Complete this sentence #26, Poetry Edition
I’ve never seen a purple ________.
and hope I never see one.
But with the ________ we’ve got today
there certainly must be one!
I’ve never seen a purple ________.
and hope I never see one.
But with the ________ we’ve got today
there certainly must be one!
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I’ve never seen a purple toupee. and hope I never see one. But with the dolts we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
I’ve never seen a purple tit, per-se. and hope I never see one. But with the skanks we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
I’ve never seen a purple chick lay. and hope I never see one. But with the porn we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
OK, I’m done.
Aha, but the original goes:
I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather see than be one.
(or did everybody know that already?)
Anna, I didn’t know that!
Rhyme schmyme:
I’ve never seen a purple nipple. and hope I never see one. But with the freaks we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
I’ve never seen a purple dick. and hope I never see one. But with the camel-toes we’ve got today there certainly must be one! :-?
I’ve seen a few purple :wang:s, Minnie. Depends how hard you grab them
I’ve never seen a purple ganerple*. and hope I never see one. But with the rotten chicken wings we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
*Ganerple is what my family calls the yuckie connective tissue in chicken wings
fix the post clock Zilla
I’ve never seen a purple president, and I hope I never see one, but with the idiot we’ve got today, the change would be a good one!
The original in the US is a tad different, Anna (as to be expected).
I’ve never seen a purple cow, and hope I never see one. But with the milk we get today, there certainly must be one.
Sorry, Dave, but it isn’t. It’s from this little book of funny rhymes (mid ’70’s)
I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done it all my life. They do taste kind of funny, but it keeps them on the knife.
As I was standing in the street, as quiet as can be. A great, big man came up to me and tied his horse to me.
etc. etc. etc.
Well, that sure tells the community that I’m over the hill :limp::limp:
Someday, the Dutch will have a sense of humor. That day is not yet here.
Uh, Davezilla is “over the hill” too, IIRC.
Ive never seen a purple dinosaur and I hope I never see one. But with all the merchandising we have today im sure there must be one:-?
I’ve never seen a purple Bush. and hope I never see one. But with the lying scumbags we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
sorry. basically got nothin’
We see that, Rust
I’ve NEVER seen a Honest Prez the biggest liar WAS Bubba But now my pappy proudly sez Only 2 more years of Dubya.
Sorry Rust… I got nothing either.
And here is the sequel to the original, also written by Gellett Burgess, the author of The Purple Cow:
Ah, yes, I wrote “The Purple Cow.” I’m sorry now I wrote it. But I can tell you anyhow I’ll kill you if you quote it.
I’ve never seen a purple dick. and hope I never see one. But with the tight pussy we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
There, it has been said and done. And I am ashamed it was me that said it.
ow. :-(
I’ve never seen a purple RAIN. and hope i never see one! but, with all the DISASTERS today there certainly must be one.
OMG–Prince and Purple Rain, now that’s a halloween treat!!! enjoy everyone!
i miss madlibs
ive never seen a purple camel toad i hope to never see one with all the S.T.D.’s we have today there certainly must be one
Ive never seen a purple Az’ole I hope to never see one But w/all these
I’m sure that I won’t be one!
bravo baby betty
I’ve never seen a purple people-eater and hope I never see one. But with the people we’ve got today I’m all for it.
I’ve never seen a purple birth control pill and hope I never see one. But with the sluts we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
why thank you mr. larfus
I’ve never seen a purple gallon of milk, and I hope I never see one. But with cow-teat-sucking machines we’ve got these days, there certainly must be one.
I’ve never seen a purple Power Ranger, and I hope I never see one. But with all those Power Ranger costumes that for some reason they keep making year after year, there certainly must be one.
I’ve never seen a purple turd. and hope I never see one. But with the bad cooking we’ve got today there certainly must be one!
P.S. Notice the nice classical music that plays in the cow milking video. Yes, I watched the whole thing. I feel so dirty :dead:.
U know, that link brings back all kinds of crazy memories of my
:boobs: pumping days. 
I’ve never seen a purple spot on a my lungs And I hope never to see one But with all the shit I’ve smoked There certainly must be one.