Story Problem

If Tom has three times as many testicles as Susan, and Susan has one-fourth as many ovaries as Joe, how many BBQ ribs does Mary have, if she has two more Ouija Boards than Tom?

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30 comments:

  1. Sir Osiss, 22, October 2005, 0:22 |  

    Easy. Sheesh.
    3.78³ Ribs over Πr² divided by ¾ Ouija Board.

    Of course, that is with the proviso that Tom, Susan, Joe and Mary all all transplanted Inuits, if not, then there is no way to tell and this is a trick question!

     
  2. Moose, 22, October 2005, 0:55 |  

    Shoot, that makes more sense than most of them. Which probably explains why the math portion of my SAT indicates that I have the intelligence of an Ouija-less earthworm.

     
  3. Spud, 22, October 2005, 4:43 |  

    Uncanny Mr Zilla, I was thinking of this equation just the other day…

    as in

    Bobby has 2 lemons, Jane has 6, the both left home at 6.45am, Bobby travelled in a easterly direction for 3 miles and Jane travelled westerly fo 15 miles.

    How many pizzas would it take for Bobby to meet Jane 5 miles from where he started if he was wearing an orange parka?

    damn home schooling

     
  4. Sylvia, 22, October 2005, 4:56 |  

    Oh…yeah and the Higher Maths equivalent problem:

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood
    Then a woodchuch would chuck wood
    So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood

     
  5. chzplz, 22, October 2005, 7:00 |  

    Ah, now that depends on if you’re at the Turkey Testicle Festival, doesn’t it?
    http://www.turkey-testicle-festival.com/
    and don’t miss their theme song
    http://www.turkey-testicle-festival.com/Turkey_Testicle_Festival.wma
    “you’re sure to have a ball…”

     
  6. Tami Jo, 22, October 2005, 7:22 |  

    Can I go to the office? :-?

     
  7. Mom, 22, October 2005, 7:45 |  

    Call home for the answer

     
  8. theMike, 22, October 2005, 7:46 |  

    396, definately 396

     
  9. Nikki, 22, October 2005, 7:47 |  

    I failed this question. :!:

     
  10. Spud, 22, October 2005, 8:12 |  

    The correct number is 666

    :geek:

     
  11. einstoned, 22, October 2005, 8:47 |  

    no soap, radio. The more you jump, the higher. Liver. C’mon!

     
  12. Nina, 22, October 2005, 9:29 |  

    :???: So Tom has no testies…Susan is only a quarter of the woman she used to be…and Joe is a she male? I’d have to say…

    (no testies X 1/4 of woman X a she male)divided by four quija boards = A whole lotta ribs! :lol:

     
  13. Paige, 22, October 2005, 9:41 |  

    Joe has ovaries?????????????????:limp:

     
  14. Paige, 22, October 2005, 9:42 |  

    Susan has testicles????????????:wang:

     
  15. Natalie, 22, October 2005, 10:33 |  

    42

     
  16. babybetty, 22, October 2005, 10:36 |  

    i would like to phone a friend, Regis

     
  17. larfus, 22, October 2005, 10:42 |  

    I will pass :oops:

     
  18. Darrell, 22, October 2005, 11:09 |  

    Dude…That’s some good shit…

     
  19. rust, 22, October 2005, 12:20 |  

    The answer, as always is 42.

    And obviously, she has spare ribs, so let’s all go and pig out while the out-pigging is good.

     
  20. Sir Osiss, 22, October 2005, 12:52 |  

    So THATS the question! 42 indeed! Natalie & Rust made me spew my beverage, so Davezilla, you are doing your job!

     
  21. Natasha, 22, October 2005, 13:29 |  

    Easy, they all have zero gonads, and I’m not sure if there’s even one brain between them all. Oh, we weren’t counting brains, were we?

     
  22. dougieace, 22, October 2005, 15:09 |  

    :wang::wang::wang:+:boobs::boobs::undies:=airtight

     
  23. Stephanie, 22, October 2005, 20:27 |  

    Tom has more balls than Susan, but Joe is a bigger pussy than Susan. Mary has the most balls because she has more ouija boards than Tom, so she gets ALL the BBQ ribs. Mary killed Tom, Susan, and Joe and had herself six racks of ribs. Mary’s got balls of steel (which she used to knock each of the others out as she crept from behind them).

     
  24. Sir Osiss, 22, October 2005, 21:07 |  

    Stephanie,

    You scare me… :twisted:

    and I kinda like it! :wtf:

     
  25. Stephanie, 22, October 2005, 21:10 |  

    Thank you, I try.

     
  26. comfortablynumber, 22, October 2005, 21:54 |  

    I bet the answer is an ODD number?:grin:

     
  27. Lizzie, 23, October 2005, 1:21 |  

    :wtf:

     
  28. hippychick576, 24, October 2005, 0:01 |  

    Stephanie, you are the queen of equations. Bravo! :???:

     
  29. Mikel, 24, October 2005, 11:13 |  

    A clear case of apples and oranges.

     
  30. Esther, 24, October 2005, 17:23 |  

    I am so not good with math.:dead: