Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

36 comments:

1. Minnie, 25, September 2005, 0:07 |  
   

   ….

   Her nails are like claws. Mommy, me scared.

    
2. Sarah, 25, September 2005, 0:19 |  
   not only have those breasts been enhanced by copious amounts of silicone….but
   that hair color is not found in nature (unless you’re a 2 yr old) and all the tanning has given her facial skin the appearance of an alligator purse

    
3. Fran, 25, September 2005, 0:37 |  
   Why did I look before going to bed?:wtf:

    
4. Minnie, 25, September 2005, 0:45 |  
   I wanna pelt the scary cougar wth stale ice cubes.

    
5. Esther, 25, September 2005, 1:59 |  
   Why did I look without drinking more?:wtf:

    
6. kismet, 25, September 2005, 3:14 |  
   I think I’m going to go pepper spray my eyes now.

    
7. Spud, 25, September 2005, 5:01 |  
   I just happened to read her bio…

   ah, she’s only 37 yrs old

   nice

   heh

    
8. Spud, 25, September 2005, 5:04 |  
   Oh and I thought a pic 3 caption might read - “…and this moi taking a crap”

   bwahaahahahahaaaaa

   nice

   

    
9. Mandy, 25, September 2005, 6:37 |  
   37 and single Spud. You have a chance!

    
10. Spud, 25, September 2005, 8:18 |  
    There’s a flaw in that idea, my wife

    plus she’s not old enough

    

     
11. Nina, 25, September 2005, 9:09 |  
    For as long as I live I never want to see anything like that again! She’s just plain scary looking!

     
12. Ms. Z, 25, September 2005, 10:32 |  
    Oh my god, my brother brought her home lastnight.

     
13. pappy, 25, September 2005, 12:51 |  
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GROSS!

    *falls over dead*

     
14. Bruce, 25, September 2005, 13:19 |  
    O my!?!?

     
15. motleygirl, 25, September 2005, 13:35 |  
    my vergin eyes!!!

     
16. Daria, 25, September 2005, 14:03 |  
    37??? She looks more like 57. Really scary

     
17. Nikki, 25, September 2005, 14:18 |  
    I believe she was 37. I believe she was 37 about 40 years ago.

     
18. Minnie, 25, September 2005, 14:22 |  
    Yeah, I agree with Nikki.

    If she’s 37, I love Dubya. :-?:

     
19. CroneWynd, 25, September 2005, 15:07 |  
    Did you read any of the comments on her photos? Apparently there are some serious loser guys that are drooling over her. Ewwww…. I thought she looked really, really well-used, if you catch my drift…

     
20. Minnie, 25, September 2005, 15:26 |  
    CroneWynd - She does look like a walking petri-dish of STDs.

    As for the loser guys drooling there? Like attracts like. ‘Nuff said.

     
21. tinamarie, 25, September 2005, 16:13 |  
    Okay. Yeah. Sure. I’m just trying to breathe and not puke.

    Pass the Lysol Spray please…

     
22. operaticbacon, 25, September 2005, 16:34 |  
    Can’t believe you were brave enough to look long enough to read the comments!

    We think Barbie dolls are unrealistic but women like that are becoming the norm!

    Or so we are told by the media…:evil:

     
23. amy, 25, September 2005, 16:43 |  
    Wow, that’s one huge rock she crapped out in picture se19×014.

     
24. justme, 25, September 2005, 22:17 |  
    Uh uh, she’s 37 and I’m a virgin:roll:

     
25. Merridew, 25, September 2005, 22:40 |  
    

    Ew.

    

    *looks for an ‘I’m about to vomit’ icon*

     
26. Fireyes, 26, September 2005, 0:01 |  
    :wtf:OMG!!! Its my grandmother!!!

     
27. Lung the Younger, 26, September 2005, 3:28 |  
    My first instinct was to check out her hand and foot size in the photos. I used to live in a bario where there was a fair amount of transsexual prostitution and that was the best way to suss out any suspiciously tall cougar. Old habits die hard, and this particular cougar has a trace of Adam’s apple.

     
28. garth, 26, September 2005, 7:44 |  
    Like, I looked at the picture of the ‘cougar’ whut’s the best example you ever seen man……..why didn’ somewun say……….when I was a kid and later a cop, we din’t call ‘em “cougars”……we called ‘em whut they is……….”cheap sluts”

     
29. mikeB, 26, September 2005, 8:59 |  
    That’s a man, baby!

     
30. Davezilla, 26, September 2005, 13:12 |  
    That thought crossed my mind too, mikeB.

     
31. Wank, 26, September 2005, 14:44 |  
    I wouldn’t fuck her with Rosie O’Donnell’s penis.

     
32. GrumpySimon, 26, September 2005, 19:10 |  
    Right. That’s it. I’m going gay. Sorry ladies.

     
33. garth, 27, September 2005, 4:02 |  
    Wait for me grumpysimon, I’m cumming with ya

     
34. honey bunny, 27, September 2005, 12:15 |  
    you could at least mark these NSFW, Dave!!

    ARGH! :limp::mad::wtf::-?

     
35. Davezilla, 27, September 2005, 13:00 |  
    Sorry about that!

     
36. tian, 27, September 2005, 14:07 |  
    she is more plastic than flesh.