Overheard: Laundromat Edition

Posted by Davezilla 16 November, 2005 Latest: Jake the Rake, mikeB, cody, Coley, jayray,

Neighbor: “Crappy weather, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, it sure as Hell is.”
Neighbor: “Stepped in every gaddampt puddle tanight.”
Me: “Oh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. Went to the Mervyn’s sale. They’re going outta business.”
Me: “I hadn’t heard.”
Neighbor: “Oh sure, and wouldn’t ya know it? They were closed.”
Me: “That’s a drag, eh?”
Neighbor: “Yeaaaaaah. I really needed a new bra. I only got two and this one’s fulla cigarette burns. See?”
Me: ” … “

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24 comments:

  1. Kismet, 16, November 2005, 0:15 |  

    Did it burn your eyes?

     
  2. Sir Osiss, 16, November 2005, 1:11 |  

    Good grief, I hope it wasn’t one of the Albanians!:hurl: Did you then go on to apply cigarette burns to your eyes?

     
  3. Esther, 16, November 2005, 2:28 |  

    I can just picture the expression on your face, Dave, it’s probably the same one I would have had.:wtf:

     
  4. Anna, 16, November 2005, 2:56 |  

    Well ofcourse it’s full of cigarette burns. Were else would you (e.g. me, the nicotine junkie) extinguish your cigarettes?
    The only thing is that you can get into trouble if you forget to wear a bra. Now that’s painful.:oops:

     
  5. Amanda B., 16, November 2005, 6:19 |  

    Better than cigarette burns in your :undies: …I guess…

     
  6. Mandy, 16, November 2005, 7:36 |  

    White trash?!? :boobs::limp:

     
  7. Spud, 16, November 2005, 7:40 |  

    um, sure thing, can I get back to you on that.

    :hurl:

     
  8. Nikki, 16, November 2005, 7:45 |  

    Free :boobs: it.

     
  9. rust, 16, November 2005, 8:51 |  

    you never said if he managed to get a new bra…

     
  10. Nina, 16, November 2005, 9:02 |  

    :hurl:
    Ahhh bad visuals! Need to go burn my eyes out now!

     
  11. Sir Osiss, 16, November 2005, 10:27 |  

    I think the new vomit icon is a winner, Dave.

     
  12. Mikel, 16, November 2005, 14:38 |  

    Dave did you hit it?

     
  13. Lori, 16, November 2005, 15:59 |  

    Maybe the neighborly thing to do is buy her a new bra and stuff it in her mailbox signed from Secret Santa :)

     
  14. ben, 16, November 2005, 18:08 |  

    :limp:

     
  15. chainstay, 16, November 2005, 18:19 |  

    Does this neighbor keep her boobs in
    an ash tray?

     
  16. misskitty, 16, November 2005, 18:37 |  

    was this neighbor a :boobs: :boobs: or a :wang:???? You never can tell these days!

     
  17. Marcus, 16, November 2005, 18:57 |  

    First, the link. Wouldn’t be able to that Ibelieve because it would burn off my flesh.

    Conversation at park

    Woman A: I’m feelin kinda dirdy taday
    Woman B: Have you douched?
    :hurl:

     
  18. mikey, 16, November 2005, 20:39 |  

    :roll: and whens the spewin coffee could we like get back to ha ha funny instead of jonzin for material.. :-?

     
  19. Tami Jo, 16, November 2005, 21:23 |  

    She needs one of these.

     
  20. Jake the Rake, 16, November 2005, 21:24 |  

    Sorry to drop in unannounced,:eek: it’s my first time…here?! Psychedelic, eclectic, and just a little esoteric :cool:! I’m into “ic” words today, I guess…

     
  21. mikeB, 17, November 2005, 8:22 |  

    Something tells me this chick was on COPS before :limp:

     
  22. cody, 17, November 2005, 9:10 |  

    no comment on this comment post

     
  23. Coley, 17, November 2005, 12:47 |  

    Maybe she could use one of these and then it could hold her cigarettes too. :grin:

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/bra-holder.html

     
  24. jayray, 18, November 2005, 19:19 |  

    mabey she just got excited with her cig, when she was telling the 11o’clock news what the tornado sounded like:razz: