Complete this sentence #27
Longtime reader Dante sent in an excellent idea: Good thing, too. I was too busy to come up with a post! Here’s the idea:
Longtime reader Dante sent in an excellent idea: Good thing, too. I was too busy to come up with a post! Here’s the idea:
moosepants
home
after
puckering
my
cranium
and
licking
uptown
hoochie
which
girls
Had
exacerbated
(To continue with Mandy’s comment):
[Dick] said…
why
masterbate
masturbate ($#@!!)
to
loud
music
when
you
fart
could
sheepdog
devil-clowns
again
…..Suddenly….
out
of
hibernation
lurks
the
Shadow
, who
dances
with
penises,
stripping
fondling!
“Oh!
yum
Oh!
Ahoy,
When
suddenly,
my
cheesegrater
exploded
violently
killing
grandma
pelicans
bird-flu
unicycle
:mad: Guns
“Voila!”
panties!:wang:
dildo
dingleberries
(I’m lost)
hang
on.
Where
are
the
moosepants??
Shouted
Akimbo
lugubriously,
I’ve
never
had
more
than
fifty
Women
panties:undies:
in
on
my
agenda
AT
once.
However,
bananas
sheeppoker
are
more
:boobs::boobs:eddible
:thong:shlongs:wang:
Suddenly,
my
left
tampon
exploded
colorfully
into
and
sprayed
his
gonads
pink
“Eew!”
I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated. Dick said “Why masturbate to loud music when you fart? Could mother…Sheepdog! Devil-clowns again!” Suddenly…out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping, fondling! “Oh! Yum! Oh, Ahoy! When suddenly my cheesegrater exploded violently, killing grandma pelicans. “Bird-flu unicycle guns?” “Viola!” “Panties! Dildo dingleberries!” “I’m lost.” “Hang on. Where are the moosepants?” shouted Akimbo lugubriously, “I’ve never had more than 50 women panties in on my agenda at once. However, bananas sheeppoker are more edible schlongs.” Suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.
That part doesn’t bother me a bit, then again, it was just a few hours ago I punched my friend in the gut and he barfed blood all over me while i was eating
and we just carried on like nohting happened…
Broken
hearted
but
women
are
experienced
fully
in
:wang:punching
moonbats
and
across
monkeys
I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated.
[Dick] said… why masturbate ($#@!!) to loud music when you fart, could mother sheepdog devil-clowns again?
Suddenly…. out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping fondling! “Oh! yum Oh! Ahoy, when suddenly, my cheesegrater exploded violently killing grandma pelicans bird-flu unicycle guns.
“Voila!” panties! Dildo dingleberries hang on, where are the moosepants?? shouted Akimbo lugubriously, I’ve never had more than fifty women panties in on my agenda at once.
However, bananas sheeppoker are more eddible shlongs, suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.
“Eew!” Broken hearted but women are experienced fully in punching moonbats and across monkeys
faces
,say what ?
“Feces”,
FACE’s
Men
can
Dance:lol:
backwards
until
synchronistically
Monkey’s fly
baby daddy back to my place:???:
meanwhile back at the ranch….
SLAP!
DAMN!
alacazam!
Don’t-touch-my-spam!
“WTF??!!!”
eat
my
you
dirty
clown-whore.
Millions
try
to
exceed
expectations
but
few
cum
succeed.
Illegal
eviscerations
occurred
today.
Helichoppers
hovered
naked
Overhead
chocolate covered
:boobs::boobs:
Bon Bons???
Coagulated
Mooseshit
tastes
like
fudge.
and
corn.
Hopefully,
farting
isnt
contagious
Motherfucker
dreams