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“I will wave my hands in front of my breasts to distract you from the fact that my zipper is open.”
“Pay no attention to the penis behind the curtain…”
“I must, I must, I must increase my bust.” “Oops, wrong area.”:oops:
Imagine what that bunny will really look like in 20 years.:razz:
“With a nose like mine, I have to draw attention to my boobs!”:-?
Cheerleader showing off her rock and unsuccessfully trying to convince her friends that her jock boyfriend wants to marry her for her personality.
“I feel the need… the need to exceed…”
Sorry, got nothin’ ‘ceptin this:
http://www.beedogs.com
Hey look….Not only does Pinnochio’s nose grow when he lies, so do his boobs!:boobs:
Hey look…my boobs are growing beards. Boy, am I talented and hirsute.
“Does my new polish match my new boobs?? They were both ON DISCOUNT!”
What is the thing below her belt buckle?
Was this photo taken during “alone” time? :wang::lol:
OK, I’m drunk enough, now DO ME !!
Barn door’s open.
Also, Keith made me snort.
“I’m getting two more breasts added under my armpits.” :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:
There’s a dirty joke about the Invisible Man, in here somewhere.
finally got her boobies…
Looks like she may have went to the Celine Dion school of over dramatics in wine and singing. Looks like the impression of Celine’s 10th farewell tour.
Or…”I’ll have what she is having”
oohhh i can’t wait to show my new tits to my girlfriend!:boobs:
Oh these old things? Yes, they’re mine. I paid for them myself.
I feel pretty oh so pretty…after 16 years of drugs, thearpy, and surgeries, Bob(ie) finaly lets the cat out of bag at his/her coming out party.
is it me or are my boobs hot:oops:
Nope, it’s not just you don. Goofy picture, great boobs, and a peep show of the goodies below. Fine photography at it’s best …
Now Mike…You promise you will never show this picture of me showing you my breast to anyone.:twisted:
“I want to see how tight I can stretch my shirt before it rips.. Then you can see how great my boobs are up close!!”
P.S. Dave, where do you get this stuff?
See I was thinking, either she has the world’s largest clit, or the world’s tiniest penis.
“You know those NIKE shoe pump things? Well, you press on these and my head goes all tight”
Oh my shirt they do fill She cooed with a thrill And the cost I will pay Is like politics in a way For my BUSH will cover the bill
talk about open invitation
she sure can sniff out a good 
Who Me? I’m not drunk!!
It’s the pain killers from the :boobs:job mixed with the alcohol!
Speaking of my :boobs::boobs: Aren’t they pretty?!
Is it just me, or is one of my
bigger then the other?
“My :boobs::boobs:s? Why yes, aren’t they just?”
Time for a new picture. This one is a yawner.
or
I feel pretty…oh so pretty
Am I the only one who thinks she’s kinda hot? I’d squeeze those :boobs::boobs: for her.
“and this…..aaaaaahhhhhhhh…..is Dixie Wexworth”
obscure, old MAD TV reference