Archive for October, 2005

Complete this sentence #26, Poetry Edition

I’ve never seen a purple ________.
and hope I never see one.
But with the ________ we’ve got today
there certainly must be one!

Good to know

Good to know

Photo by Tian

Halloween costume suggestions

Fresh out of ideas for Halloween costumes? Allow me to help:

  1. Ennui
  2. A Braille Newspaper
  3. The Grassy Knoll
  4. A Widget
  5. Aisle 14 of Wal-Mart
  6. Voicemail
  7. The Ghost in the Machine
  8. The Bell Curve
  9. Nepotism
  10. Schrodinger’s Cat Litter Box

L337HAX

L337HAX

How to destroy your eyes in 7 simple steps

  1. Get called to fly out fo state for work on a moment’s notice
  2. Stay up till 2am working on a new business pitch with your coworkers
  3. Deliver the pitch at the crack of dawn
  4. Fly home next to someone who is clearly wearing perfume as a body glaze
  5. Ensure that you get a seat on the sold out flight facing the setting sun
  6. Go from the airport straight to the optician to pick up new glasses, which incidentally, are your first time wearing bifocals
  7. Attempt to see

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