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Non-Returnable. Hmmmm. Seems to be screaming for a “Deposit” joke, doesn’t it?
So does that means I’ll have to stay unpregnant? Shucks!
P.S. If you look carefully, you can see The Zilla himself in the reflection of the plaque. Hi!
Who returns birth control pills?
And why?
What about the kid then? Can we return that instead?
This is obviously a racist medical establishment. For English speakers only birth control pills are non-returnable while for Spanish speakers it’s all pills. ¡Malditos Gringos!
I guess that means more oral
Pondering on the thought that this may be a statement from the South because Southern folk are probally thinking well i only took the sugar pills!
And, why can’t i return them ?
Hummmmm
I see no zilla….:!:
anyways….i think maybe bush has a stutter problem?? well, that just shows he’s human….
:wtf:whatever happened to “return if not satisfied”? I demand a refund !!! Where’s my refund ?!?!:razz:
“Birth Control” is really a funny term when you start thinking about it, that word “control” seems like a pathological wish rarely fulfilled in the course of life.
“Ground control to Major Tom…”
It isn’t birth control, anyway… it is conception interference, but that doesn’t sound as marketable.
I approve and fully support Mandy’s point of view.
Dave, I sent you a new picture to post.
i used all my pills on my cupcakes
and all my sprinkles on mandy.
My mother has always stated that she wishes that she could have returned my ex-sister Margaret to the hospital. (Back in those days, the most common birth control pill was the aspirin, held firmly between the knees)
I cant even comment on that. That is just toooo inane. WHY would you want to return birth control pills??? And WHAT other pills ARE returnable????????:razz:
I took my pills back; they said I needed them but I don’t have MPD and neither do I!
OBVIOUSLY if you get pregnant you don’t need the other pills, so you’d want your money back…right?
Rust -
Your “ex-sister”?
Sean
I keep the ones I don’t want in a locked box in a chest in the attic in hopes that some day I’ll give them to my daughter. A just maybe she’ll give them to her daughter.
:undies:Great link. Our President @ his finest!!