Halloween costume suggestions

Fresh out of ideas for Halloween costumes? Allow me to help:

  1. Ennui
  2. A Braille Newspaper
  3. The Grassy Knoll
  4. A Widget
  5. Aisle 14 of Wal-Mart
  6. Voicemail
  7. The Ghost in the Machine
  8. The Bell Curve
  9. Nepotism
  10. Schrodinger’s Cat Litter Box

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32 comments:

  1. rust, 29, October 2005, 0:10 |  
    rust

    Nigerian 419 Spam

     
  2. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 0:17 |  
    JFLY

    Hmmm…I never thought of decorating cupcakes with prescription meds…oh, the possibilities!

     
  3. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 0:37 |  
    JFLY

    Hmmm…there’s something I never thought of: decorating cupcakes with prescription meds. Can’t wait for the holidays!:evil:

     
  4. Sir Osiss, 29, October 2005, 1:03 |  

    The Michaelangelo Virus

    Michael Jackson’s Long Silent Conscience

    The Poopybara, or l337HAX (like there’s a diff)

    A Cabled Knit Cap, or

    Navel Lint or Toe Jam (YOU PICK IT)

     
  5. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 2:51 |  
    JFLY

    Dave…why can’t I post? :wtf:

     
  6. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 2:52 |  
    JFLY

    Sure…NOW it works! :???:

     
  7. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 2:53 |  
    JFLY

    Just for that you’re getting a batch of my cupcakes with “prescription med” sprinkles :grin:

     
  8. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 2:55 |  
    JFLY

    Is there a reason why I can’t use “prescription medicine” and “cupcake sprinkles” in the same sentence here? :neutral:

     
  9. JFLY, 29, October 2005, 2:57 |  
    JFLY

    Dave??? :wtf:

     
  10. Minnie, 29, October 2005, 3:46 |  
    Minnie

    Bifocals.

     
  11. Nikki, 29, October 2005, 5:41 |  
    Nikki

    A Hollywood Marriage

     
  12. Spud, 29, October 2005, 7:25 |  
    Spud

    The Fickle Finger of Fate.

     
  13. Natalie, 29, October 2005, 7:35 |  

    F sharp, or if you’re really ambitious, B major.

     
  14. Davezilla, 29, October 2005, 9:14 |  
    Davezilla

    Yes, JFLY. There is a very good reason why your comments got held. The words prescription meds often appear in comment spam, so WordPress was being diligent in holding them until I woke up to check email. Sorry about that. Try not to mention dressing up as viagra or hot, young, Asian teen babes either. :razz:

     
  15. Sir Osiss, 29, October 2005, 10:10 |  

    Dang, I wanted to dress up as a hot, young Asian Teen Babe. Of all the luck. Grrrrrrrrr.

    Oh well, the wife and kid would not have understood, anyway.

     
  16. Baby betty, 29, October 2005, 10:28 |  

    a burp

     
  17. rust, 29, October 2005, 11:42 |  
    rust

    A comment Post on DAVEZILLA.com

     
  18. Fran, 29, October 2005, 14:16 |  
    Fran

    Spam, the yummy potted meat by-product which has gotten a bad name since its usage to describe unwanted email.

     
  19. rust, 29, October 2005, 14:34 |  
    rust

    Everyone’s favourite: NIPPLE CLAMPS!

     
  20. greenfireyes, 29, October 2005, 17:39 |  

    viagra laced panties - and “X” laced bra my favorite :lol:

     
  21. CJ, 29, October 2005, 17:39 |  

    FYI, JFLY. All of those cupcakes were decorated with different CANDIES! However, we all know what you would like your “sprinkles” to consist of now!:smile:

     
  22. Mandy, 29, October 2005, 18:05 |  
    Mandy

    Hm, just wearing sprinkles? That’s a great costume! :boobs:

     
  23. InsaneSailor, 29, October 2005, 19:27 |  

    Tom Cruise wearing a Doctors coat giving out medication to his depressed wife as she screams while having the baby?

     
  24. dougieace, 29, October 2005, 19:45 |  

    i thought i was the only one using a pdr as a cookbook

     
  25. Spud, 29, October 2005, 20:00 |  
    Spud

    I want to party with you people…

    nipple clamps viagra undies moosepants devil clowns prescription meds

    :geek:

     
  26. greenfireyes, 30, October 2005, 0:43 |  

    :boobs::boobs:Come on over spud!!:undies:

     
  27. Christall, 30, October 2005, 11:33 |  

    Oh, i got it—A sigmoidal scope!!! oh thats a “shitty” costume.. OOPS i made a pun on words.. Don’t eat the brown candy!!:idea:

     
  28. jules, 30, October 2005, 13:29 |  

    Mmmmm meds on cupcakes :cool:, :undies:in panties, s&m:grin: , well, where IS this party at ?? sounds like my cup o’ tea !! :twisted:

     
  29. Paige, 30, October 2005, 22:03 |  

    Meds on cupcakes???Where do I sign up???I thought about going as “a salt with a deadly weapon” and dressing up as a salt shaker with a sword:grin:

     
  30. adkkid, 31, October 2005, 9:34 |  

    an orgasm?

     
  31. Indyup?, 31, October 2005, 16:39 |  

    :twisted: Fangs, Wings and latex Oh My!! I mean.. hmm… Trick or treat?

     
  32. Stephanie, 31, October 2005, 21:50 |  
    1. Murphy’s Law
    2. a thought
    3. Ego
    4. space
    5. fun
    6. hallucinations
    7. the magenta Power Ranger
    8. guys in anything other than a scream mask
    9. girls in anything not sluty
    10. confusion