Prolapsed Pachyderm
Archive for September, 2005
Caption Time #69
Photo by Kaitlyn D.
More things that sound dirty, but aren’t
- Draining his pasta
- Cleaning her lint trap
- Rearranging her bookshelves
- Checking her fluid levels
- Soaking the dentures
- Uncorked her champagne
- Filing her taxes
- Grinding the beans
- Polishing the boots
- Licking her stamp collection
- Winding her clock
- Counting her rosary beads
- Sending out the invitations
- Flipping her hotcakes
- Burning his CD
- Waxing her hood
- Blowing out the candle
- Carving the pumpkin
- Booking her tickets
- Refinish her end table
Pimp my ride
Photos by Tamity
