Notes to Self, No. 5,801, Breakfast Edition

Posted by Davezilla 13 November, 2005 Latest: Spud, dougieace, frisko, girl, Christall,

When making oatmeal, the required steps are:

  1. Boil water
  2. Add dried oatmeal to bowl
  3. Add the water to the oatmeal before eating
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23 comments:

  1. Nikki, 13, November 2005, 10:02 |  

    Don’t feel bad. I put the orange juice in the cupboard yesterday morning.

     
  2. Minnie, 13, November 2005, 10:05 |  

    Ewwww.

    Pobrecito! :sad:

     
  3. Mandy, 13, November 2005, 10:06 |  

    Talk about Dry Mouth! :wtf:

     
  4. Marcus, 13, November 2005, 11:07 |  

    1. Boil Water
    2. add oatmeal to bowl
    3. Pour OJ in bowl
    4. Opps. that isn’t the water

    True story last of oatmeal. Considered eating it, but thought better

     
  5. Nina, 13, November 2005, 11:42 |  

    hehehe…old age setting in Dave? :razz:

    Don’t worry it happens to the best of us! :grin:

     
  6. Amanda B., 13, November 2005, 11:47 |  

    Don’t iron your clothes while wearing them.

    Don’t blow-dry your hair while in the shower.

    Don’t turn package upside-down…but the directions are on the bottom.

    :wtf:

     
  7. Amanda B., 13, November 2005, 11:50 |  

    Thanks for not posting any more of those Artists’ Models. Ick!!!
    Instructions: Close eyes, then paint.

     
  8. Davezilla, 13, November 2005, 12:11 |  

    Sorry, Amanda. Two more on the way, then it’s back to normal (If there is such a thing here).

     
  9. rust, 13, November 2005, 12:16 |  

    Well, now that you have finished your breakfast, you are ready to have that lunch-time delicacy: oatmeal breaded tongue. TASTY!

     
  10. rust, 13, November 2005, 12:20 |  

    Hey, I just had a thought! Dave, these would make a nasty colouring book!

     
  11. Paige, 13, November 2005, 12:45 |  

    How do you fix it with milk??????:boobs:

     
  12. twiZted, 13, November 2005, 13:14 |  

    Glad to see I’m not the only one yhat does that.

     
  13. Pappy, 13, November 2005, 13:35 |  

    Eh don’t feel bad. I once tried to make Easy Mac, and when I put it in the microwave, I didn’t realize I had forgotten to add water.
    Needless to say, there are now burn marks on the inside of our microwave and several memorable pictures of the black crater-like pile of macaroni. :grin:

     
  14. Esther, 13, November 2005, 13:52 |  

    Looks like you discovered the white trash way to lay down wallpaper.

     
  15. Sir Osiss, 13, November 2005, 14:51 |  

    Dang Esther, I thought you liked me!

    BTW, we use grits…sticks better, lasts longer.

     
  16. Ace, 13, November 2005, 15:00 |  

    OR you could put some oatmeal in you mouth and pour some water in your mouth and shake your head and get the whole oatmeal-in-the-making-experience!

     
  17. misskitty, 13, November 2005, 15:49 |  

    Hey I use my empty milk jugs to make tea in(after rinsing with almost boiling water) and grabbed it thinking i had grabbed the milk jug, Tea just dose’nt work well with honeycomb. :razz:

     
  18. Tami Jo, 13, November 2005, 20:33 |  

    Fruity Pebbles. I’m tellin’ ya.

     
  19. Spud, 13, November 2005, 23:03 |  

    If I was your Doc davidge, I’d be ordering some tests.

    This list of fo-pars keeps growing…

    :twisted:

     
  20. dougieace, 14, November 2005, 0:33 |  

    next time do the oatmeal before boiling the syringe

     
  21. frisko, 14, November 2005, 6:58 |  

    My sister used used hot tap water to make oats for the baby, the child used to cry if we ran out of oatmeal. The babies food often resembled wet horse food. Alice loved it anyway.

     
  22. girl, 14, November 2005, 9:46 |  

    or you can be a lazy ass like me and just pop it all in the microwave.

     
  23. Christall, 14, November 2005, 20:32 |  

    Hey, Congrats to Dave.. Now you can be a member of the breakfast club..

    now you must mess up lunch and dinner to become a FULL member.