Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Earlier this week my 19 year old brother was laying in his bedroom trying to take an afternoon nap. He heard the front door open to the apartment. He figured our dad had gotten off work early. He hears the fridge open and close and then he hears someone in the bathroom. Then suddenly he hears this extremely loud pounding. Wondering what the hell my dad is doing my brother jumps up and opens his bedroom door! Only to find a naked woman beating the shit out of my dad’s bedroom door (he keeps it locked at all times) The woman was yelling “Oh this shit is gonna stop”. My brother tried talking the woman into leaving and explained that she must have the wrong apartment. It didn’t work! He ended up having to go to the neighbors apartment to call the cops. They live in a pretty small town in Kansas and stuff like this is really unusual! Well, the cops got the naked woman restrained and took her downtown. Afterwards my brother goes to use the bathroom…The woman had taken a crap all over the bathroom and used my brother’s boxers to wipe. All the while my dad is at work!

I have heard from my Dad that the cops believed the woman to be mentally unstable and I’ve also been told that the woman is a big druggie and alcoholic. Either way it cracks me up that a naked woman breaks into a house…grosses me out that she crapped all over though. Worst part…The cops let her go the next day.

I searched the local newspapers but couldn’t find any stories on it. I was hoping to just send you a link but I guess this will have to work. Tonganoxie KS is the town this occured in.

Photo sent in by Jen, reprinted courtesy of alchemism.

Cougar: “You didn’t use the ice from the green tray, did you?
Boyfriend: “Yes … why?”
Cougar: “That ice is stale! It’s been in the freezer for months.”
Boyfriend: “How can ice go stale? It’s frozen water.”
Cougar: “Well, I say it can!”

[Definition of Cougar]