Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Photo sent in by Jen, reprinted courtesy of alchemism.

Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes … why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]

I was reading in the news that Britney Spears finally pushed out a puppy. Preston Michael Spears. I fear for this child having the initials “PMS”, while his mother’s are “BS”.

Photo sent in by Jen, reprinted courtesy of Blake Seely.