minnie

    on.

     
  67. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:51 |  
    Minnie

    Where

     
  68. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:52 |  
    Minnie

    are

     
  69. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:54 |  
    Minnie

    the

     
  70. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 9:55 |  
    Minnie

    moosepants?? :grin:

     
  71. Mission, 17, November 2005, 10:02 |  

    Shouted

     
  72. Lane, 17, November 2005, 10:13 |  

    Akimbo

     
  73. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 10:15 |  
    Minnie

    lugubriously,

     
  74. evilqueen, 17, November 2005, 10:22 |  

    I’ve

     
  75. KZoo, 17, November 2005, 10:28 |  

    never

     
  76. evilqueen, 17, November 2005, 10:30 |  

    had

     
  77. Sean Peters, 17, November 2005, 10:32 |  

    more

     
  78. Gerhard, 17, November 2005, 10:34 |  

    than

     
  79. Tim, 17, November 2005, 10:37 |  

    fifty

     
  80. Nina, 17, November 2005, 10:41 |  

    Women

     
  81. john, 17, November 2005, 11:03 |  

    panties:undies:

     
  82. kojo, 17, November 2005, 11:12 |  

    in :undies:

     
  83. Mikel, 17, November 2005, 11:14 |  

    on

     
  84. AMANDA B., 17, November 2005, 11:19 |  

    my

     
  85. jen, 17, November 2005, 11:25 |  

    agenda

     
  86. MIKE, 17, November 2005, 11:33 |  

    AT

     
  87. Katie, 17, November 2005, 11:45 |  

    once.

     
  88. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 11:50 |  
    Nikki

    However,

     
  89. Hack, 17, November 2005, 11:59 |  

    bananas

     
  90. gman, 17, November 2005, 12:10 |  

    sheeppoker

     
  91. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 12:11 |  
    Minnie

    are

     
  92. Mikel, 17, November 2005, 12:31 |  

    more

     
  93. logan, 17, November 2005, 12:38 |  

    :boobs::boobs:eddible

     
  94. logan, 17, November 2005, 12:41 |  

    :thong:shlongs:wang:

     
  95. Fran, 17, November 2005, 12:41 |  
    Fran

    Suddenly,

     
  96. Valette, 17, November 2005, 12:47 |  

    my

     
  97. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 12:50 |  
    Nikki

    left

     
  98. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 12:50 |  
    Mandy

    tampon

     
  99. Jess, 17, November 2005, 12:58 |  

    exploded

     
  100. Jeff, 17, November 2005, 13:23 |  

    colorfully

     
  101. Sir Osiss, 17, November 2005, 13:33 |  

    into

     
  102. Esther, 17, November 2005, 13:34 |  
    Esther

    and

     
  103. Esther, 17, November 2005, 13:39 |  
    Esther

    sprayed

     
  104. jen, 17, November 2005, 13:44 |  

    his

     
  105. dawn, 17, November 2005, 13:55 |  

    gonads

     
  106. Amaruq, 17, November 2005, 14:30 |  

    pink :twisted:

     
  107. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 14:48 |  
    Minnie

    :hurl: (Okay, sorry… that part about spraying his gonads pink with an exploded tampon made me wretch)

     
  108. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 14:53 |  
    Nikki

    “Eew!”

     
  109. tad_tad, 17, November 2005, 14:54 |  

    :roll: My attempt to put the story together. (Punctuation added)

    I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated. Dick said “Why masturbate to loud music when you fart? Could mother…Sheepdog! Devil-clowns again!” Suddenly…out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping, fondling! “Oh! Yum! Oh, Ahoy! When suddenly my cheesegrater exploded violently, killing grandma pelicans. “Bird-flu unicycle guns?” “Viola!” “Panties! Dildo dingleberries!” “I’m lost.” “Hang on. Where are the moosepants?” shouted Akimbo lugubriously, “I’ve never had more than 50 women panties in on my agenda at once. However, bananas sheeppoker are more edible schlongs.” Suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.

     
  110. Amaruq, 17, November 2005, 14:57 |  

    That part doesn’t bother me a bit, then again, it was just a few hours ago I punched my friend in the gut and he barfed blood all over me while i was eating :wtf: and we just carried on like nohting happened…

     
  111. mikey, 17, November 2005, 15:30 |  

    :dead:

     
  112. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 16:05 |  
    Nikki

    Broken

     
  113. Spud, 17, November 2005, 16:10 |  
    Spud

    hearted

     
  114. rust, 17, November 2005, 16:14 |  
    rust

    but

     
  115. Amaruq, 17, November 2005, 16:14 |  

    women

     
  116. AMANDA B., 17, November 2005, 16:29 |  

    are

     
  117. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 16:43 |  
    Nikki

    experienced

     
  118. tinamarie, 17, November 2005, 16:53 |  

    fully :cool:

     
  119. Spud, 17, November 2005, 17:05 |  
    Spud

    in

     
  120. Santana, 17, November 2005, 17:24 |  

    :wang:punching

     
  121. Dante, 17, November 2005, 17:27 |  

    moonbats

     
  122. dougieace, 17, November 2005, 17:37 |  

    and

     
  123. Cherish, 17, November 2005, 17:39 |  

    across

     
  124. dougieace, 17, November 2005, 17:40 |  

    monkeys

     
  125. Spud, 17, November 2005, 17:56 |  
    Spud

    So far we have …

    I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated.

