Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

21 comments:

1. Minnie, 30. September 2005, 0:29
   

   Meet Savage No.2… his motto? 2B or not 2B! Saving the world with graphite and lead. Doodling away to glory. Arch Enemy? The Eraser Dude.

   Now coming in prismacolor at a theatre near you!

    
2. Nikki, 30. September 2005, 5:27
   

   Hee, Minn. Would the Banana Slug’s arch enemy be Super Salt Saker?

    
3. Jay, 30. September 2005, 7:31
   

   How about Captain Semantics? I get mistaken for him all the time.

    
4. Minnie, 30. September 2005, 9:05
   

   Good one, Nik.

    
5. Mikel, 30. September 2005, 10:25
   

   Is savage No.2 sidekick scantron B.

    
6. rust, 30. September 2005, 11:31
   

   Of course, Nº 2′s secret identity: “Pencil” Dick Farber.
   Just like Superman, he has a whole set of duplicates: they’re all mechanical…

    
7. Nina, 30. September 2005, 12:09
   

   Just wondering…who would be the pallbearers arch enemy?
   Niki & Minnie: You guys crack me up!!

    
8. Nina, 30. September 2005, 12:11
   

   :wtf: Has anyone checked out todays link? Gross! Makes me think swimming in anything but a chemically filled swimming pool would just be nuts!

    
9. wantwit, 30. September 2005, 14:31
   

   thank you for not mentioning my failed attempt at superhero-dom.

    
10. Mikel, 30. September 2005, 14:41
    

    pallbearer arch enemy? Mr. Liveforever

     
11. Minnie, 30. September 2005, 15:08
    

    Pallbearer’s arch enemy is flatulence. Note his distended stomach, you guys. He’s the superhero in the world of sinister undertakers because his body emissions kill the living and wake the dead.

     
12. Minnie, 30. September 2005, 15:10
    

    Nina: Thanks! We try!

     
13. garth, 30. September 2005, 17:46
    

    The frightening thing is that Australia had a Prime Minister nicknamed the Pall Bearer ……… Paul Keating …… and it looked like this anti-hero figure of yours…………did he pose for it?

     
14. Spud, 30. September 2005, 19:41
    

    Very funny topic, comments and responses.

    However I would dearly like to see a picture/drawing of the most understated of all heroes.

    Coward Man
    Faster than light
    coward man is outta sight

    Weaker than re-used toilet paper

    Able to hide anywhere

    He’s “Coward Man”

     
15. Steppenwolf, 30. September 2005, 22:37
    

    The pallbearer has put on a lot of weight from overeating due to the loss of his trusted sidekick Kevorkian. But having found a replacement in Dubya recently his health has improved. Kick some ass Superhero! :^)

     
16. Lisa, 1. October 2005, 11:03
    

    The Banana Slug is already a “super hero” of sorts, if being the official mascot of UC-Santa Cruz counts.

    Weird, but true.

     
17. Davezilla, 1. October 2005, 11:59
    

    Are you serious, Lisa? :wtf:

     
18. jess, 1. October 2005, 12:39
    

    ok…I will never,ever open anything that has the warning “Gross” before 10 am, EVER again! Thank you, Davezilla for this life lesson.

     
19. pappy, 1. October 2005, 13:15
    

    That bug thing is just wrong..

    I think I’m swearing off fish for a while..

     
20. eric, 2. October 2005, 1:29
    

    hey minnie, wouldnt No.2′s arch enemy be his own ass???

     
21. Lisa, 2. October 2005, 8:13
    

    ‘Fraid so, Dave.