Caption Time #77
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“Your ass smells fine. Now stop complaining and get help me find my contact lens.”
Nope, nothing yet… But JEEZ, didn’t you know that stick ‘em up your ass was just a colloquialism?!?
I see a head!
What you can’t see is the tiny midget that she’s going down on.
“They are’t saying how it occurred, but Franny could not untangle herself Mildred’s private regions.”
or
“Fart research experiment claims yet another victim, making that 22 in total.”
Britney Spears tries to protect Sean Preston from press photographers at the airport by stuffing him into her pink carry-on bag. Yet another unflattering snap for her fans to feast upon.
Airport security is so tight these days you can’t even bring your own peanuts on board.:eek:
M “brrrrrpttt”
M “get that for me willya luv”
D “oh god, mum you really stink…”
Uh, you’re not supposed to eat the gum already stuck under the chair.
did you fart cuz i think you did are you sure……HEY CAN SOMEONE COMMERE AND SMELL THIS ASS ……now tell me it dont stink
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!
Fresh Dingleberries!
“Holy crap!”
No need to overstate the obvious.
Why on earth would anyone eat on the floor of the airport, she must be new to this planet.
Married to the invisible man, who asked her to service him in the airport.”Come on honey. No one will know whats going on. Well tell them you were just smelling someones ass.”:wtf:
Just went to the link.What kind of freak would put their baby in a cage.???????????????????:-?
Paige - Maybe the invisible man is copping a handfull of that woman’s ass while he’s being serviced by the blonde…
arrrrrr ive seen the white whale
Let me guess: the aircraft that they are getting ready to board is the S. S. BUTTCRACK
…far better than the S.S. MakeShitUp
I know I dropped that crack rock somwhere!
Just went to the link.What kind of freak would put their baby in a cage.???????????????????:-?
Why, my me and my family, that’s who!
That them there cage is going to make a perfect gift for my expectant sister and brother-in-law. Now they don’t need to worry about hiring a babysitter!:razz::twisted:
On baby cage
What babies think about cage:
This is fun! Hey look at me, I’m a dog! Ruff! Ruff! HA HA HA!!!
What parent is thinking:
Shut up in there or I’m gonna put you outside. Oh great, you turned over your water bowl. Well, I’m not getting you anymore. Maybe if I put a blanket over the cage the kid will go to sleep. I love this cage!
“Hang on, I’m trying to get my kid out from under the seat. He got out of his cage.”
looks like the blonde is feeding a Crystal Burger to the Brunette’s ass and she’s liking it. UMMM! them’s good eats! Sheesh
(sniff) What the- (sniff) Oh my god! (sniff) Winston come smell this! This woman’s fart smells just like banana bread. How did you?… Do it again!
Babmi proves she can give head to anything by blowing the chair at the airport winning a new $1 bill
“Aunt Bessie, are you wearing my edible undies again? I told you I was savin’ them for when Billy Bob gets outta the pen!”
Hi. My name is Jane and I’m an Assaholic.
She’s been on dozens of flights, but she has never seen the underside of the “cockpit”, until now. Now she know it is true that there is an asshole in the cockpit.