    [Dick] said… why masturbate ($#@!!) to loud music when you fart, could mother sheepdog devil-clowns again?

    Suddenly…. out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping fondling! “Oh! yum Oh! Ahoy, when suddenly, my cheesegrater exploded violently killing grandma pelicans bird-flu unicycle guns.

    “Voila!” panties! Dildo dingleberries hang on, where are the moosepants?? shouted Akimbo lugubriously, I’ve never had more than fifty women panties in on my agenda at once.

    However, bananas sheeppoker are more eddible shlongs, suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.

    “Eew!” Broken hearted but women are experienced fully in punching moonbats and across monkeys

     
  126. Nina, 17, November 2005, 18:06 |  

    faces

     
  127. jules, 17, November 2005, 18:12 |  

    ,say what ?

     
  128. Natasha, 17, November 2005, 18:28 |  

    “Feces”,

     
  129. Nina, 17, November 2005, 18:35 |  

    FACE’s

     
  130. Nina, 17, November 2005, 18:36 |  

    Men

     
  131. Nina, 17, November 2005, 18:38 |  

    can

     
  132. Tanya, 17, November 2005, 18:50 |  

    Dance:lol:

     
  133. Jess, 17, November 2005, 18:51 |  

    backwards

     
  134. Kenn, 17, November 2005, 19:00 |  

    until

     
  135. Vicus Scurra, 17, November 2005, 19:07 |  

    synchronistically

     
  136. Santana, 17, November 2005, 19:09 |  

    Monkey’s fly

     
  137. tawana, 17, November 2005, 19:24 |  

    baby daddy back to my place:???:

     
  138. Cbatdux, 17, November 2005, 19:30 |  
    Cbatdux

    meanwhile back at the ranch….

     
  139. Nikki, 17, November 2005, 19:33 |  
    Nikki

    SLAP!

     
  140. Amaruq, 17, November 2005, 19:35 |  

    DAMN!

     
  141. Spud, 17, November 2005, 19:47 |  
    Spud

    alacazam!

     
  142. Dante, 17, November 2005, 20:29 |  

    Don’t-touch-my-spam!

     
  143. Katy, 17, November 2005, 21:06 |  

    “WTF??!!!”

     
  144. Jess, 17, November 2005, 21:23 |  

    eat

     
  145. Amaruq, 17, November 2005, 21:26 |  

    my

     
  146. Spud, 17, November 2005, 21:43 |  
    Spud

    :thong:

     
  147. Nina, 17, November 2005, 22:00 |  

    you

     
  148. Nina, 17, November 2005, 22:01 |  

    dirty

     
  149. Ankalon, 17, November 2005, 22:16 |  

    clown-whore.

     
  150. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 22:24 |  
    Mandy

    Millions

     
  151. Gordon, 17, November 2005, 22:32 |  

    try :limp:

     
  152. Gordon, 17, November 2005, 22:33 |  

    to

     
  153. tres, 17, November 2005, 22:51 |  

    exceed

     
  154. CroneWynd, 17, November 2005, 22:57 |  
    CroneWynd

    expectations

     
  155. Esther, 17, November 2005, 23:07 |  
    Esther

    but

     
  156. Spud, 17, November 2005, 23:11 |  
    Spud

    few

     
  157. Mandy, 17, November 2005, 23:53 |  
    Mandy

    cum

     
  158. Minnie, 17, November 2005, 23:55 |  
    Minnie

    succeed.

     
  159. Christall, 18, November 2005, 0:00 |  

    Illegal

     
  160. Kismet, 18, November 2005, 0:41 |  
    Kismet

    eviscerations

     
  161. Natasha, 18, November 2005, 3:54 |  

    occurred

     
  162. Nina, 18, November 2005, 8:32 |  

    today.

     
  163. cody, 18, November 2005, 8:48 |  

    Helichoppers

     
  164. Merth, 18, November 2005, 8:58 |  
    Merth

    hovered

     
  165. Mandy, 18, November 2005, 9:10 |  
    Mandy

    naked

     
  166. MIKE, 18, November 2005, 9:40 |  

    Overhead

     
  167. me, 18, November 2005, 12:48 |  

    chocolate covered

     
  168. Kismet, 18, November 2005, 14:03 |  
    Kismet

    :boobs::boobs:

     
  169. me, 18, November 2005, 16:32 |  

    Bon Bons???

     
  170. operaticbacon, 18, November 2005, 18:35 |  

    Coagulated

     
  171. Conestogaman, 19, November 2005, 0:25 |  

    Mooseshit

     
  172. Fellow Eskimo, 19, November 2005, 1:17 |  

    tastes

     
  173. Dante, 19, November 2005, 3:16 |  

    like

     
  174. Birdie, 19, November 2005, 10:08 |  

    fudge.

     
  175. baby betty, 19, November 2005, 11:06 |  

    and

     
  176. baby betty, 19, November 2005, 11:07 |  

    corn.

     
  177. jules, 19, November 2005, 14:04 |  

    Hopefully,

     
  178. Spudtastic, 19, November 2005, 20:49 |  

    farting

     
  179. Fellow Eskimo, 19, November 2005, 21:02 |  

    isnt

     
  180. eh, 19, November 2005, 21:08 |  

    contagious

     
  181. bleh, 19, November 2005, 21:09 |  

    Motherfucker

     
  182. Marcus, 21, November 2005, 9:41 |  
    Marcus

    dreams