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P. Diddy goes western.
Whats up with Spoilers on trucks? When did this become cool?
“SOUTH WEST SIDE”
Emenem is still trying to fit in….
What is a Boye ???
Verily Spudde, lettest me tell thee that a boye is the thynge that thou must settle for if thou failest to fynde a gyrle upon the shyppe during a lengthy sea voyage.
Lung, you made me spew.
All i need now is a set of bull balls. then i can kick shit pimp style.:roll:
Sadly, you’re not the first girl to say that Minnie.
I feel confident the truck owner and his side kick can two step, and wear boots. It could be Jessica Simpsons alter ego.
They must be the spokespersons for Anti-monkeybutt powder.
I noticed these folks are from Michigan…..even more frightening
what the hell kid rock runnin outa shit to do with his money or what:limp:
A transexual rope wrangler originally from Texas who is known as “Sierra” to his dates in Arizona and “Diamond” to his dates in New York.:thong:
I remember when you’d get your ass kicked down southwest way for having long hair, wonder what the oldtimers think of this fagmobile?
This was Kenny Chesney’s truck before he made it big…
Pimp my ride for cowboys!!
I “hate” it when “people” use “quotes” around “fancy sayin’s” especially when they “aint” all “that” fancy. “Right?”
Damn yankees can’t even get the cowboy effect right.Ya’ll know that real cowboys drive 70’s model tallboy ford trucks with monster mudder tires,And a rifle in the rear window. Yee haw!
it absorbs your sweat (which lubricates your skin as well as cools it) then prevents skin irritation and chaffing! sounds like they just ad talcum powder to grease and lather you up!
I was wondering whether or not Cowboy Up was a soft drinkā¦
I think this truck belongs to Cowboy Troy..
no I think up means:wang:
Not a cowboy. I don’t see a gunrack…
Monkeybutt is the new term for swamp ass?
:wtf::-( that is my truck you dipshits wtf is ur problems i got that from my grandpa jk who would drive a peice of shit like that ?!?!:twisted:
I would have thought that in modern civilized cultures the term should be “mandrill gluteass” or perhaps “baboon sphincter” — but, of course this is an ‘Murican product. Yippie-kay-yo-kay-yay!
Is that a french tickler on the trailer hitch???
made ya look, didn’t I?
If “The Bride” were a cowgirl, this would be the Pussy Wagon.
Again with the god damn mexicans!
George Bush’s disguise while touring hurricane damaged areas in Texas?
george dubya aka little hitler a cowboy HUH and i’ll be the next president!:boobs::boobs:
can we change the subject?…….this one died
must be a mutton buster